What happens in Heaven
Karishma
Mikayla M.
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All i know is that Heaven is located somewhere beyond the infinite, and
everyone there weighs only 21 grams. The weight of a stack of 5 nickels.
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Mikayla M.
Heather
the Mayan Calendar is rather bizarre. In fact, YOU are rather
bizarre.......
Back to lurking........HF (oh, and perhaps killfiling your absurd posts)
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I.P. Freely
> Make that "all you think".........cuz you don't know. And your belief in
> the Mayan Calendar is rather bizarre. In fact, YOU are rather
> bizarre.......
>
> Back to lurking........HF (oh, and perhaps killfiling your absurd posts)
I suspect most of us are way ahead of you on this one.
I.P.
Mikayla M.
> Make that "all you think".........cuz you
> don't know.
I know what i speak.
> And your belief in the Mayan Calendar
> is rather bizarre.
All i know is what i have heard. In between December 21, 2012 and
December 31, 2012 something big is going to happen.
> In fact, YOU are rather bizarre.......
Really? A Heather like you is rather bizarre. Every Heather i have ever
known all seemed to be very nice and sweet. Where did you go wrong?
--
Mikayla M.
Heather
"I.P. Freely" <fuhghed...@noway.nohow> wrote in message
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putting a new hard drive in and I keep forgetting to zap the weirdos out,
grin. She is definitely looking for attention........what a sick puppy!!
HF
chazjac
(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
--charlie
jloomis
I always say, "Will the real God please stand up"
We have so many religions and so many that believe "their religion/heaven"
is the only one...I cannot believe it. Yes, I know some will say.....you
just believe in the wrong God.
That is what a Jahova Witness told me.......
john
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Alex
> everyone there weighs only 21 grams. The weight of a stack of 5 nickels.
>
> --
> Mikayla M.
>
Well, let's do the math. Each of us weighs 21 grams after death (The
Afterlife Diet). There are now 6 billion souls on the planet. We are
procreating like mad, so maybe there's been only another 12 billion or so of
us since we came down out of the trees. Once all of us now alive finally
kick off, not counting future generations that's 18 billion souls times 21
grams or about 380 billion grams. That means there will soon be about
420,000 tons of us somewhere beyond the infinite and over the rainbow. And
thousands of tons more coming each year.
That kind of tonnage makes the hereafter sound more like a Los Angeles
freeway than like heaven.
Thank you, Mikayla, for providing us with another good reason to fight like
hell to stay alive as long as possible.
Alex
Steve Jordan
(ka-snip)
> Yes, I know some will say.....you
> just believe in the wrong God.
> That is what a Jahova Witness told me.......
> john
Maybe John is damned cuz he spelled "Jehovah" wrong.
Or Yaweh.
Or YWHW
Snert. Hee hee.
Regards,
Steve J
;-)
3Putt in Coastal SC
"Alex" <tuchasoffentisch@_NO_SPAM_gmail.com> wrote in message
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.> Well, let's do the math. Each of us weighs 21 grams after death (The
> Afterlife Diet). There are now 6 billion souls on the planet. We are
> procreating like mad, so maybe there's been only another 12 billion or so
> of us since we came down out of the trees. Once all of us now alive
> finally kick off, not counting future generations that's 18 billion souls
> times 21 grams or about 380 billion grams. That means there will soon be
> about 420,000 tons of us somewhere beyond the infinite and over the
> rainbow. And thousands of tons more coming each year.
>
> That kind of tonnage makes the hereafter sound more like a Los Angeles
> freeway than like heaven.
>
a "soul" has any weight.
Steve Kramer
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> Does this math mean that the Earth will get heavier? I wouldn't think
> that a "soul" has any weight.
-- skramer remarks
Clearly a soul has weight. Since the holidays, every time I get on the
scale it registers a higher number. What else could explain that other than
several souls getting on with me?
PSA 16 10/17/2000 @ 46
Biopsy 11/01/2000 G7 (3+4), T2c
RRP 12/15/2000 G7 (3+4), T3cN0M0 Neg margins
PSA <.1 <.1 <.1 .27 .37 .75 PSAD 0.19 years
EBRT 05-07/2002 @ 47
PSA .34 .22 .15 .21 .32 PSAD .056 years
Lupron 07/03 (1 mo) 8/03 and every 4 months there after
PSA .07 .05 .06 .09 .08 .132 .145 PSAD 1.4 years
Casodex added daily 07/06
PSA undetectable since. Next Assay 02/02/10
Illegitimati non carborundum
jloomis
average soul.
since we have less body mass, no prostate, and prostate fluid......that must
weigh a lot....gallons of it.....So, we will have more room for ourselves in
heaven......
I heard it is better to go to hell since that is where all the people that
had fun go.
Unless of course we want to play a harp with the angels......that may get
boring after a bit, dont you think?
And then again if we were Moslem we could go and meet
virgins.....Wow.....imagine that....
Without a prostate, and ED meeting 28 virgins.....now that sounds like hell
to me.....
Ok, I got to go back to reality here.........
john
"Steve Kramer" <skr...@cinci.rr.com> wrote in message
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Heather
"Steve Kramer" <skr...@cinci.rr.com> wrote in message
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>
>> Does this math mean that the Earth will get heavier? I wouldn't think
>> that a "soul" has any weight.
>
> -- skramer remarks
>
> Clearly a soul has weight. Since the holidays, every time I get on the
> scale it registers a higher number. What else could explain that other
> than several souls getting on with me?
Perhaps 3 helpings of turkey dinner, with a few slices of ham, a mountain of
mashed potatoes and 3 cups of gravy...........LOL!!
OK, I admit to gaining weight too......but my excuse is that I had to cook
all of my daughter's favourites.....which included 60 shortbread cookies.
Yum.
Steve Kramer
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> Perhaps 3 helpings of turkey dinner, with a few slices of ham, a mountain
> of mashed potatoes and 3 cups of gravy...........LOL!!
Yeah, perhaps you're right. I should have stopped at 3 helpings.
Tom Cular
Sounds like the old Elvis parody. It's sure a lot easier and more
pleasurable to put a few pounds on than trying to shed a few grams. With
each birthday the gain / loss ratio seems to change. I think I just gained
21 grams thinking about Christmas dinner.
Tom
Mikayla M.
> there will soon be about 420,000 tons of
> us somewhere beyond the infinite and
> over the rainbow. And thousands of tons
> more coming each year.
> That kind of tonnage makes the
> hereafter sound more like a Los Angeles
> freeway than like heaven.
Heaven has infinite room / space for everyone. Overcrowding is
impossible there. It's paradise for everyone, especially for
claustrophobics.
--
Mikayla M.