ABOUT MY MAMA and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
Steve Chaney
HER FAT ASS OUT OF THE WAY. sho 'nuff!
-MY MAMA SO FAT PEOPLE JOG AROUND HER FOR EXCERCISE.
Ya' dig?
-MY MAMA SO FAT ALL OF THE CHAIRS IN THE HOUSE HAVE SEATBELTS.
you know das right!
-MY MAMA SO FAT AT THE ZOO THE ELEPHANTS STARTED THROWING PEANUTS AT HER.
and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
-MY MAMA SO FAT EVRY TIME SHE WERES HIGH HEELS SHE STRIKES OIL.
brace yourself foo'!
-MY MAMA SO FAT HER ASS HAS A CONGRESS MAN.
Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
-MY MAMA SO FAT HER CEREAL BOWL CAME WITH A LIFE GUARD.
don't make me shank ya, Toni!
-MY MAMA SO FAT IN A MAGAZINE SHES ON PAGE 4,5,6,7 AND 8. slap mah fro!
-MY MAMA SO FAT SHE CANT JUST WORK 1 CORNER SHE HAS TO WORK ALL 4.
Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
-MY MAMA SO FAT SHE GOT HIT WITH A TRUCK AND SAID WHO THROUGH THAT ROCK.
Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
-MY MAMA SO FAT SHE GOT LITTLE PEOPLE ORBITING AROUND HER.
w0rd!
-MY MAMA SO FAT WHEN GOD CREATED HER AND THEN ON THE 7TH DAY HE RESTED.
what the fuck sup now?
-MY MAMA SO FAT I SAW HER IN NEW YORK AND I TOLD A GUY IN LA AND HE SAW HER
TOO.
be understanding dis negroid-american languag foo'
-MY MAMA SO FAT NO ONE CAN TALK BEHIND HER BACK.
slap mah fro!
-MY MAMA SO FAT SHE'S ALWAYS FIRST IN LINE.
Jus' like Orenthawl James.
-MY MAMA SO FAT SHE DOESNT WEAR A G STRING SHE WEARS G,H,I,J,AND K
what 'chew thinking man?
-MY MAMA SO FAT when her beeper goes off, peeps thought she wuz backing up
-MY MAMA SO FAT she fell in love an' broke it.
-MY MAMA SO FAT her neck looks like uh pair o' hot dogs.
-MY MAMA SO FAT when she plays hopscoch instead o' 1 2 3...... its NY FL
an' LA.
-MY MAMA SO FAT dat her senior pictures had ta be aerial view.
-MY MAMA SO FAT when I tried ta cruize around her I ran out o' gas.
-MY MAMA SO FAT she wuz floating in da ocean an' Spain claimed her fo' da
new world
-MY MAMA SO FAT she has ta iron her gear in da driveway.
-MY MAMA SO FAT da National Weather Agency has ta assign names ta her
farts.
-MY MAMA SO FAT dey tie uh rope around her shoulders an' drag her through
uh tunnel when dey wants ta clean it.
-MY MAMA SO FAT she hoola-hooped da super bowl.
-MY MAMA SO FAT she sets off `64 alarms when she runs.
ya'll is mad stupid.
-- Steve
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gun...@surfside.net
"Let 'em eat eep" - Lady Veteran:
http://www.geocities.com/lady_veteran/Anti_Troll_Fund_Raiser.html
"Rejecting Frederika Keefer from Ballet School cuz she'stoo short,
iz as logical as kicking Spud Webb out o' da NBA." - me
men fear original thought as dey fear nuttin' else on earth - mo' than
ruin, mo' even than death
- (mostly) bertrand russell
few peeps can be happy unless dey hate some other person, nation or
creed.
- bertrand russell and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
Lady Veteran
wrote:
The idiots here are so fucking stupid that if brains were gun powder,
they would not have enough to blow their nose.
You can easily spot them. They are one's running around with coat
hangers in their heads, drooling, and letting their genitals hang out.
Bobbi
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"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won
a war by dying for his country. You won it by making
the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
General George S. Patton May 31, 1944
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The reason the Americans are so difficult to fight
is that they refuse to follow their own doctrine
Field Marshall Erwin Rommel.
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