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Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)

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Dec 13, 2009, 8:07:30 PM12/13/09
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I could use one just now.

Nann Bell

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Dec 13, 2009, 10:11:31 PM12/13/09
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On Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:07:30 -0500, Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman) wrote
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> I could use one just now.

best joke I can think of is having it at all............. Others all seem to
be jokes of the moment.

In that vein, I still get a chuckle when i recall the morning I was feeling a
bit silly and asked ASA for input on whether I should get my new wrist-thumb
braces in black or beige. KJ (boy do I miss her!) came right back with,
"Black! go for the whole dominatrix look!"

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Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)

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Dec 15, 2009, 1:09:28 AM12/15/09
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Nann Bell wrote:
> On Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:07:30 -0500, Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman) wrote
> (in message <qdgVm.105667$gg6....@newsfe25.iad>):
>
>> I could use one just now.
>
> best joke I can think of is having it at all............. Others all seem to
> be jokes of the moment.
>
> In that vein, I still get a chuckle when i recall the morning I was feeling a
> bit silly and asked ASA for input on whether I should get my new wrist-thumb
> braces in black or beige. KJ (boy do I miss her!) came right back with,
> "Black! go for the whole dominatrix look!"
>
LOL Mistress Nann, she who must be obeyed.

Nann Bell

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Dec 16, 2009, 12:58:21 PM12/16/09
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On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 1:09:28 -0500, Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman) wrote
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>> In that vein, I still get a chuckle when i recall the morning I was
>> feeling a
>> bit silly and asked ASA for input on whether I should get my new
>> wrist-thumb
>> braces in black or beige. KJ (boy do I miss her!) came right back with,
>> "Black! go for the whole dominatrix look!"
>>
> LOL Mistress Nann, she who must be obeyed.

as you might guess, I immediately ordered black ones after she said that! It
was too good to pass up...... heehee, and I've had a lot of fun telling the
tale ever since!

Michael B

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Dec 17, 2009, 6:19:53 AM12/17/09
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Here's one for you.
http://www.ahajokes.com/bar014.html

On Dec 13, 8:07 pm, "Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)" <lao...@spam.cox.net>
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Michael B

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Dec 17, 2009, 10:31:03 PM12/17/09
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On Dec 13, 8:07 pm, "Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)" <lao...@spam.cox.net>
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> I could use one just now.

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and
pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After
catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress
asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

Harvey R. Stone

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Dec 18, 2009, 8:44:55 AM12/18/09
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"Michael B" <baug...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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Wellll, it made me laugh again.... As I think about how well I will do or
not do to see AVATAR today..... my kind of sci-fi.... It all depends on if
the wife needs help with Christmas stuff today... After I was already
asleep our doorbell rang twice which did not even wake me up but the wife
thought it was one of the mail delivery guys,,, it was my next door neighbor
with a plate of Mexican food to share with us. The kind of plate where a
family with good cooks gets together and puts it right. May God bless them
for their kindness and sharing of family at Christmas time.
Harv


loujeanb

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Dec 18, 2009, 9:56:37 AM12/18/09
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It made me snicker, then laugh. That is a good one, Harv.

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Michael B

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Dec 18, 2009, 7:36:26 PM12/18/09
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How was the movie?
I'm thinking of going Saturday.

Harvey R. Stone

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Dec 19, 2009, 6:08:11 PM12/19/09
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Iiiiii loved it. Great sci-fi. Plenty of toes stepped on with the story
but the 3d was a blast and it got a good round of clapping at the end of it
all.
Harv

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Michael B

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Dec 19, 2009, 10:57:40 PM12/19/09
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Thanks.
We didn't go today, but considering the 3D.
No problems from motion sickness?
I got a dose of that from Blair Witch Project.

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> Iiiiii loved it.    Great sci-fi.   Plenty of toes stepped on with the story
> but the 3d was a blast and it got a good round of clapping at the end of it
> all.
> Harv
>

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Harvey R. Stone

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Dec 20, 2009, 8:00:04 AM12/20/09
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"Michael B" <baug...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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Thanks.
We didn't go today, but considering the 3D.
No problems from motion sickness?
I got a dose of that from Blair Witch Project.

Not for me or anyone around me that I know of. They show both in different
movies. 3D is a choice.
Harv


loujeanb

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Dec 20, 2009, 9:30:59 PM12/20/09
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Huh! The prices they charge nowadays, they should give you a choice. Of
course, I imagine if I went oftener than every five-ten years, it wouldn't
be such a big shock. LOL I just remembered when I was a teenager (never
mind how long ago) they were talking about raising the prices at the
theaters and people said, "No way will people pay 44 cents to see a movie!"
You can't even get any of the refreshments for 44 cents.

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Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)

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Dec 21, 2009, 3:52:55 PM12/21/09
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loujeanb wrote:
> Huh! The prices they charge nowadays, they should give you a choice. Of
> course, I imagine if I went oftener than every five-ten years, it wouldn't
> be such a big shock. LOL I just remembered when I was a teenager (never
> mind how long ago) they were talking about raising the prices at the
> theaters and people said, "No way will people pay 44 cents to see a movie!"
> You can't even get any of the refreshments for 44 cents.
>
Ah, yes, I would get seventy five cents to spend the afternoon at a
matin�e to see some oater on the big screen and I would have a ticket
and popcorn and everything.

loujeanb

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Dec 21, 2009, 9:13:44 PM12/21/09
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I remember my cousin taking us downtown to see a movie on Saturday afternoon
and a quarter paid for movie, popcorn, and soda pop!

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Harvey R. Stone

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Dec 21, 2009, 10:26:29 PM12/21/09
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>I remember my cousin taking us downtown to see a movie on Saturday
>afternoon and a quarter paid for movie, popcorn, and soda pop!
>
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For both of you??? That beats me and 9cents to get in...
Harv


loujeanb

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Dec 22, 2009, 8:50:46 PM12/22/09
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No, for each. I don't go back that far, Harv! LOL

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