Do I need a username and password? 7025
Robert Downing
<Ma...@MaryAnnCam.com> wrote in message
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> Hi Everyone,
(AND)
<Ma...@MaryAnnCam.com> wrote in message
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> Hi Everyone,
(AND)
<Ma...@MaryAnnCam.com> wrote in message
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> Hi Everyone,
>
> My name is Mary Ann and I'm learning how to use my new live CAM. I do
need some help though; I'm not sure what to do in front of the camera. I'd
like someone to tell me what to do and help me learn all the ins and outs of
a live CAM.
>
> How about coming to my site and seeing me? I'd really like to learn all
there is to know about a live CAM. If you have any suggestions, please
e-mail me or visit me.
Step right up, folks! This is something you absolutely have to see to
believe! On the surface, she looks like an average woman (ok, maybe a
little more lumpy in some areas), but this is a woman who simultaneously
CANNOT figure out how to point a camera at herself, but seems to have
MASTERED the concept of spamming newsgroups!
You heard me right! Previous carnies like myself showed you freaks of
nature -- a bearded lady, the lobster man, siamese twins -- but these were
all *physical* freaks. Here at the Usenet Carnival, *MENTAL* freaks of
nature are presented!!
Here is (drumroll) the Clueless Cam User! A probable female who wanted to
add to the bandwidth and space of the Internet without adding *ANY* content
of value!! But the best part is: She wants *us* to tell *her* what to do
with her camera! Well, I have a few ideas on exactly *WHERE* she can put
her camera, but unlike this freak, I have the decency not to talk about it!
> Hope To See Ya,
Note the supreme lack of intelligence in this case, in that cameras are
STILL one-way (at least I hope so) ....
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> Mary Ann
>
> (800) 970-7866
> email: Ma...@MaryAnnCam.com
> URL: www.MaryAnnCam.com
>
>
She has her own DNS entry, 800 number, and email address, but she *CAN'T*
figure out how to use a camera!
> dceeuogjcjhkpcmurgtvhuqysbklgxnzjndbqqfytukrulrnpkufsrghjflrqgzlepnyoske
And here she can't even use a keyboard!
>
syozhjjywpympugcsyrhmqrdpntcoohzntlnjhfrtkvtygodgfkxhbgkdektuwckfhkywcngnxwt
jrcwxjpj
She didn't learn in alt.parodies either!
>
vrjtqnzinduokewyiddejgdhbrtsrytnfsnkjpljpmbtxbwdoggoxkjlvmwzgjhqssbfsuoltusy
ufhgfmczrezsnxhnd
Or here in alt.supidity!
Also -- quick note about the propogated newsgroups -- alt.subspace does
*NOT* refer to the near-perfect vacuum in your HEAD, Mary.
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We'll be keeping you up-to-date with more Usenet Carnivals later on!
---
Wayne, who hates spam, but is feeling like fighting it today.
Lordcybereye
this was more funner! Hehehehe :-p
--
Ian "Lordcybereye" Hopfe
"He who controls the cyberspace is Lord!"
http://lordcybereye.ismad.com
PS Sh!t I just spammed.
Robert Downing <rdow...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message
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