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StableXYZN5
Jul 5, 2005, 10:01:01 PM7/5/05
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I was microwaving some popcorn and listening to Black Sabbath
yesterday. Instead of setting the microwave to 3 minutes, I accidently
set it to 30000 minutes, which was translated into -30 (negitive 30)
minutes by the microwave, since it doesnt go as high as 30K minutes. So
I went to get my popcorn finding nothing but a charred mess, but I had
accidently opened a transwarp conduit right into Jimmy Hoffa's burial
site!
yesterday. Instead of setting the microwave to 3 minutes, I accidently
set it to 30000 minutes, which was translated into -30 (negitive 30)
minutes by the microwave, since it doesnt go as high as 30K minutes. So
I went to get my popcorn finding nothing but a charred mess, but I had
accidently opened a transwarp conduit right into Jimmy Hoffa's burial
site!
I was confused, and wandered around for a bit, and then ended up back
at my house.
Unfortunatly, my mind was warped by the trip, and the effects of
traveling at super-hyperspatial-ultra-luminal velocities has caused me
to forget the exact location of the site.
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