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Robert Westergrom,1900 Harvey rd.,Wilmington,D.E

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May 22, 2013, 10:31:35 AM5/22/13
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On May 22, 9:07 am, "Ramon F. Herrera" <ra...@conexus.net> wrote:
> On May 21, 8:59 pm, "Slackjaw" <C...@OklahomaSpaceAlliance.com> wrote:
>
>  > ---
>  > Truth is the cure for liberalism.
>  > ---
>
> Says the man from the party that brought to us the likes of Dan
> Quayle, George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, Sharon
> Angle, Allen West, Rick Santorum, Todd Akin, Richard Mourdock, Jan
> Brewer...
>
> -Ramon

Ohh?? And how many of those think NASA planted a flag on Mars, Guam
will tip over if too many people are on the island and think the US
consists of 57 states? Or better yet, Joey Biden, one bullet away from
the Whitehouse.:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/joebiden/a/bidenisms.htm

Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them
intimately." --Joe Biden, Aug. 22, 2012

“Look at what they [Republicans] value, and look at their budget. And
look what they're proposing. [Romney] said in the first 100 days, he's
going to let the big banks write their own rules -- unchain Wall
Street. They're going to put y'all back in chains." --Joe Biden,
speaking to a largely African-American audience in Danville, Va., Aug.
14, 2012

"My mother believed and my father believed that if I wanted to be
president of the United States, I could be, I could be Vice
President!" --Joe Biden, campaigning in Youngstown, Ohio, May 16, 2012

"I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you." --Joe
Biden, citing Theodore Roosevelt's famous quote, "Speak softly and
carry a big stick; you will go far." (April 26, 2012)

"This is a big fucking deal!" --Joe Biden, caught on an open mic
congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing
ceremony, Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010

"His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul.
And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive.
Your dad passed. God bless her soul." --Joe Biden, on the mother of
Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive, Washington,
D.C., March 17, 2010

"I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. … When one person
sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would
not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation,
suggesting they ride the subway." --Joe Biden, providing handy tips to
protect against the swine flu and freaking us out, "Today Show"
interview, April 30, 2009

Salty Stan

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May 22, 2013, 11:18:40 AM5/22/13
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On May 22, 10:31 am, "Robert Westergrom,1900 Harvey
1. Sheryl Crow on Environmentalism: "I propose a limitation be put on
how many sqares [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.
Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-
given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we
can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of
course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.'"

2. Joe Biden on culturalism: "In Delaware, the largest growth of
population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a
7/11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm
not joking."

3. Whoopi Goldberg on 43-year-old Roman Polanski raping and sodomizing
a 13-year-old girl: "I know it wasn't rape-rape. It was something else
but I don't believe it was rape-rape. He went to jail and and [sic]
when they let him out he was like "You know what this guy's going to
give me a hundred years in jail I'm not staying, so that's why he
left."

4. Joy Behar on Economics: "Isn't it a little racist to call it Black
Friday?"

5. John Conyers on the Health Care Bill, which he voted for: "I love
these members, they get up and say, ‘Read the bill ... What good is
reading the bill if it's a thousand pages and you don't have two days
and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?'"

6. Former DNC Chairman Donald Fowler on possible delay of RNC
convention due to Hurricane Gustav: "Plus they think the hurricane's
going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start.
The timing, at least it appears now, that it'll be there Monday. That
just demonstrates God's on our side"

7. Barack Obama: "I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to
go?"

8. John Kerry on the troops: "You know, education, if you make the
most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an
effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in
Iraq."

9. Howard Dean: "We know that no one person can succeed unless
everybody else succeeds."

10. Rosie O'Donnell: "Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and
fathers."

11. Al Gore: "During my service in the United States Congress, I took
the initiative in creating the Internet."

12. Congressman Hank Johnson on Guam: "My fear is that the whole
island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and
capsize,"

13. Alan Grayson on Health Care: "The Republican health care plan:
don't get sick ... The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do
get sick ... This is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get
sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly!"

14. Nancy Pelosi on the economy: "every month that we do not have an
economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs."

15. Helen Thomas: Jews should "get the hell out of Palestine" and "go
home" to Germany and Poland.

16. Wanda Sykes: "I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he
was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight ... Rush
Limbaugh -- I hope the country fails. I hope his kidneys fail, how
about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs."

17. Bill Clinton on ordinary Americans: "African Americans watch the
same news at night that ordinary Americans do."

18. Barack Obama on a tornado that killed twelve people: "In case you
missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand
people died - an entire town destroyed"

19. Harry Reid on Iraq: "This war is lost and the surge is not
accomplishing anything."

20. Kanye West: "George Bush doesn't care about black people."

21. Joe Biden on the economy: "The number one job facing the middle
class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word:
jobs. J-O-B-S."

22. Bill Maher on Christianity: "I think religion is a neurological
disorder.

23. Joe Biden on History: "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D.
Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you
know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened."

24. Ted Rall: "Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to
play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots
died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared."

25. Michael Moore on terrorism: "There is no terrorist threat. Yes,
there have been horrific acts of terrorism and, yes, there will be
acts of terrorism again. But that doesn't mean that there's some kind
of massive terrorist threat."

26. Henry Waxman on Environmentalism: "We're seeing the reality of a
lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a
tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point - they have
lanes now where ships can go that couldn't ever sail through before.
And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there's a lot
of tundra that's being held down by that ice cap."

27. Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington, DC: "If you take out the
killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."

28. California Senator Barbara Boxer: "Those who survived the San
Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of
course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."

29. Wesley Bolin, former governor of Arizona: "We'd like to avoid
problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles."

30. Senator Chris Dodd, while on the campaign trail: "Eight more days
and I can start telling the truth again" Sen. Chris Dodd, on the
campaign trail.

31. Melissa Lafsky, Huffington Post blogger: "[Mary Jo] would have
thought about arguably being a catalyst for the most successful Senate
career in history ... Who knows -- maybe she'd feel it was worth it."

32. Joe Biden on the passage of the Health Care Bill: "This is a big
f...ing deal!"

33. Bill Clinton: "It all depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is'
is."

34. Jerry Brown, former governor of California, and current candidate
for the same position: "The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs
program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more
welfare and fewer jobs."

35. Democratic Convention producer Don Mischer, overheard on CNN
having an apoplectic seizure when the balloons failed to drop from the
ceiling of the Fleet Center in Boston: "Go, balloons. I don't see
anything happening. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Stand
by, confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring them.
Balloons, balloons, balloons! More balloons. Tons of them. Bring them
down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. No confetti.
All right. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. We're getting more balloons.
All balloons. All balloons should be going. Come on, guys! Let's move
it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go. Go,
confetti. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. I want more balloons. What's
happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them
coming down. Go, balloons. Balloons. What's happening balloons?
There's not enough coming down. All balloons! Why the hell is nothing
falling? What the f--- are you guys doing up there? We want more
balloons coming down. More balloons. More balloons."

36. Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington, DC: "I am clearly more
popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after
two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."

37. Bill Clinton: "I have never had sexual relations with Monica
Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her."

38. Joe Biden, on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who
is, in fact, still alive: "His mom lived in Long Island for ten years
or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's
still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul."

39. Al Gore on zoology: "A zebra does not change its spots."

40. Rod Blagojevich, former governor of IL: "I'm blacker than Barack
Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father
had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we
lived. I saw it all growing up."

41. Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz on the newly passed health
care law: "We actually have not required in this law that you carry
health insurance."

42. Congressman John Dingell on freedom: "The harsh fact of the matter
is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million
American people in different ways, it takes a long time to do the
necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the
legislation together to control the people."

43. Former Congressman Eric Massa: "Now, they're saying I groped a
male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him
until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my
50th birthday."

44. Congressman Charlie Rangel on our troops: "If a young fella has an
option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq,
you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq."

45. Radio personality Ed Schultz on elections: "If I lived in
Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times ... Yeah that's right, I'd
cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. Because that's exactly what
they are."

46. John Kerry on health care: "I'm going to be honest with you -- I
don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-
run system?"

47. Congresswoman Maxine Waters on socialism: "Guess what this liberal
would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh,
um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government
running all of your companies."

48. Senator Harry Reid on Barack Obama: "...light-skinned," and with
"no negro dialect."

48. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano on national security,
after a man attempted to blow up a commercial airplane with a bomb in
his panties: "The system worked."

49. Nancy Pelosi on legislation: "But we have to pass the bill so that
you can find out what is in it."

50. Joe Biden to Missouri State Senator Chuck Graham, who is
wheelchair bound: "stand up ... Chuck, stand up, Chuck, let 'em see
you!"
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