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Scott Hopkins

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Sep 10, 1992, 3:27:08 AM9/10/92
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I post here with great shame, yet with no shame.

Shameful, isn't it?

-Casey
hop...@agora.rain.com

JO...@ucf1vm.bitnet

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Sep 10, 1992, 4:01:41 PM9/10/92
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How do u spel "Shame?"

Jenny Gutbezahl

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Sep 11, 1992, 11:27:54 AM9/11/92
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In article <92254.15...@UCF1VM.BITNET> <JO...@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>How do u spel "Shame?"

V-O-T-I-N-G-F-O-R-Q-U-A-Y-L-E-E-E-E-E-E

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Roger Lee

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Sep 11, 1992, 8:19:11 PM9/11/92
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In <BuF6y...@nic.umass.edu> jen...@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:

>In article <92254.15...@UCF1VM.BITNET> <JO...@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>>How do u spel "Shame?"

>V-O-T-I-N-G-F-O-R-Q-U-A-Y-L-E-E-E-E-E-E

SWIPE! :>

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JO...@ucf1vm.bitnet

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Sep 12, 1992, 3:39:18 PM9/12/92
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in artikkle <BuCq1...@agora.com>, <H...@agora.com> rites:

>>In article <92254.15...@UCF1VM.BITNET> <JO...@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>>>How do u spel "Shame?"

>>V-O-T-I-N-G-F-O-R-Q-U-A-Y-L-E-E-E-E-E-E

>SWIPE! :>

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>V-O-T-I-N-G- -F-O-R- -Q-U-A-Y-L-E r...@zycad.com
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HA! (Reed dis line a millyun times, pleez)

Dat is very funnee. I Lyke it.
Exscept dat I yam a
Repulik--
Prnuplik--
Redungdak--
I aint no Demakrat....

Bi da way, speekin uf geokes, pleeze sumbudy tel me da punche lyne uf
dis one:
"Y did da chikken kross da rode ?'
I been deyeing too heer da anser tu dat wun.


_ME_

Jenny Gutbezahl

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Sep 13, 1992, 4:34:54 PM9/13/92
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In article <92256.14...@UCF1VM.BITNET> <JO...@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>in artikkle <BuCq1...@agora.com>, <H...@agora.com> rites:
>>>In article <92254.15...@UCF1VM.BITNET> <JO...@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>>>>How do u spel "Shame?"
>
>>>V-O-T-I-N-G-F-O-R-Q-U-A-Y-L-E-E-E-E-E-E
>
>>SWIPE! :>
>
Umm, not that I'm too particularly proud of this or anything, but I
authored that fucking joke. It's already shown up in at least two
other nets without any attribution. Like I said, it's no piece of
genius or anything, but I *do* think it's rude for people to appro-
priate others' posts w/o attribution. Adding "SWIPE! :>" at the end
of the post doens't get you off the hook.

Harrumph!

Jenny Gutbezahl

These words are mine, these jokes are mine, this post is mine HAH!

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GUNNAR HORRIGMO

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Sep 14, 1992, 3:42:47 AM9/14/92
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In article <BuF6y...@nic.umass.edu> jen...@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>From: jen...@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
>Subject: Re: guilty and innocent
>Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:27:54 GMT

Hey, I don't know where Hoboken *is*. But Then again, I'm so stooooopid!

-----G

Paul Rinear

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Sep 15, 1992, 1:18:53 AM9/15/92
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Don't know the answer to that one, but;
Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?
A: 'Cause he was stapled to a chicken.

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Paul Rinear

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Sep 15, 1992, 1:20:27 AM9/15/92
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Love ya Jenny and love your joke!
Paul

Jenny Gutbezahl

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Sep 15, 1992, 10:18:17 AM9/15/92
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In article <16166.2...@zeus.ieee.org> Paul....@f408.n107.z1.ieee.org (Paul Rinear) writes:
> Don't know the answer to that one, but;
> Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?
> A: 'Cause he was stapled to a chicken.
>

No, no, no, no no!!!!!
He was *nailed* to the chicken. Don't you know anything
about cruxifiction. They didn't even HAVE industrial size
staple guns back in those days.

Some people!!!

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These opinions are NOT mine, I don't know *what* I was thinking....

JO...@ucf1vm.bitnet

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Sep 17, 1992, 1:00:10 PM9/17/92
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In article <16166.2...@zeus.ieee.org> Paul....@f408.n107.z1.ieee.org (Pa
u

l Rinear) writes:
> Don't know the answer to that one, but;
> Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?
> A: 'Cause he was stapled to a chicken.

I dont git it... I thawt he wuz glooed two da chiquen...

Paul Rinear

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Sep 18, 1992, 1:25:15 AM9/18/92
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Don't know how I got on Zeus' network Jenny. But as for
predicting the future, all you need is the Windows 3.1 version
of Eliza and the ability to think backwards; ie not remembering
anything at all accompanied by severe jamais vous. I'm real
tired and uncreative and wondering why ANSI caught on at all.
What brings you here to this marvelous, once in a universe
planet; it's such a warm moonlit night I think I'll shut down
this machine and go for a walk.

Jason Balicki (KodaK)

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Sep 20, 1992, 2:13:25 AM9/20/92
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In article <16237.2...@zeus.ieee.org> Paul....@f408.n107.z1.ieee.org (Paul Rinear) writes:
[stuff nixed]

>it's such a warm moonlit night I think I'll shut down
>this machine and go for a walk.
>=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
> Paul Rinear - Internet: Paul....@f408.n107.z1.ieee.org


Oh, gawd, pleeze tell me you're not on console! :)

--Jason Balicki
ko...@mentor.cc.purdue.edu

GUNNAR HORRIGMO

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Sep 24, 1992, 11:47:05 AM9/24/92
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In article <16237.2...@zeus.ieee.org> Paul....@f408.n107.z1.ieee.org (Paul Rinear) writes:
>From: Paul....@f408.n107.z1.ieee.org (Paul Rinear)

>Subject: Re: guilty and innocent
>Date: Fri, 18 Sep 1992 05:25:15 GMT

> Don't know how I got on Zeus' network Jenny. But as for
>predicting the future, all you need is the Windows 3.1 version
>of Eliza and the ability to think backwards; ie not remembering
>anything at all accompanied by severe jamais vous. I'm real
>tired and uncreative and wondering why ANSI caught on at all.
>What brings you here to this marvelous, once in a universe
>planet; it's such a warm moonlit night I think I'll shut down
>this machine and go for a walk.

HEY.....This guy ain't stoopid!


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Cyberspace Buddha

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Sep 25, 1992, 5:30:25 PM9/25/92
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In article <> gun...@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:

>In article <> Paul....@f408.n107.z1.ieee.org (Paul Rinear) writes:
>> Don't know how I got on Zeus' network Jenny. But as for
>>predicting the future, all you need is the Windows 3.1 version
>>of Eliza and the ability to think backwards; ie not remembering
>>anything at all accompanied by severe jamais vous. I'm real
>>tired and uncreative and wondering why ANSI caught on at all.
>>What brings you here to this marvelous, once in a universe
>>planet; it's such a warm moonlit night I think I'll shut down
>>this machine and go for a walk.
>
>HEY.....This guy ain't stoopid!
>

Hey! how'd you know? Can you prove it or are you stupid enough not to?

cb

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