best IRC log EVER
Monkey Spank
HAHAHA, I almost wet myself reading this one:
EFnet, IRC:
<COLE`> probbly cause you are under age
<PyroSmurf> ITS JUST NOT FAIR
<COLE`> Pat is in denial cause I denied him when I first game to this
channel
<PyroSmurf> LAZER'S GOTTEN PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> ***** GOTTEN PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> A FEW OTHER PPL EHRE MAYBE
<PyroSmurf> I WANT IT TO BE MY TURN DAMNIT
<PyroSmurf> MY TURN
<PyroSmurf> I WANT PUSSY
<COLE`> go get a gf then
<PyroSmurf> BUT I CAN NEVER SCORE
<PyroSmurf> IM GONNA BE A WUSSY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<BobbyT> Does that tell you something?
<PyroSmurf> I WANNA SCORE DMANIT
<PyroSmurf> SHUT UP BOBBYT
<PyroSmurf> YOU PROBABLY SCOR
<PyroSmurf> I DONT SCORE
<PyroSmurf> IM GONNA BE A WUSSY
<PyroSmurf> I DONT WANNA BE A WUSSY
<PyroSmurf> I WANT PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> BUT CHICKS WONT LET ME
<PyroSmurf> AND THAT MAKES ME WANT MORE PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> BUT I KNOW I CANT GET IT
<PyroSmurf> AND THAT SUCKS
<PyroSmurf> I WANT PUSSY!
<PyroSmurf> I WANT IT SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BAD
<PyroSmurf> NOW!
<PyroSmurf> NOW!
<PyroSmurf> NOW!
<PyroSmurf> I DONT WANNA BE A WUSSY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<PyroSmurf> I WANNA SCORE
<PyroSmurf> BUT I WANT PUSSY DAMNIT
<PyroSmurf> BECAUSE
<PyroSmurf> IT SUCKS BEING A WUSSY
<PyroSmurf> KIDS PICK ON YOU
<PyroSmurf> THEY POINT
<PyroSmurf> AND STARE
<PyroSmurf> IF I GOT PUSSY THAT WOULDNT HAPPEN
<PyroSmurf> ILL HAVE KIDS YOUNGER THAN ME COME UP AND BRAG THAT THEY
GOT PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> I DONT WANT THAT
<PyroSmurf> wow
<COLE`> listen if you want it that bad
<COLE`> go get a fucking hooker
<PyroSmurf> I finally released my emotions
<PyroSmurf> I DONT HAVE MONEY
<PyroSmurf> BECAUSE I ALWAYS BY MENTOS
<PyroSmurf> I LOVE MENTOS
<PyroSmurf> I CANT STOP BUYING THEM
<PyroSmurf> SO I DONT HAVE MONEY
<PyroSmurf> SO I STILL CANT GET PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> IM GONNA BE A WUSSY
<PyroSmurf> I JUST KNOW IT
<PyroSmurf> IM NEVER GONNA GET ANY PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> please
<PyroSmurf> I want pusssyyyyyyy
<PyroSmurf> damnit
<PyroSmurf> dont make me Go CRAzy AGAIN
<PyroSmurf> you know HoW I WanT PuSSY
<PyroSmurf> I WANT iT NOW
<PyroSmurf> NOWNOW
<PyroSmurf> SOMEONE GIVE ME PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> NOW
<PyroSmurf> !
<PyroSmurf> COME ONE
<PyroSmurf> yum
<PyroSmurf> o
<PyroSmurf> n
<PyroSmurf> I ALSO WANT BOOBZ
<PyroSmurf> I WANNA SEE CHICKS SINGIES
<PyroSmurf> (*)(*)
<PyroSmurf> but they wont let me
<PyroSmurf> and that makews me wanna check them out even MORE
<PyroSmurf> sometimes
<PyroSmurf> I wanna take a BIG BULLDOZER
<PyroSmurf> And
<PyroSmurf> I wanna like
<PyroSmurf> I wanna BULLDOZE THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM
<PyroSmurf> I WANNA SEE THEIR BOOBS
<PyroSmurf> CAUSE I KNOW THEYRE NAKED INSIDE THERE
<PyroSmurf> AND I JUST CANT STAND IT
<PyroSmurf> KNOWING THERE ARE OVER 100 NAKED CHICKS BETWEEN THE
WALL AND YOU
<COLE`> Actually we don't get naked in the locker room
<PyroSmurf> I CANT STAND IT
<PyroSmurf> YEA
<COLE`> we have bra and panties on
<PyroSmurf> YO
<PyroSmurf> YEA
<PyroSmurf> I WANNA SEE THAT
<PyroSmurf> I WANNA SEE THOSE PERFECT C-CUPS
<PyroSmurf> IT GIVES ME A STIFFY
<PyroSmurf> THATS WHY I JACK OFF EVERY NIGHT
<PyroSmurf> CAUSE I THINK OF THOSE CHICK SINGIES
<PyroSmurf> BUT ITS NOT FAIR
<PyroSmurf> PEOPLE HERE HAVE GOTTEN PUSY
<PyroSmurf> I WANNA BE THE 3RD
<PyroSmurf> THATS WHAT IM HAVIONG
<PyroSmurf> I WANT PUSSY REALLY BAD
<PyroSmurf> I WOULD DO ANY CHICK
<PyroSmurf> EVERY WITH SCABS
<PyroSmurf> THATS HOW BAD I NEED PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> AHHH
<PyroSmurf> NO
<PyroSmurf> THATS GROSS
<PyroSmurf> LITTLE KID PUSSY IS SICK
<PyroSmurf> MAYBE THEY GET PUSSY TOO
<PyroSmurf> THATS ANOTHER THING THAT PISSES MY OFF
<PyroSmurf> 8 YEAR OLDS GET PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> IM ALMOST TWICE THAT AG
<PyroSmurf> AND I HAVENT GOTTEN ANY
<PyroSmurf> SHUT UP *****
<PyroSmurf> YOUVE GOTTEN PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> I HAVENT
<PyroSmurf> YES THEY CAN
<PyroSmurf> ANYONE CAN SCORE
<PyroSmurf> I CANT SCORE
<PyroSmurf> CHICKS WONT LET ME
<PyroSmurf> THAT MAKES ME WANNA FUCK THEM EVEN MORE
<PyroSmurf> SHUT UP ASS MUNCH
<PyroSmurf> YOUVE PRPBABLY GOTTEN PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> OH THANK YOU *****
<PyroSmurf> I NEEDED TO KNOW THAT
<PyroSmurf> HAAHAHHAHAHHA
<PyroSmurf> yea
<PyroSmurf> I have that in the morning
<PyroSmurf> I have that in the morning
<PyroSmurf> wuith my hard on
<PyroSmurf> sometimes I have wet dreams
<PyroSmurf> CHICS CAN GET HARD
<PyroSmurf> THERE BOOBS GET BIGGER
<PyroSmurf> THEIR NIPPIES GET HARD TOOO
<PyroSmurf> YEAYEY
<PyroSmurf> really
<PyroSmurf> cool
<PyroSmurf> hehee
<PyroSmurf> um
<PyroSmurf> ***** KNOWS A LOT
<PyroSmurf> CAUSE HES HAD IT DAMNIT
<PyroSmurf> HES GOTTEN PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> I DONT KNOW MUCHY
<PyroSmurf> CAUSE IVE NEVER HAD IT BEFORE
<PyroSmurf> AND THAT PISSES ME OFF
<PyroSmurf> I DONT WANNA BE A WUSSY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<PyroSmurf> I KNOW
<PyroSmurf> BUT I KNOW IM NEVRE GONNA GET LAID
<PyroSmurf> IVE ONLY LICKED NIPPIES
<PyroSmurf> BUT THATS JUST THE BEGINNING
<PyroSmurf> THATS ANOTHER THING
<PyroSmurf> I HATE MY PARENTS
<PyroSmurf> I HATE THEM
<PyroSmurf> WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO GET PUSSY THEY DROVE
<PyroSmurf> UP
<PyroSmurf> I HATE MY PARENTS
<PyroSmurf> ALL PARENTS SUCK
<PyroSmurf> THEY DONT WANT YOU TO GET PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> THEY WANT YOU TO BE A WUSS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
<PyroSmurf> I HATE THAT
<PyroSmurf> I DONT WANNA BE A WUSS
<PyroSmurf> i dont know
<PyroSmurf> chicks dont ever let me do them
<PyroSmurf> I bet I couldnt get pussy from a bling 70 year old lady
<PyroSmurf> blind even
<PyroSmurf> no
<PyroSmurf> my pic went with my webpage
<PyroSmurf> someone may have it in their /cache directory
* PyroSmurf is depressed
<PyroSmurf> im away
<PyroSmurf> ahh
<PyroSmurf> nothing like a bowl of Choco pudding to make things better
* PyroSmurf smiles
<PyroSmurf> ick
<PyroSmurf> a lump
<PyroSmurf> hehe
<PyroSmurf> lump
<PyroSmurf> heeh
<PyroSmurf> (*)(*)
<PyroSmurf> ehee
* PyroSmurf is thirsty
<PyroSmurf> HEH
<PyroSmurf> JUG
<PyroSmurf> HEH
<PyroSmurf> BOOBZ
<PyroSmurf> I WANT BOOBS
<PyroSmurf> DAMNIT
<PyroSmurf> I WANNA CUP THEN IN MY HAND
<PyroSmurf> AND LICK THE NIPPIE
<PyroSmurf> I WANNA GET THEM HARD
<PyroSmurf> SO THEY'LL FUCK ME
* PyroSmurf throws his pudding across the room
<PyroSmurf> ITS NOT FAIR
<PyroSmurf> YEA
<PyroSmurf> I WANNA CUM IN THEIR MOUTHES
<PyroSmurf> I WANNA SCOER
<PyroSmurf> I WANT IT SOO FUCKING BAD
<PyroSmurf> I SWEAR ILL KILL MYSELF IF I HAVE GOTTEN PUSSY BY AGE 16
<PyroSmurf> CAUSE THAT MEANS IM A WUSSY
<PyroSmurf> I DONT WANNA LIVE A WUSSY LIFE
<PyroSmurf> I WANT PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> IT SUCKS BEING A WUSSY
<PyroSmurf> PEOPLE PICK ON YOU
<PyroSmurf> AND THEY BRAG ABOUT THE PUSSY THEYVE GOTTEN
<PyroSmurf> IT SUCKS
<PyroSmurf> IVE SEEN IT HAPPEN
<PyroSmurf> I WANT TO PROUDLY SAY IVE GOTTEN PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> SO MY FRIENDS WILL LOOK UP TO ME
<PyroSmurf> THEYLL THINK IM COOL
<PyroSmurf> THEY'LL GIVE ME CIGARETTES
<PyroSmurf> AND CONDUMS
<PyroSmurf> THEY'LL GIVE ME ALL THIS FREE STUFF
<PyroSmurf> BUT ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN
<PyroSmurf> CAUSE I CANT GET PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> YES IT DOES
<PyroSmurf> I KNOW 2 PPL HERE AND IRL
<PyroSmurf> I LOOK UP TO *****
<PyroSmurf> CAUSE HES GOTTEN PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> I LOOK UP TO SHAWN GREEN
<PyroSmurf> CAUSE HES GOTTEN PUSSY
<PyroSmurf> GOTH THESE PPL ARE COOL
<PyroSmurf> SEAN GREEN
<PyroSmurf> MY FRIEND
<PyroSmurf> HES GOTTEN LAID 5 TIMES
<PyroSmurf> WHY????????????
<PyroSmurf> WHY I ASK
<PyroSmurf> OF WHAT???????????
<PyroSmurf> YEA SO
<PyroSmurf> IT WAS GOOD FOR THEM
<PyroSmurf> I HOPE THAT PERSON WAS A MAN
<PyroSmurf> YEA
<PyroSmurf> IM DIFFERENT IS A NEG WAY
<PyroSmurf> I CANT GET IT ON
<PyroSmurf> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<PyroSmurf> 3 TIMES
<PyroSmurf> DAMNIT
<PyroSmurf> THIS IS THE FUCKING LIMIT
<PyroSmurf> HOW OLD ARE YOU DAMNIT
<PyroSmurf> 16?
<PyroSmurf> IM FUCKING 14 TWO YEARS AWAY
<PyroSmurf> I GOT 2 YEARS TO GET SOME 3 TIMES
<PyroSmurf> SO
<PyroSmurf> THATS DIFERENT
<PyroSmurf> SHES YOUR SIS
<PyroSmurf> I MIGHT THINK SHE FINWE
<PyroSmurf> MAYBE I WANNA DO HER
<PyroSmurf> UM
<PyroSmurf> UM
<PyroSmurf> brb Jeff
<PyroSmurf> OK
<PyroSmurf> HOW OLD IS SHE?
<PyroSmurf> YES
<PyroSmurf> YES
<PyroSmurf> THATS PERFECT
<PyroSmurf> THATS PERFECT
<PyroSmurf> I DONT CARE
<PyroSmurf> GIMME A PIC
<PyroSmurf> NOW
<PyroSmurf> NOW
<PyroSmurf> AHHH
<PyroSmurf> IVE TRYED CYBERSEX
<PyroSmurf> IT DOESNT WORK
<PyroSmurf> ITS ONLY GOT ME A STIFFY
<PyroSmurf> AND THATS IT
<PyroSmurf> THEN I MASTERBATE AFTERWARDS
<PyroSmurf> BUT ITS NOT THE SAME
<PyroSmurf> SHUT UP JEFF
<PyroSmurf> YOUVE PROBABLY SCORED
<PyroSmurf> BUT I HAVENT
<PyroSmurf> AHHHHHHHHH
<PyroSmurf> WAIT A min
<PyroSmurf> um
<PyroSmurf> how old are you
<PyroSmurf> realy
<PyroSmurf> do ppl think yer cool
<PyroSmurf> i mean
<PyroSmurf> irl
<PyroSmurf> really?
<PyroSmurf> cool
<PyroSmurf> and you have NOT gotten any?
<PyroSmurf> no
<PyroSmurf> CAUSE I HAVENT GOTTEN ANY
<PyroSmurf> hmmm
<PyroSmurf> maybe
<PyroSmurf> but that doesnt stop me from my fantasies
<PyroSmurf> phear
<PyroSmurf> WAIT A MN
<PyroSmurf> THAT MEANS YOU DONT RESPECT YERSELF
<PyroSmurf> YOU LOW SELF ESTEEMED BASTARD
<PyroSmurf> hmmm
<PyroSmurf> ahhh
* PyroSmurf needs to walk
* PyroSmurf watches madlock
<PyroSmurf> um
<PyroSmurf> mayttlkock
<PyroSmurf> mattlock
<PyroSmurf> ahh