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Bill Wilkinson

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Dec 31, 2009, 11:19:51 AM12/31/09
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I think it's the people who consistently refuse to scratch an itch are
the ones who spontaneously combust.

In fact, I'm convinced of it.


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Clive Tooth

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Jan 2, 2010, 6:45:43 PM1/2/10
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Bill Wilkinson" <billwi...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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>I think it's the people who consistently refuse to scratch an itch are the
>ones who spontaneously combust.
>
> In fact, I'm convinced of it.

Fill in the blanks to make words. Then read off the word spelled out in the
first column.

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Clive Tooth


Bill Wilkinson

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Jan 3, 2010, 12:09:37 AM1/3/10
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The Last Viking

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Jan 4, 2010, 7:24:26 AM1/4/10
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Bill Wilkinson wrote:

:> Clive Tooth wrote:
:>> Bill Wilkinson" <billwi...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
:>> news:zrSdneknDOO2UqHW...@earthlink.com...
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:>>> I think it's the people who consistently refuse to scratch an itch are the
:>>> ones who spontaneously combust.
:>>>
:>>> In fact, I'm convinced of it.
:>>
:>> Fill in the blanks to make words. Then read off the word spelled out in the
:>> first column.
:>>
:>> _ O _ _ T _
:>>
:>> _ _ C _ _
:>>
:>> _ _ _ _ L
:>>
:>> _ O _ _ _ E
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:>> _ _ D _ _ S
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Bill Wilkinson

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Jan 4, 2010, 6:43:26 PM1/4/10
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You broke my scaffold.

John Lodder

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Jan 7, 2010, 5:41:48 PM1/7/10
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In article <3sKdnWHMf96D4N_W...@earthlink.com>,

Dang. That was, like, one of those extra-durable ASCII scaffolds, too.
I'm impressed.
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Clive Tooth

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Jan 7, 2010, 6:35:08 PM1/7/10
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"The Last Viking" <i_dont_r...@ekran.no> wrote in message
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Yes.


Magnus Mulqvist

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Jan 11, 2010, 3:44:39 PM1/11/10
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In article <zrSdneknDOO2UqHW...@earthlink.com>,
billwi...@mindspring.com mumbles as follows:
>
> I think it's the people who consistently refuse to scratch an itch are
> the ones who spontaneously combust.
>
An other feasible group is dutch female bicyclists with a cigarette
lighter in their pocket. Do you thkin it's possible that, in their very
very vey very very tight jeans indeed, the mechanism of the cigarette
lighter (or possibly the female itself) might first release gas, and then
the lighter might throw a spark, resulting in the combustion of the entire
bicycle - bicycliste entity?

> In fact, I'm convinced of it.
>

Thank you Sir. Now back to our previous guest, Mr. Paul
Corusoe, who still hasn't turned up.

Pffffttt!!...Pop!!...Bang!!

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Bill Wilkinson

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Mar 5, 2010, 10:48:40 AM3/5/10
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On 1/11/2010 2:44 PM, Magnus Mulqvist wrote:
> In article<zrSdneknDOO2UqHW...@earthlink.com>,
> billwi...@mindspring.com mumbles as follows:
>>
>> I think it's the people who consistently refuse to scratch an itch are
>> the ones who spontaneously combust.
>>
> An other feasible group is dutch female bicyclists with a cigarette
> lighter in their pocket. Do you thkin it's possible that, in their very
> very vey very very tight jeans indeed, the mechanism of the cigarette
> lighter (or possibly the female itself) might first release gas, and then
> the lighter might throw a spark, resulting in the combustion of the entire
> bicycle - bicycliste entity?

How does a group of female bicyclists share one pocket? I mean, doesn't
that interfere with their ability to cycle their bikes?

>> In fact, I'm convinced of it.
>>
> Thank you Sir. Now back to our previous guest, Mr. Paul
> Corusoe, who still hasn't turned up.
>
> Pffffttt!!...Pop!!...Bang!!

Oh.

Sus Scrofa Gloria

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Mar 5, 2010, 12:00:44 PM3/5/10
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Bill Wilkinson blabbed out:

> On 1/11/2010 2:44 PM, Magnus Mulqvist wrote:
>> In article<zrSdneknDOO2UqHW...@earthlink.com>,
>> billwi...@mindspring.com mumbles as follows:
>>>
>>> I think it's the people who consistently refuse to scratch an itch are
>>> the ones who spontaneously combust.
>>>
>> An other feasible group is dutch female bicyclists with a cigarette
>> lighter in their pocket. Do you thkin it's possible that, in their very
>> very vey very very tight jeans indeed, the mechanism of the cigarette
>> lighter (or possibly the female itself) might first release gas, and
>> then the lighter might throw a spark, resulting in the combustion of
>> the entire bicycle - bicycliste entity?
>
> How does a group of female bicyclists share one pocket? I mean, doesn't
> that interfere with their ability to cycle their bikes?

I see all the time very very vey very very tight jeans wearing Dutch female bicyclists.

So, I know that:

They cycled a sack race.

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