Happy Thursday!
The Last Viking
* hugs and caramels *
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John Lodder
The Last Viking <i_dont_r...@ekran.no> wrote:
>Happy Thursday everyone!
Yay! It's Thursday! (That rhymes, BTW.)
>* hugs and caramels *
You're the best, Last!
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bill Wilkinson
> In article <hcc2fm$2phe$1...@inn.uit.no>,
> The Last Viking <i_dont_r...@ekran.no> wrote:
>> Happy Thursday everyone!
>
> Yay! It's Thursday! (That rhymes, BTW.)
>
>> * hugs and caramels *
>
> You're the best, Last!
You're saving the best 'til last? Until Last what? Takes it away from you?
The bully.
--Bill
--
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in the history of the human race!
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John Lodder
Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>John Lodder wrote:
>> In article <hcc2fm$2phe$1...@inn.uit.no>,
>> The Last Viking <i_dont_r...@ekran.no> wrote:
>>> Happy Thursday everyone!
>>
>> Yay! It's Thursday! (That rhymes, BTW.)
>>
>>> * hugs and caramels *
>>
>> You're the best, Last!
>
>You're saving the best 'til last? Until Last what? Takes it away from you?
>
>The bully.
Well hey, I didn't need my lunch money anyway. The blasted school lunch
program is just full of fattening, anti-nutritious gunk, I say.
Mircalla Mordenheim
> In article <XdidnXFkYKqRCXDXnZ2dnUVZ_q5i4...@earthlink.com>,> >> In article <hcc2fm$2ph...@inn.uit.no>,
> >> The Last Viking <i_dont_read_em...@ekran.no> wrote:
> >>> Happy Thursday everyone!
>
> >> Yay! It's Thursday! (That rhymes, BTW.)
>
> >>> * hugs and caramels *
>
> >> You're the best, Last!
>
> >You're saving the best 'til last? Until Last what? Takes it away from you?
>
> >The bully.
>
> Well hey, I didn't need my lunch money anyway. The blasted school lunch
> program is just full of fattening, anti-nutritious gunk, I say.
I thought he said camels.
I really want a camel.
-mm (sniff)
Bill Wilkinson
I saw a camel the other day. Man, did it smell bad. When I was a kid,
I lived about a mile downwind of the stockyards in St. Joseph, Missouri
and thought that they smelled bad, but that camel was worse.
> I really want a camel.
Did you know that nine out of ten doctors who switched to camels went
back to women?
> -mm (sniff)
Okay, so that joke stank. And I told it here before not too long ago.
John Lodder
Yeah, and you beat me to it, too. I would only have been quoting you,
tho, since I don't normally tell that joke. Which mighta garnered me a
SOCK! back in the day.
Magnus Mulqvist
@k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
> > In article <XdidnXFkYKqRCXDXnZ2dnUVZ_q5i4...@earthlink.com>,
> >
> > >John Lodder wrote:
> > >> In article <hcc2fm$2ph...@inn.uit.no>,
> > >> The Last Viking <i_dont_read_em...@ekran.no> wrote:
> > >>> Happy Thursday everyone!
> >
> >
> > >>> * hugs and caramels *
> >
> > >> You're the best, Last!
> >
> rom you?
> >
> > >The bully.
> >
> > Well hey, I didn't need my lunch money anyway. =A0The blasted school lunc=
> h
> > program is just full of fattening, anti-nutritious gunk, I say.
>
> I thought he said camels.
>
> I really want a camel.
>
--
*MM
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William Wilkinson
You shouldn't smoke. I'll stunt yer growth.
Magnus Mulqvist
billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com mumbles as follows:
> > In article <96395cac-369d-4dce-a63e-7a89c8bb5cb3
> > @k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
> >>
>
> You shouldn't smoke. I'll stunt yer growth.
>
William Wilkinson
> In article <3JSdndsCjsmSwpPW...@earthlink.com>,
> billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com mumbles as follows:
>> Magnus Mulqvist wrote:
>>> In article <96395cac-369d-4dce-a63e-7a89c8bb5cb3
>>> @k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
>>> I could share a belmont.
>> You shouldn't smoke. I'll stunt yer growth.
>>
> Why didn't you say so in 1964? That's when I started getting humongous.
bUt if you hadn't smoked, just think how tall you'd be today.
You could get in a fight with a Norwegian Battle Emu and win!
John Lodder
William Wilkinson <billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com> wrote:
>Magnus Mulqvist wrote:
>> In article <3JSdndsCjsmSwpPW...@earthlink.com>,
>> billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com mumbles as follows:
>>> Magnus Mulqvist wrote:
>>>> In article <96395cac-369d-4dce-a63e-7a89c8bb5cb3
>>>> @k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
>>>> I could share a belmont.
>>> You shouldn't smoke. I'll stunt yer growth.
>>>
>> Why didn't you say so in 1964? That's when I started getting humongous.
>
>bUt if you hadn't smoked, just think how tall you'd be today.
>
>You could get in a fight with a Norwegian Battle Emu and win!
That, right there, is a scary, scary thot, that is.
Bill Wilkinson
> In article <0KednU_7B_Th9K7W...@earthlink.com>,
> William Wilkinson <billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com> wrote:
>> Magnus Mulqvist wrote:
>>> In article <3JSdndsCjsmSwpPW...@earthlink.com>,
>>> billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com mumbles as follows:
>>>> Magnus Mulqvist wrote:
>>>>> In article <96395cac-369d-4dce-a63e-7a89c8bb5cb3
>>>>> @k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
>>>>> I could share a belmont.
>>>> You shouldn't smoke. I'll stunt yer growth.
>>>>
>>> Why didn't you say so in 1964? That's when I started getting humongous.
>> bUt if you hadn't smoked, just think how tall you'd be today.
>>
>> You could get in a fight with a Norwegian Battle Emu and win!
>
> That, right there,
That thing there? Scuttling across the floor? What is it?
> is a scary, scary thot, that is.
Ack! Squish it with your foot, quick! Get the bug spray; there may be
more.
John Lodder
Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>John Lodder wrote:
>> In article <0KednU_7B_Th9K7W...@earthlink.com>,
>> William Wilkinson <billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com> wrote:
>>> Magnus Mulqvist wrote:
>>>> In article <3JSdndsCjsmSwpPW...@earthlink.com>,
>>>> billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com mumbles as follows:
>>>>> Magnus Mulqvist wrote:
>>>>>> In article <96395cac-369d-4dce-a63e-7a89c8bb5cb3
>>>>>> @k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
>>>>>> I could share a belmont.
>>>>> You shouldn't smoke. I'll stunt yer growth.
>>>>>
>>>> Why didn't you say so in 1964? That's when I started getting humongous.
>>> bUt if you hadn't smoked, just think how tall you'd be today.
>>>
>>> You could get in a fight with a Norwegian Battle Emu and win!
>>
>> That, right there,
>
>That thing there? Scuttling across the floor? What is it?
>
>> is a scary, scary thot, that is.
>
>Ack! Squish it with your foot, quick! Get the bug spray; there may be
>more.
Oooooooooooo, I think I'm toooo late.
Magnus Mulqvist
> Magnus Mulqvist wrote:
> > In article <3JSdndsCjsmSwpPW...@earthlink.com>,
> > billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com mumbles as follows:
> >> Magnus Mulqvist wrote:
> >>> In article <96395cac-369d-4dce-a63e-7a89c8bb5cb3
> >>> @k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
> >>> I could share a belmont.
> >> You shouldn't smoke. I'll stunt yer growth.
> >>
> > Why didn't you say so in 1964? That's when I started getting humongous.
>
> bUt if you hadn't smoked, just think how tall you'd be today.
>
> You could get in a fight with a Norwegian Battle Emu and win!
>
extinct in the 1st place?
So many fites ..
--
*MM -- who, now an old man, sits here by the Last Witch Stake and looks
back at his life .. so many fights, all lost .. so many stakes, all
extinguished .. sigh
William Wilkinson
> In article <0KednU_7B_Th9K7W...@earthlink.com>,
> billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com mumbles as follows:
>> Magnus Mulqvist wrote:
>>> In article <3JSdndsCjsmSwpPW...@earthlink.com>,
>>> billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com mumbles as follows:
>>>> Magnus Mulqvist wrote:
>>>>> In article <96395cac-369d-4dce-a63e-7a89c8bb5cb3
>>>>> @k19g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>, bela...@gmail.com mumbles as follows:
>>>>> I could share a belmont.
>>>> You shouldn't smoke. I'll stunt yer growth.
>>>>
>>> Why didn't you say so in 1964? That's when I started getting humongous.
>> bUt if you hadn't smoked, just think how tall you'd be today.
>>
>> You could get in a fight with a Norwegian Battle Emu and win!
>>
> I appreciate your appreciation .. but how do you think the N.B.E. got
> extinct in the 1st place?
>
> So many fites ..
>
> --
>
> *MM -- who, now an old man, sits here by the Last Witch Stake and looks
> back at his life .. so many fights, all lost .. so many stakes, all
extinguished .. sigh
Make mine medium-rare, please. Covered in onions and mushrooms. Baked
potato with butter and sour cream. Salad with croutons and blue cheese
dressing.
Yeah, I kown that crap's not good for me, but just this once...