LUTEFISK!
The Last Viking
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Bill Wilkinson
> It's cod and lye, and it sounds better than it is.
What's it sound like? Rock n Rool? Classical? Jazz?
Just as long as it doesn't sound like twangy country & western. That
simply won't do.
--Bill
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The Last Viking
:> The Last Viking wrote:
:>> It's cod and lye, and it sounds better than it is.
:> What's it sound like? Rock n Rool? Classical? Jazz?
:> Just as long as it doesn't sound like twangy country & western. That
:> simply won't do.
So, you've never been slapped in the face with a cod before? You're
missing out!
Mircalla Mordenheim
> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Bill Wilkinson wrote:
> :> The Last Viking wrote:
> :>> It's cod and lye, and it sounds better than it is.
>
> :> What's it sound like? Rock n Rool? Classical? Jazz?
>
> :> Just as long as it doesn't sound like twangy country & western. That
> :> simply won't do.
>
> So, you've never been slapped in the face with a cod before? You're
> missing out!
Never.
But I'm sure a kipper would make a much better sound.
-mm (in the face)
William Wilkinson
> On 5 Jan, 14:46, i_dont_read_em...@ekran.no (The Last Viking) wrote:
>> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Bill Wilkinson wrote:
>> :> The Last Viking wrote:
>> :>> It's cod and lye, and it sounds better than it is.
>>
>> :> What's it sound like? Rock n Rool? Classical? Jazz?
>>
>> :> Just as long as it doesn't sound like twangy country & western. That
>> :> simply won't do.
>>
>> So, you've never been slapped in the face with a cod before?
Cod no!
> You're
>> missing out!
Nor kissing trout!
> Never.
Well hardly ever.
> But I'm sure a kipper would make a much better sound.
Aye, Skipper. It's kipper.
> -mm (in the face)
On Mars?
The Last Viking
:> Mircalla Mordenheim wrote:
:>> On 5 Jan, 14:46, i_dont_read_em...@ekran.no (The Last Viking) wrote:
:>>> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Bill Wilkinson wrote:
:>>> :> The Last Viking wrote:
:>>> :>> It's cod and lye, and it sounds better than it is.
:>>>
:>>> :> What's it sound like? Rock n Rool? Classical? Jazz?
:>>>
:>>> :> Just as long as it doesn't sound like twangy country & western. That
:>>> :> simply won't do.
:>>>
:>>> So, you've never been slapped in the face with a cod before?
:> Cod no!
You are really missing out! If you ever come to one of those North Norwegian
spas, then I suggest getting the cod slapping treatment.
:> Nor kissing trout!
Magnus Mulqvist
as follows:
> It's cod and lye, and it sounds better than it is.
FOR ONCE I COULD NOT SECOND YOU LAST.
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Bill Wilkinson
> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... William Wilkinson wrote:
> :> Mircalla Mordenheim wrote:
> :>> On 5 Jan, 14:46, i_dont_read_em...@ekran.no (The Last Viking) wrote:
> :>>> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Bill Wilkinson wrote:
> :>>> :> The Last Viking wrote:
> :>>> :>> It's cod and lye, and it sounds better than it is.
> :>>>
> :>>> :> What's it sound like? Rock n Rool? Classical? Jazz?
> :>>>
> :>>> :> Just as long as it doesn't sound like twangy country & western. That
> :>>> :> simply won't do.
> :>>>
> :>>> So, you've never been slapped in the face with a cod before?
> :> Cod no!
>
> You are really missing out! If you ever come to one of those North Norwegian
> spas, then I suggest getting the cod slapping treatment.
Do I have to run through a field of snow and dive into an ice-cold lake
afterwards?
I really don't want to do that.
Magnus Mulqvist
billwi...@mindspring.com mumbles as follows:
> > A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... William Wilkinson wrote:
> > :> Mircalla Mordenheim wrote:
> > :>> On 5 Jan, 14:46, i_dont_read_em...@ekran.no (The Last Viking) wrote:
> > :>>> A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Bill Wilkinson wrote:
> > :>>> :> The Last Viking wrote:
> > :>>> :>> It's cod and lye, and it sounds better than it is.
> > :>>>
> > :>>> :> What's it sound like? Rock n Rool? Classical? Jazz?
> > :>>>
> > :>>> :> Just as long as it doesn't sound like twangy country & western. That
> > :>>> :> simply won't do.
> > :>>>
> > :>>> So, you've never been slapped in the face with a cod before?
> > :> Cod no!
> >
> > You are really missing out! If you ever come to one of those North Norwegian
> > spas, then I suggest getting the cod slapping treatment.
>
> Do I have to run through a field of snow and dive into an ice-cold lake
> afterwards?
>
times. You may not understand, but it is a big relief to norwegians, who
in their youth had to eat lutefisk made of cod. Cod-slapping releases all
their hidden anger.
An "asylum" is a "spa" in their language, BTW.
> I really don't want to do that.
>
Why not? Slapping a cod is good... good for you. Better than a Sun-Maid
raisin!
Slap the Cod! Slap the Cod! Slap the Cod! Slap the Cod!