"Tom Sr." <tomswif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Nov 20, 5:45 pm, Alex DeLarge <kor...@milk.bar> wrote:
>> You LOSE shitpile, now go ram an icepick through yer eye.
>
> Alex DeLarge is very childish.
>
> -Tom Sr.
And he now resides in my killfile
Why is there so much killing? Why can't everybody be fiends?
--Bill
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*suddenly feels like those women in that Monty Python sketch*
*speaks in deep voice* Not me. I have a beard - honest.
-mm.
Waitimmint. Those ladies were *stoning* someone.
/me ducks!
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My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Don't feel so all alone...
> /me ducks!
...everybody must get stoned.
--Bill (missed)
Are you sure? Wouldn't that lead to pretty rapid depopulation?
>--Bill (missed)
Fore!
Or rapid copulation, depending on how stoned the couple am.
>> --Bill (missed)
>
> Fore!
Warned.
--Bill
And four-armed is too many.
-mm (not the Messiah)
Especially if the Thark is carrying a sword in each arm!
> -mm (not the Messiah)
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at
your side, kid.
Personally, I'd avoid those Thark-thingies, whatever they are.
>> -mm (not the Messiah)
>
>Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at
>your side, kid.
I seem to remember certain multi-armed deities who might take exception
to that...
Those carpet crawlers, they heed their callers.
Calling all cars. Be on the lookout for Kali. Approach with caution.
Considered armed and dangerous.
>> Or a carpet of the sun?
A carport with a sun roof?
> Those carpet crawlers, they heed their callers.
Rug rats, ankle biters, curtain climbers. Sometimes cynically refffered
to as cancer that moves.
Personally, I'm not going to sea. Nope. Not me.
See what? Just becasue the critics hate it doesn't mean it's bad.
Well, I might if it had a happy ending. I like happy endings.
:>>>>>>> And four-armed is too many.
:>>>>>> Or a carpet of the sun?
:>>>>> Those carpet crawlers, they heed their callers.
:>>>> And women waiting at the harbour, whispering of Death.
:>>> Personally, I'm not going to sea. Nope. Not me.
:>>See what? Just becasue the critics hate it doesn't mean it's bad.
:> Well, I might if it had a happy ending. I like happy endings.
How can there be happy endings? In order for something to be happy,
wouldn't it happy to be happy-not-ending? And if it was unhappy and become
unhappy, wouldn't it be better if it did not end?
Do you wonder if all those people in the stories who live happily ever
after--continually smiling, never sad or able to feel any other emotion
for eternity--if, deep down inside the very core of their minds, a tiny
part of them is screaming
"How...can...I...escape...from...this...solitary...Hell!!!" forever?
You could make them watch "The Galaxy Invader." That'd fix 'em up in a
jiffy.
Yes, but it doesn't end happy. If you are happy and it ends, then you
become miserable!
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*MM -- who loves the sea more than anything except a sunrise from the sea.