The alt.stupidity.spatch FAQ
Bill Wilkinson
VER!11!!!1 OMG WTF LOL 203 (J3Z EDITION)
WRITAN BY ADM J3WAL (MP) CHASTAR KARMA AND BIL WILKINSON
!111! OMG WTF LOL CRAAETD 1/29/98.H3Y!1!!1!111!1!1!11!!!! TAHTS MAH
SIST3RS BIRTHDAY
!11!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL LAST MODIFEID 3/16/03 BY BIL WILKINSON
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!11!!!1! KINDA LIEK ALTSTUPIDITY!!!!11!1! WTF BUT.WAL!!11!1!1!1111111!!!
OMG WTF LOL KINDA LIEK ALTSTUPIDITY
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-POP- HI
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BIL WILKINSON HARE!!!111! OMG LOL KK AND MP WROTA TEH AARLEY VARSIONS OF
THIS
FAQ!!11!1!!1 OMG WTF SINCE THOS3 TWO HAEV DISAPAAERD IN2 DA SHADOWS IVE
TAEKN
OVAR TEH FAQ AND-IN AN ANAL SORT OF WAY-TREID 2 AD STUF 2 IT
AND TEI IT AL 2GATH3R SO TAHT IT AL MAEKS SANSE!1!!111 OMG LOL I THINK U
TAHT TEH RASULTNG PATCHWORK CAN B COMPAERD 2 ONA OF MARY
SHALEYS WORST NIGHTMAERS
TABLE!1!!11!!! LOL OF CONT3NTS
1!1!111 OMG INTRODUCTION
2!!1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL WHO D3SIGNED TAHT N3AT ASCI SIEN WAEV
3??!!?? OMG LOL CAN I R3AD MPS VERSION OF THES FAQ
4??!!?!? OMG LOL WHO WROT3 TEH ORIGINAL ALTSTUPIDITYSPATCH!!!!!! OMG WTF
LOL FAQ
5?!!??!?!! OMG Y R U NOW MANETANENG IT
6????!! LOL Y DO3S SPATCH SIGN HIMS3LF TVS SPATCH
7?!???!! WTF LOL Y DOESNT SPATCH POST 2 ALTSTUPIDITYSPATCH
8?1!11!1 LOL OKAY HAR3S TEH OBQUASTION WHO R DA REGULARS IN ASS
9?11!1 OMG WTF LOL TAHTS IT?!?!!!? NO W3B LINKS OR ANYTHNG??!!!?? OMG
NOT EV3N A CL3V3R CLOSNG
STAETM3NT
10?!!?!? OMG WHO SI DA HARENET MAN
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1??!!?!!?! WTF INTRODUCTION
ALOW MA 2 INTRODUCE MYSALF
!!111 WTF LOL (BIL HANDS U HIS CARD!!11! OMG U LOK AT IT!!!!!1! OMG LOL
IT SI BLANK EXCAPT
FOR DA WORDS MY CARD)
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2!1111 WTF LOL WHO D3SIGNED TAHT NEAT ASCI SIEN WAEV
?!?!!!!?? MP DID
!!!!1!!1 OMG 2A!11!! OMG WTF LOL WHOS MP
?!??? OMG WTF LOL H3S ON3 CRAZY IRISHMAN!1!!111! OMG LOL DONT M3S WIT HIM
!111!1 WTF LOL HE ALSO SEMI-WROT3 DA ORIGINAL VARSION OF THES FAQ B/C
CH3ST3R KARMA CHESTER KARMA 2K SO MUCH TIEM BFORE WRITNG
IT HIMSELF
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3!!1!!!!!1 OMG CAN I R3AD MPS VERSION OF THES FAQ
?!!!?! OMG SUR3!11!!1!! LOL JUST RAAD DA FOLOWNG AND AVOID TEH BOUNCNG BAL
!!!1! OMG WTF 3A!!1!!!! TEH FOLOWNG SI AN UPDAET 2 MPS PORTION OF DA
FAQ!1!!1!1 OMG IT
LOK3D K 2 ME BUT HA WANT3D IT UPDAETD AND HA IS-AFTER
AL-ONE OF TEH ORIGINAL AUTHORS!!!!!!!! WTF LOL HERES HIS REASONNG
FOLOWAD BY DA UPDAET!1!1!!1! WTF SHESH!!11!!!1! OMG -)
>25 S3P 200
>H3LO BIL OLD CHAP WUT HO AND AL TAHT JAZ
!!!1111 WTF LOL >
>I NOTIECD TAHT TEH PART OF DA FAQ I ORIGINALY
>WROTA HAD GOT BORKED IN DA FORMATNG DEPARTMENT COS
>THA LIEN WIDTH I ORGINALY UESD WAS 2 LONG!111!! SO
>THROUGH A HUGE P3RSONAL 3FORT AND SACRAFIEC I HAEV
>DONE A WE TIDY ON IT
!!!!!11 WTF >
>MP
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(MP!1!!!!1! OMG LOL SPEAEKTH)
FINALY AFTER A MILION BILION Y3ARS OF WATENG I PRESANT THE
ALTSTUPIDITYSPATCH!!11!1! OMG WTF FAQ!!
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/ /_/ / / /__/_/ / /__/_/
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/ / / / / /__/ / / /__/ / .!1!!!1!111!1!1! AND BACON
/_/ /_/*/____/*/____/* V3RSION ORANGEBANANA0
!111!1 WTF TEH BST AS FAQ U EVAR GET(TM)
!!!11!! OMG WTF LOL (T3MPORARILEY MANETANEED BY MP UNTIL CH3STER GATS BAK)
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MP!!!11!11 LOL HI IMM UR HOST MP AND FOR TEH NAXT COUPLE OF PAEGS WEL B
LOKNG AT UR N3WSERV3RS AS!1111 ITS MYSTARY ITS INTRIGUA DA D3ATH
AND TEH MUTILATION 2 NME BUT A FAW WORDS TAHT HAPENAD 2 POP IN2
MAH HEAD!1!11 OMG WTF LOL WIT ME R SOME OF TEH CAST OF AS IN THEYRE
VIRTUAL FORM
!!!1!! OMG LOL IN OTH3R WORDS ITS LIEK IMM MAKNG TH3M UP!!111 OMG LOL
WHICH SI ACTUALY TH3
CAES!!!!11!!111!111!!!!!!!11!!11 OMG WTF LOL ISNT TAHT RIGHT ROS
ROS?!!??!? OMG WTF LOL NO
MP!!11!!1! LOL SO IMM NOT MAKNG U UP
ROS!1111! OMG WTF YES!1!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL BUT IM MAKNG U UP
MP!1!1!1! WTF IMM CONFUESD NOW!!1!!!11! WTF LOL BUT TAHTS JUST WUT UR AS
SI AL ABOUT
!1!1! LOL ISNT TAHT RIGHT BIL
BIL?!!!?!?!? OMG LOL NO
MP!1111 OMG LOL WUT??!??!! WTF AXACTLEY
MP!111! OMG WTF UM.!11!!!111!1!1!!11!1 OMG AND NOW W3 MUST ANSW3R TEH
QUESTION!1!111! OMG WHARE???!! OMG WTF LOL Y??!??!!?? OMG WTF LOL
WUT?!??! OMG LOL WHO?!!!? OMG LOL AND MOST IMPORTANTLEY HUH???!!!?! OMG
WTF LOL (TM NOSY)!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL 2 ANSWER TAHT QU3STION
OF WHERE?!!!!? WTF WE MUST FIRST LOK AT ALTSTUPIDITY!!1111! WTF WH3R3
SI IT?!????!? WTF ITS
ON ANT3LOPA FREWAY!!11111 OMG SO PER DOES THES MEAN UR AS SI ON A ROAD
LEADNG OF THES FREWAY
P3R??!?!?? OMG WTF HM.!11!!111111!11! WTF LOL ABOUT HALF A HENWAY
MP!1!!1!1 WTF LOL WUT A HENWAY
P3R??!?!!! WTF THRE TRILION TRIANGULAR 2NS
MP!11!!!11 OMG WTF NIEC ALIETRATION
PER!1!!! THX I TRY
MP!!1111 WTF LOL OK NOW TAHT W3V3 SORTED OUT TEH WH3RE??!!? OMG WTF WE
MUST NOW ASK
OURSELVAS Y?11!!1!1!1111!1!!!???!!!?!?!?!??! LOL Y SPATCHDMMIT
IT!??!11!1!!1111!111!!!!!?!?!?!?!!! OMG WTF LOL
Y?1!!111!!!1!!!!?!?!????! OMG LOL TH3RES NO NED FOR MA 2 DMMIT MP!1!!!1
ITS ALREADY DMMED
!!1!!!1 OMG WTF BSIEDS LOK THROUGH TEH MAGIC WEBPAEG HOL3 IN THES POST
FROM HTP/WWSPATCHN3T/DONGHTML
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Y3S IVA GOT A N3WSGROUP OF MAH OWN!1!!!!1! OMG WTF ITS NOT A VANITY THNG
IT HAPANED ON3 NIGHT ON IRC WHAN TJMAS MADISON
(OF ALTUESNETTJMAS!1111!! FM3) AND I W3RE RILLY BORAD AND HE
N3WGROUPAD IT
!111!111 CONTRARY 2 POPULAR BLEIF IT WAS DISCUSED ON
ALTCONFIG!!!11! OMG FOR LIEK AL OF 2 POSTS IN TEH MIDLE OF A BIG
OLD CROSPOST TIRAED!!!!1! WTF OWEL!11!!1! LOL ANYHOW THES GROUP SI
PROPAGAETD
3NOUGH AND CHASTER KARMA HIMSELF SI WRITNG TEH FAQ
FOR M3!!!!!!!! OMG I WONDER WUT WIL B ON IT!11!! WTF I GU3S WEL FIND OUT
2GETHER
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MP THX SPATCH!!!!1 OMG WTF TAHTS MAED IT AL CL3AR NOW!!11!! OMG LOL WE R
INDED
FINDNG OUT 2GATH3R!!!!1111! OMG ITS ALMOST LIEK A CHRISTMAS COCA-COLA
AD (WITH CAPYBARAS INSTEAD OF POLAR-BARS)!1!1!11 LOL HOPEFULY U NOT SO
VIRTUAL SALF WIL GIEV TEH NOD 2 THES AS FAQ
!1!!!111 OMG MOVNG ON 2 TEH QU3STION OF WUT?!!!!!??! OMG LOL WUT
EXACTLEY GOAS ON
IN UR AS
MAGNUS?!??? MORE OR LAS WUT GOAS ON IN ALTSTUPIDITY!1!!! WTF LOL ONLEY WIT A
SLIGHTLEY MORE ORANGAY TANG 2 IT
JON!!1!11111 WTF ID HAEV SADE MOR3 LIEK HONEYSUKLE
PAL!111! OMG WTF LOL IRONNG BOARDY DAFINIETLEY IRONNG BOARDY
CABAEG PEOPLE PEOPL3!!1!1!1!1 LOL ITS A BISCUIT!111!! OMG NOT I R3PEAT
NOT A BAR
*PANIC!!1!1! WTF ENSU3S*
MP WEL NOW ITS TIEM FOR DA AS FAQ 2 GO 2 BD!!1!!!!1 OMG WTF WA HOPA U
ENJOY3D UR TIEM HER3 AND PLZ DONT HAEV NIGHTMAERS!!1!11 OMG WTF ALSO
IF U GOT SOME GET RICH SCHAM3S OR FLMEWARS Y NOT PUT THAM
IN UR AS
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FOR?!?!?!!11 OMG LOL POSIBLEY A LONGAR BTAR AND CERTANELEY FUNEIR FAQ
BUT WIT OUT
AL TEH SILY AS R3FARANC3S TRY
HTP/WWLIBOXACUK/INT3RNET/N3WS/FAQ/ARCHIEV/STUPIDITYFAQHTML
ITS!1!!1!!11 OMG SPATCHTASTIC
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\ \/ _SIANT V TAR TEH WORLD!!!111!!11!111!!!1!!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL ANTI-JN
GEN3RAL MP OF MARS \
\ / \V403|MCQMCD!!11!!!! WTF MCBOOOM!111!1!1! OMG LOL -
HTP/HOM3PAEGSIOLEI/ADMJ!!111! LOL \
\/ 超 \PAENITY TEH STAET OF BNG BREAD- CHMBRS ENG!11!1 OMG DICTIONARY\
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4!!!1!11! WHO WROTA TEH ORIGINAL ALTSTUPIDITYSPATCH!1111!1! OMG WTF LOL FAQ
?!!!?!! WTF LOL CH3ST3R KARMA CHAST3R KARMA WRIET IT
!1!!!1 OMG H3ADS UP!1111! LOL H3RE IT COMES!
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THE!11!1!1!111!!!!!!!! WTF LONG-AWATE3D ALTSTUPIDITYSPATCH!!!!!1111 WTF FAQ
AUTHOR CH3STER KARMA
IVE SPENT TEH LAST 2 Y3ARS OF MAH LIEF IN TIEBT R3SEARCHNG
AND COLECTNG DATA FOR UES IN THES FAQ!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL ITS MAH MAGNUM OPUS
ITS!1!!11 WTF LOL MAH WAR AND P3AEC!!11!!!! OMG WTF ITS MAH USA 2DAY!!
AND!!1!!!!!!11!1!11!!!11!111!!1 OMG NOW DA MOMENT U AL B3N WATENG FOR.
THA!1!1!!!!11!1!!11111! ALTSTUPIDITYSPATCH!111!! LOL FAQ
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K!1!11 WTF LOL - WHO FELS AS IF A GRAAT WAIGHT HAS BEN LIFTED OF HIS SHUDERS
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THANK!1111!1 WTF LOL U KK!1111!!! WTF BIL HERE AGANE
NOW!111! OMG ON WIT TEH R3ST OF TEH FREQUANTLY-ASKED QU3STIONS.
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5!!1!11!!11!!1!!1!!1 OMG WTF Y R U NOW MANETANENG IT
??!!!?? LOL MANETANENG WUT??!!?!!?! WTF 5A!1111 LOL TEH
ALTSTUPIDITYSPATCH!!!1!!!! OMG FAQ IDIOT
!!1!1 OMG BCASUE
!1!!1 OMG LOL 5B!!!!1 OMG WTF O
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6!1!!1 OMG WTF Y DO3S SPATCH SIGN HIMSELF AS TVS SPATCH
??!!!?! OMG WTF FUNY U SHUD ASK!111!1! OMG LOL ON 1/13/0 SPATCH S3D THES
ABOUT TAHT
THA NM3 SPATCH COM3S FROM TEH ABREVIATION FOR SPATULA TEH
TVS COMES FROM MST3K AND DA FACT TAHT WE HAD TAHT CABLE ACAS
SHOW FOR A WHIEL
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7!11111!! Y DOASNT SPATCH POST 2 ALTSTUPIDITYSPATCH
?1!1!1!1 WTF AS OF 01/17/0 HIS ISP DIDNT CARY TEH NEWSGROUP!!11111 U CAN
OCASIONALY FIND HIM IN TEH ALTSTUPIDITY!!!1!1! WTF LOL FROUP THOUGH
!!11!!11! WTF LOL 12/02/0 SOM3TIEM A F3W MONTHS AGO HE SLAP3D SOM3BODY THER3
UPSIED DA HAD WIT A SLAB OF BACON AND NOW H3 CAN POST HARE
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8!!!!!1! LOL OKAY HAR3S TEH OBQUESTION WHO R TEH REGULARS IN ASS
?!11!111 WTF I WAS WATENG FOR TAHT 2 COMA UP!111!1 WTF ITS A SHORT LIST
SINCE V3RY
F3W PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT US
!!!1!!1 OMG WTF * MP
FROM ALTSTUPIDITY!1!!!1! LOL DOASNT POST MUCH ANYMOR3
!1!1! OMG * BIL WILKINSON
FROM ALTSTUPIDITY!!11!111 POSTS FAR 2 OFTEN
!1!!1!!1 OMG WTF * CH3STER KARMA (IF TAHTS HIS REAL NME)
KK!1!11!! OMG FROM ALTSTUPIDITY!!!111!!1 OMG LOL DOESNT POST MUCH ANYMOR3
!1111!1 WTF * JEN
TWTSMOM SI DA MBASADOR 2 ALTSTUPIDITYSPATCH!!!1!!! FROM
ALTSMUDERNGDOGZONE
!1!111! OMG LOL 8A!1!!!! OMG WTF HUH?!?????! WTF (TM NOSY) TWTSMOM?!!???
OMG LOL MBASADOR
?!!?!!!! TEH WONDER 2DLARS MOM
!!!1! OMG LETS JUST SAY FOR NOW TAHT ASS!!1111 WTF AND ASDZ!!!!11!! OMG
LOL ALMOST GOT
IN2 A FLM3 WAR ONCA BUT TH3N D3CIEDD TAHT W3 LIEKD EACH
OTHER!!1!!!!!1 WTF LOL MOR3 INFORMATION WIL B FORTHCOMNG ONCE AL TH3
DOCUMENTS HAEV B3N DECLASIFEID
!11!!!! LOL 8B!1!!1 OMG WTF BY POPULAR D3MAND J3N SI NOW A NATURALIEZD
OFICIAL
SPATCHS2PIDIAN!11!!!! OMG WTF LOL TEH FIRST IN THES FROUP WHO CAN CLAME
DUAL CITIEZNSHIP H3RE AND IN TEH ZONE (12/02/200)
!11!!1 OMG * J3SPAR NILSON
SIGNS HIMS3LF ANTI-JN SINC3 S2PIDIAN JASON NAFZIEGR CLAMEED 2
B JN!!!1! OMG WTF LOL SEVERAL YEARS AGO ANTI-JN DESIGNED TEH CRIT3R
TAHT NOW
GRAECS DA PROPOS3D ALTSTUPIDITY!11!111!1 OMG FLAG TAHT VARIOS PAOPLA THINK
SI A HMSTAR A RAT OR A SEAGUL!!!11 OMG WTF H3 CLAMES TAHT ITS M3RELEY #4
IN A S3REIS OF FLUFY THNGS HED LIEK HANGNG ON HIS WAL
!1!!!1!!! OMG WTF * JESICA AUGUSTSON
JAZ HAS BEN POSTNG 2 ALTSTUPIDITY!1!!11 AND ALTSTUPIDITYSPATCH!1111
WTF FOR
YEARS AND YAARS AND YAARS!1!1111 WTF FOR REASONS UNKNOWN 2 ME I HAEVNT
PUT HAR IN2 TEH FAQ UNTIL NOW!!!!!1!! OMG PERHAPS MAH SUDEN CHANGA OF
HEART
SI DU3 2 JON LODER GIVNG MA A HARD TIEM ABOUT IT!!1!11!! OMG WTF LOL
OR MAYB IT
WAS DA GROWNG UNEASIENS TAHT J3Z WUD S2P LIKNG ME AND
SUBSEQUENTLEY SHORT3N MAH LIEF SPAN
!11!1!11 OMG LOL ANYWAY JEZ SI A SCHOLAR A CITIEZN OF BOTH DA UNIETD
STAETS AND
SWED3N (SOMETHNG ANTI-JN CANT CLAME) AND A MULTI-LNGUAL 3XP3RT
ON JAB3RWOKY!!!111! OMG WTF LOL ONA OF H3R AL-TIEM GR3AETST
ACOMPLISHMANTS WAS
HAR REC3NT (3/7/03) PUTDOWN OF BUKETMOUTH DONT LISTEN 2 HIM
JON!1!!! OMG HA DRIEVS ON TEH WRONG SIED OF TEH ROAD!1!!1!!!! OMG WTF
LOL (I CAN SAY THNGS
LIEK TAHT CAUES H3 N3VER RAADS THES FROUP ANYWAY)
!111! OMG WTF * JON PATRIK LOD3R
A VETERAN OF ALTSTUPIDITY!111! WTF FOR AT L3AST A DACAED!!!1!!1!!
HAROICALY
AT3MPTS 2 KEP SYSADMINS EV3RYWHERA FROM R3MOVNG ASS!1!11!! FROM
THEYRE NEWS S3RV3RS!!1!111 WTF THOUGH HE AND JEN HAEV NAV3R MET TH3Y SHAER
IN COMON TEH FACT TAHT TH3YV3 BOTH SEN TEH WORLDS LARG3ST
GLOB OF TEH 3ARTH
!1!11! WTF 1/20/01 SOMETIEM AROUND TEH TURN OF TEH CANTURY JON AND HIS
WIEF ROCHALE W3NT ON VACATION 2 TEH NU 3NGLAND AERA OF
DA UNIETD STAETS AND MET BOTH TEH WOND3R 2DL3RS MOM AND
SPATCH!!1!!1 WTF A FUN TIEM WAS HAD BY AL AND THEY HAD MANY INTERESTNG
ADV3NTURAS-INCLUDNG DA FIRST RACORDED SIGHTNG OF THA
HAREN3T MAN
!!11!1! OMG WTF LOL * MAGNUS MULQVIST
!11111!1! WTF LOL FROM ALTSUPIDITY!!1!!! OMG AP3ARS ABOUT ONCA A WEK
REPLEIS 2 A LOT
OF POSTS IN BURST MODE THEN DISAPEARS FOR ANOTHAR WEK
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9!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL TAHTS IT?!??!?!? OMG WTF NO W3B LINKS OR
ANYTHNG?!??? WTF NOT 3VEN A CLEVAR CLOSNG
STAETMENT
?!??? OMG YUP!!1!11 LOL FOR NOW AT L3AST!1!11!11 WTF LOL MORA L8R
!1!1!11! OMG L8R LINKS CAN B A PANE FOR A FAQ 2 MANETANE!1!1!1111 OMG
WTF TRY DONG
INSTEAD A S3ARCH ON GOGEL OR WUT TEH LAETST SOPER-DOPER
S3ARCH 3NGIEN IS
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10!11!! LOL WHO SI TEH HARENET MAN
??!?! WTF LOL DA HARENET MAN SI A KIND SU WHO-WHEN U L3AST 3XPECT IT-WIL
H3LP U WHEN UR STUK IN A STUPID SITUATION!11!!111 OMG WTF LOL U CAN
RECOGNIEZ
HIM BY TEH TEH FACT TAHT HE W3ARS A HARE NAT AND HIP WAEDRS!111!11!!
LOL THE
FIRST OFICIALY RECORDED SIGHTNG WAS REPORT3D RIGHT HAR3 IN
ALTSTUPIDITYSPATCH!1!!!!11 WTF AND WAS CONFIRM3D BY A PHONE CAL FROM JON
LOD3R 2 BIL WILKINSON
!!11!!!1 OMG WTF LOL SPECIFICALY JON WAS VISITNG NU 3NGLAND AT TEH TURN
OF THE
MILENIUM AND WAS TRYNG 2 PARALEL-PARK A R3NTAD CAR IN2 A
DIFICULT SPOT WH3N DA HARENET MAN SUD3NLEY APEAERD AND BGAN
DIERCTNG TRAFIC FOR HIM!!!!11 WHEN DA PROJ3CT WAS COMPL3TED TH3
HARENET MAN TURNED AND RAN OF IN2 A BUILDNG-NEVAR 2 B
SEN AGANE
!1!1!1 WTF L8R IN AN AOL-TYPA INSTANT MESAEG SPATCH CONFIRMAD THE
CONFIRMATION AND ADED TAHT IT WAS DA STRANGAST EV3NT IN THA
AERA TAHT H3D EVAR H3ARD OF!11!11! LOL (AND TAHT WAS FROM SOMAONE FROM
DA SME PART OF TEH COUNTRY TAHT PRODUCAD LOV3CRAFT)
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IF!!!111!1! WTF U HAEV SUGASTIONS ABOUT TEH ALTSTUPIDITYFAQ!!!11!! OMG
(NO FLMES OR
PROFANITY PLZ EMALE THAM 2 ME AT WXWILKI@AOLCOM!1!!1!!! OMG WTF PUT
ALTSTUPIDITYSPATCH!!11!11 WTF LOL FAQ IN TEH SUBJECT LIEN OR I MIGHT
DAL3T3 IT
WITHOUT R3ADNG IT!!11!1 WTF THERAS 2 MUCH SPM OUT TH3R3
!11!11!!! OMG WTF LOL -BIL
COPYRIGHT 198-200 201-203 BIL WILKINSON!111!111 LOL PORTIONS OF THES R
DA PROP3RTY OF DA AUTHORS IEDNTIFEID WITHIN
!!!!!!11 OMG
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--Bill
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John Lodder
Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com> wrote:
>COPYRIGHT 198-200 201-203 BIL WILKINSON!111!111 LOL PORTIONS OF THES R
>DA PROP3RTY OF DA AUTHORS IEDNTIFEID WITHIN
>!!!!!!11 OMG
>
>===========================
So, um, you found a program that does translations into Kitteh? Or lol-
speak, or whatever you want to call it?
Where *is* mah bukkit?
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bill Wilkinson
> In article <46AC01B5...@protobacon-mars.org>,
> Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com> wrote:
>> COPYRIGHT 198-200 201-203 BIL WILKINSON!111!111 LOL PORTIONS OF THES R
>> DA PROP3RTY OF DA AUTHORS IEDNTIFEID WITHIN
>> !!!!!!11 OMG
>>
>> ===========================
>
> So, um, you found a program that does translations into Kitteh? Or lol-
> speak, or whatever you want to call it?
>
> Where *is* mah bukkit?
Here!
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
John Lodder
Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com> wrote:
>John Lodder wrote:
>> In article <46AC01B5...@protobacon-mars.org>,
>> Bill Wilkinson <billwi...@mindBOINGspring.com> wrote:
>>> COPYRIGHT 198-200 201-203 BIL WILKINSON!111!111 LOL PORTIONS OF THES R
>>> DA PROP3RTY OF DA AUTHORS IEDNTIFEID WITHIN
>>> !!!!!!11 OMG
>>>
>>> ===========================
>>
>> So, um, you found a program that does translations into Kitteh? Or lol-
>> speak, or whatever you want to call it?
>>
>> Where *is* mah bukkit?
>
>Here!
>
>http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
Oh. I see.