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Greywolf Johnson
Nov 18, 2003, 11:50:25 PM11/18/03
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Top Eleven Types of HOES
11. "The Undercover Hoe": This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the
community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a
decent job during the day, but is secretly hoeing around with at least 5
different trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one
of these men is dating her best friend.
10. "The Church Hoe": Her hair and nails are always done. This hoe be in
church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but
spends Tuesday through Saturday night of every week in a different club.
She is sometimes mistaken for the Undercover Hoe.
9. "High Class Hoe"(A.K.A. the "The Glamour Hoe"): This type of hoe
rocks
Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and shot callers.
She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e.Source wards).
She tries to act like she's got class but confuses regular English with
Ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.
8. "Old Hoe": The Old Hoe use to be tight "in her day," and thinks she
still looks good for her age. She tries to wear all the Soul Train
fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies.
You can find her at any club on any given night, grinding on the dance
floor during any song, with any man, of any age.
7. "Nasty Hoe": This Hoe has not exactly been blessed in the looks
department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other
talents. Most often, she has a 'tight' body, and can be found working in
a strip club.
6. "Sneaky Hoe": The Sneaky Hoe cannot be trusted in anyone's home or
with anyone's man. Money and other personal items "turn up missing" not
long after she's gone. She is always "dipped" and can never remember
where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Hoe
aspires to be Undercover Hoe but has already made too many enemies by
stealing.
5. "Bourgeois Hoe": This type of hoe is an educated and professional
woman with many credits to her name, she dresses well and has a
sophisticated circle of friends. To the outside, these women are
perfect, however these Hoes have multiple partners and sleep with
married men like "Undercover Ho", Perpetrate on Sunday like "Church
Hoe," get played by men just like "Stupid Hoe," obsessed with name
brands and status like "High Class Hoe" and best of all...Bourgeois Hoe
looks down on all the other Hoes.
4. "Project Hoe": This Hoe is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money
and
Trinkets out of her drug dealing "baby daddies." She likes to fight and
you will most often hear her before you see her.
3. "Stupid Hoe": She is usually very cute. The Stupid Hoe keeps a string
of men who constantly come over after midnight for bootie calls. They
often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or
money. She complains about them to her friends(i.e. Sneaky Hoe and
Project Hoe) but never does anything about it.
2. "Crazy Hoe": This is a popular Hoe. Although she is very smart, the
Crazy Hoe is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Hoe. She has the same
terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge. Her
area of expertise include slashing tire, keying cars, making prank calls
from unlisted numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other Hoes) job,
and appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the unforementioned activities.
And FINALLY!
"The Stank Hoe": This is perhaps the most popular Hoe of them all. The
Stank Hoe has appeared on show such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer and
Jenny Jones. She has deluded herself into believing that she is
beautiful,
and she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most
often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes.
She
has a permanent "unwashed" look about herself that cannot be removed
with
any amount of water or soap.
11. "The Undercover Hoe": This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the
community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a
decent job during the day, but is secretly hoeing around with at least 5
different trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one
of these men is dating her best friend.
10. "The Church Hoe": Her hair and nails are always done. This hoe be in
church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but
spends Tuesday through Saturday night of every week in a different club.
She is sometimes mistaken for the Undercover Hoe.
9. "High Class Hoe"(A.K.A. the "The Glamour Hoe"): This type of hoe
rocks
Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and shot callers.
She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e.Source wards).
She tries to act like she's got class but confuses regular English with
Ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.
8. "Old Hoe": The Old Hoe use to be tight "in her day," and thinks she
still looks good for her age. She tries to wear all the Soul Train
fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies.
You can find her at any club on any given night, grinding on the dance
floor during any song, with any man, of any age.
7. "Nasty Hoe": This Hoe has not exactly been blessed in the looks
department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other
talents. Most often, she has a 'tight' body, and can be found working in
a strip club.
6. "Sneaky Hoe": The Sneaky Hoe cannot be trusted in anyone's home or
with anyone's man. Money and other personal items "turn up missing" not
long after she's gone. She is always "dipped" and can never remember
where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Hoe
aspires to be Undercover Hoe but has already made too many enemies by
stealing.
5. "Bourgeois Hoe": This type of hoe is an educated and professional
woman with many credits to her name, she dresses well and has a
sophisticated circle of friends. To the outside, these women are
perfect, however these Hoes have multiple partners and sleep with
married men like "Undercover Ho", Perpetrate on Sunday like "Church
Hoe," get played by men just like "Stupid Hoe," obsessed with name
brands and status like "High Class Hoe" and best of all...Bourgeois Hoe
looks down on all the other Hoes.
4. "Project Hoe": This Hoe is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money
and
Trinkets out of her drug dealing "baby daddies." She likes to fight and
you will most often hear her before you see her.
3. "Stupid Hoe": She is usually very cute. The Stupid Hoe keeps a string
of men who constantly come over after midnight for bootie calls. They
often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or
money. She complains about them to her friends(i.e. Sneaky Hoe and
Project Hoe) but never does anything about it.
2. "Crazy Hoe": This is a popular Hoe. Although she is very smart, the
Crazy Hoe is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Hoe. She has the same
terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge. Her
area of expertise include slashing tire, keying cars, making prank calls
from unlisted numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other Hoes) job,
and appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the unforementioned activities.
And FINALLY!
"The Stank Hoe": This is perhaps the most popular Hoe of them all. The
Stank Hoe has appeared on show such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer and
Jenny Jones. She has deluded herself into believing that she is
beautiful,
and she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most
often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes.
She
has a permanent "unwashed" look about herself that cannot be removed
with
any amount of water or soap.
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