>I bet Oscar the Grouch's shit stinks from eating all that garbage.
I bet Popeye's poots loom from eating all that spinach.
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I bet Mariah Carey's shit stinks from eating all those diet pills.
I bet Bush's shit stinks from eating all those pretzels.
I bet Tony Blair's poots waft from eating Dumbya's cock.
I bet Florence Henderson's shit stinks from eating all that Wesson Oil.
I bet Ronald McDonald's shit stinks from eating all those Big Macs.
I bet Tony the Tiger's bunker blasts stink from eating all those Frosted
Flakes.
>Florence Henderson Had A Mullet wrote:
>> On Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:07:31 -0500, John <monz...@marmoset.net> said:
>>
>>> towelie wrote:
>>>> Florence Henderson Had A Mullet wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 11 Dec 2006 00:59:19 -0600, "towelie"
>>>>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Florence Henderson Had A Mullet wrote:
>>>>>>> On Mon, 11 Dec 2006 00:55:56 -0600, "towelie"
>>>>>>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I bet Oscar the Grouch's shit stinks from eating all that
>>>>>>>> garbage.
>>>>>>> I bet Popeye's poots loom from eating all that spinach.
>>>>>> I bet Mariah Carey's shit stinks from eating all those diet pills.
>>>>> I bet Bush's shit stinks from eating all those pretzels.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Tony Blair's poots waft from eating Dumbya's cock.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> I bet Florence Henderson's shit stinks from eating all that Wesson
>>> Oil.
>>
>> I bet Ronald McDonald's shit stinks from eating all those Big Macs.
>
>I bet Tony the Tiger's bunker blasts stink from eating all those Frosted
>Flakes.
I bet Homer Simpson's shit stinks from eating all those doughnuts.
I bet Eric Cartman's shit stinks from eating all those cheezy poofs.
I bet Max Headroom's shit stinks from eating all that Coke.
I bet Dig Em's shit stinks from eating all those Sugar Smacks.
I bet Boss Hogg's shit stinks from eating all those ribs.
I bet Enos's shit stinks from eating Daisy Duke.
I bet Bazooka Joe's shit stinks from eating all that bubble gum.
I bet GI Joe's shit stinks from eating all those MREs.
I bet Scooby-Doo's shit stinks from eating all those Scooby Snacks.
I bet Jimmy Carter's shit sticks from eating all those peanuts.
I bet Jared in the Subway commercial's shit stinks from eating all those
Subway sandwiches.
I bet Neil from 'The Young Ones' shit stinks from eating all those lentils.
I bet Bugs Bunny's shit stinks from eating all those carrots.
I bet Jimmy Buffett's shit stinks from eating all those cheeseburgers in
paradise.
I bet Morris's shit stinks from eating all that 9 Lives.
>Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>> On Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:24:19 -0600, "towelie"
>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>>>> I bet Neil from 'The Young Ones' shit stinks from eating all those
>>>> lentils.
>>>
>>> I bet Bugs Bunny's shit stinks from eating all those carrots.
>>
>> I bet Jimmy Buffett's shit stinks from eating all those cheeseburgers
>> in paradise.
>
>I bet Morris's shit stinks from eating all that 9 Lives.
I bet the Sta-Puf Marshmallow Man's shit stinks from eating all those
marshmallows.
I bet Dumbya's shit stinks from eating Hitler's ashes.
I bet Colonel Sanders shit stinks from eating all that chicken.
I bet the Michelin Man's shit stinks from eating all those tires.
>Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>> On Wed, 13 Dec 2006 13:49:25 -0600, "towelie" <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:14:25 -0600, "towelie"
>>>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>>>
>>>>> Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:24:19 -0600, "towelie"
>>>>>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>>>>>>>> I bet Neil from 'The Young Ones' shit stinks from eating all those
>>>>>>>> lentils.
>>>>>>> I bet Bugs Bunny's shit stinks from eating all those carrots.
>>>>>> I bet Jimmy Buffett's shit stinks from eating all those
>>>>>> cheeseburgers in paradise.
>>>>> I bet Morris's shit stinks from eating all that 9 Lives.
>>>> I bet the Sta-Puf Marshmallow Man's shit stinks from eating all those
>>>> marshmallows.
>>> I bet Dumbya's shit stinks from eating Hitler's ashes.
>>
>> I bet Colonel Sanders shit stinks from eating all that chicken.
>>
>
>
>I bet the Michelin Man's shit stinks from eating all those tires.
I bet the Quaker Oats man's shit stinks from eating all that oatmeal.
I bet Osama bin Laden's shit stinks from eating all those bats.
I bet Mrs. Butterworth's shit stinks from eating all that maple syrup.
I bet Mariah Carey's poots loom from eating all those diet pills.
>Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>> On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:46:14 -0600, "towelie"
>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>>>>>>> I bet Dumbya's shit stinks from eating Hitler's ashes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I bet Colonel Sanders shit stinks from eating all that chicken.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I bet the Michelin Man's shit stinks from eating all those tires.
>>>>
>>>> I bet the Quaker Oats man's shit stinks from eating all that
>>>> oatmeal.
>>>
>>> I bet Osama bin Laden's shit stinks from eating all those bats.
>>
>> I bet Mrs. Butterworth's shit stinks from eating all that maple syrup.
>
>I bet Mariah Carey's poots loom from eating all those diet pills.
I bet Cookie Monster's bunks waft from eating all those cookies.
I bet King Kong's shit stinks from eating all those airplanes.
I bet Rick Santorum's shit stinks from eating all that santorum.
I bet Jim Talent's shit stinks from losing.
I bet Kramer's shit stinks from eating all that Maurice BBQ sauce.
I bet Andy Griffith's poots loom from eating all those pickles.
I bet Beetle Bailey's shit stinks from eating all that Army food.
I bet Britney Spears's shit stinks from eating K-Fed Kevin Federline's
khrum.
>Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>> On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:29:14 -0600, "towelie"
>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>>>>>> I bet Rick Santorum's shit stinks from eating all that santorum.
>>>>>
>>>>> I bet Jim Talent's shit stinks from losing.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Kramer's shit stinks from eating all that Maurice BBQ sauce.
>>>
>>> I bet Andy Griffith's poots loom from eating all those pickles.
>>
>> I bet Beetle Bailey's shit stinks from eating all that Army food.
>
>I bet Britney Spears's shit stinks from eating K-Fed Kevin Federline's
>khrum.
I bet Bob Dole's shit stinks from eating all that Viagra.
I bet Ronald Reagan's shit stank from eating all those jellybeans.
I bet Green Giant's shit stinks from eating all that broccoli.
I bet Jon Bon Jovi's shit stinks from eating New Jersey.
>Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>> On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:41:20 -0600, "towelie"
>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>>>>>> I bet Beetle Bailey's shit stinks from eating all that Army food.
>>>>>
>>>>> I bet Britney Spears's shit stinks from eating K-Fed Kevin
>>>>> Federline's khrum.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Bob Dole's shit stinks from eating all that Viagra.
>>>
>>> I bet Ronald Reagan's shit stank from eating all those jellybeans.
>>
>> I bet Green Giant's shit stinks from eating all that broccoli.
>
>I bet Jon Bon Jovi's shit stinks from eating New Jersey.
I bet Ben Matlock's shit stinks from eating all that venison stew.
I bet Fidel Castro's bunks waft from eating all those cigars.
I bet Elvis's shit stank from eating all those peanut butter and banana
sandwiches.
I bet George Foreman's poots float from eating all those grilles.
I bet Rush Limbaugh's shit stinks from eating all that Oxycontin.
I bet Pat Sajak's shit stinks from eating all those vowels.
>Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>> On Sat, 16 Dec 2006 01:42:02 -0600, "towelie"
>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts wrote:
>>>>> I bet Fidel Castro's bunks waft from eating all those cigars.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Elvis's shit stank from eating all those peanut butter and
>>>> banana sandwiches.
>>>
>>> I bet George Foreman's poots float from eating all those grilles.
>>
>> I bet Rush Limbaugh's shit stinks from eating all that Oxycontin.
>
>I bet Pat Sajak's shit stinks from eating all those vowels.
I bet shit stinks from being shit!
I bet Santa Claus's shit stinks from eating all that MILK and cookies.
I bet Toucan Sam's shit stinks from eating all those Froot Loops.
I bet Pac Man's shit stinks from eating all those power pellets.
I bet Mr. L's shit stinks from eating all those lemon lollipops.
> On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:40:33 -0600, "towelie"
> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>
>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>>>>> I bet Pat Sajak's shit stinks from eating all those vowels.
>>>>>
>>>>> I bet shit stinks from being shit!
>>>>
>>>> I bet Santa Claus's shit stinks from eating all that MILK and
>>>> cookies.
>>>
>>> I bet Toucan Sam's shit stinks from eating all those Froot Loops.
>>
>> I bet Pac Man's shit stinks from eating all those power pellets.
>
> I bet Mr. L's shit stinks from eating all those lemon lollipops.
I bet Wimpy's shit stinks from eating all those hamburgers.
>Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>
>> On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:40:33 -0600, "towelie"
>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>>>>>> I bet Pat Sajak's shit stinks from eating all those vowels.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I bet shit stinks from being shit!
>>>>>
>>>>> I bet Santa Claus's shit stinks from eating all that MILK and
>>>>> cookies.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Toucan Sam's shit stinks from eating all those Froot Loops.
>>>
>>> I bet Pac Man's shit stinks from eating all those power pellets.
>>
>> I bet Mr. L's shit stinks from eating all those lemon lollipops.
>
>I bet Wimpy's shit stinks from eating all those hamburgers.
I bet Elmer Borden's shit stinks from eating all that glue.
I bet Tiger Woods shit stinks from eating all those golf balls.
I bet Soupy Sales's shit stinks from eating all those cream pies.
>> I bet Tiger Woods shit stinks from eating all those golf balls.
>
> I bet Soupy Sales's shit stinks from eating all those cream pies.
I bet Wink Martindale's shit stinks from eating all those Xs and Os.
I bet John Cougar Mellencamp's shit stinks from eating Indiana.
I bet his poots loom which is why he's always grimacing.
> On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 23:30:27 -0600, "towelie"
> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>
>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>
>>>> I bet Tiger Woods shit stinks from eating all those golf balls.
>>>
>>> I bet Soupy Sales's shit stinks from eating all those cream pies.
>>
>> I bet Wink Martindale's shit stinks from eating all those Xs and Os.
>
> I bet his poots loom which is why he's always grimacing.
I bet David Carr's shit stinks from eating the turf every snap.
>Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>
>> On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 23:30:27 -0600, "towelie"
>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>>
>>>>> I bet Tiger Woods shit stinks from eating all those golf balls.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Soupy Sales's shit stinks from eating all those cream pies.
>>>
>>> I bet Wink Martindale's shit stinks from eating all those Xs and Os.
>>
>> I bet his poots loom which is why he's always grimacing.
>
>I bet David Carr's shit stinks from eating the turf every snap.
I bet Ernie Fletcher's shit stinks from eating Bert.
> I bet Ernie Fletcher's shit stinks from eating Bert.
I bet John McEnroe's shit stinks from eating all those temper tantrums.
I bet Kojak's shit stinks from eating all those lollipops.
I bet Bill Cosby's shit stinks from eating all those Jell-o Pudding Pops
I bet Gene Simmons's shit stinks from eating all that blood.
I bet Richard Simmon's shit stinks from eating all those Deal-A-Meals.
> On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 13:15:41 -0600, "towelie"
> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>
>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>
>>> I bet Ernie Fletcher's shit stinks from eating Bert.
>>
>> I bet John McEnroe's shit stinks from eating all those temper
>> tantrums.
>
> I bet Kojak's shit stinks from eating all those lollipops.
I bet the Dow Scrubbing Bubbles's shit stinks from eating all that soap
scum.
I bet the other Richard Simmons's shit stinks from eating all that hydrogen
peroxide.
I bet Ronald Gene Simmons's shit stank from eating all those lethal
injection chemicals.
>Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>
>> On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 13:15:41 -0600, "towelie"
>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>>
>>>> I bet Ernie Fletcher's shit stinks from eating Bert.
>>>
>>> I bet John McEnroe's shit stinks from eating all those temper
>>> tantrums.
>>
>> I bet Kojak's shit stinks from eating all those lollipops.
>
>I bet the Dow Scrubbing Bubbles's shit stinks from eating all that soap
>scum.
I bet Superman's shit stinks from eating all that kryptonite.
I bet Jessica Simpson's shit stinks from eating all that tuna.
I bet the guy from M.A.S.H.'s shit stinks from eating all those Mars bars.
> On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:58:29 -0600, "towelie"
> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>
>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>>> I bet the Dow Scrubbing Bubbles's shit stinks from eating all that
>>>> soap scum.
>>>
>>> I bet Superman's shit stinks from eating all that kryptonite.
>>
>> I bet Jessica Simpson's shit stinks from eating all that tuna.
>
> I bet the guy from M.A.S.H.'s shit stinks from eating all those Mars
> bars.
I bet Sam Walton's bunker blasts wafted from eating all that Ol' Roy.
>Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>
>> On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:58:29 -0600, "towelie"
>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>>>> I bet the Dow Scrubbing Bubbles's shit stinks from eating all that
>>>>> soap scum.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Superman's shit stinks from eating all that kryptonite.
>>>
>>> I bet Jessica Simpson's shit stinks from eating all that tuna.
>>
>> I bet the guy from M.A.S.H.'s shit stinks from eating all those Mars
>> bars.
>
>I bet Sam Walton's bunker blasts wafted from eating all that Ol' Roy.
I bet Spuds Mackenzie's shit stinks from eating all that beer.
>>> I bet the guy from M.A.S.H.'s shit stinks from eating all those Mars
>>> bars.
>>
>> I bet Sam Walton's bunker blasts wafted from eating all that Ol' Roy.
>
> I bet Spuds Mackenzie's shit stinks from eating all that beer.
I bet OJ Simpson's shit stinks from eating all those gloves.
I bet Don Meredith's shit stinks from eating all that Lipton Sun Tea.
> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:11:33 -0600, "towelie"
> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>
>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>
>>>>> I bet the guy from M.A.S.H.'s shit stinks from eating all those
>>>>> Mars bars.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Sam Walton's bunker blasts wafted from eating all that Ol'
>>>> Roy.
>>>
>>> I bet Spuds Mackenzie's shit stinks from eating all that beer.
>>
>> I bet OJ Simpson's shit stinks from eating all those gloves.
>
> I bet Don Meredith's shit stinks from eating all that Lipton Sun Tea.
I bet Reddy Kilowatt's shit stinks from eating all that electricity.
>Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>
>> On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:11:33 -0600, "towelie"
>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>>
>>>>>> I bet the guy from M.A.S.H.'s shit stinks from eating all those
>>>>>> Mars bars.
>>>>>
>>>>> I bet Sam Walton's bunker blasts wafted from eating all that Ol'
>>>>> Roy.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Spuds Mackenzie's shit stinks from eating all that beer.
>>>
>>> I bet OJ Simpson's shit stinks from eating all those gloves.
>>
>> I bet Don Meredith's shit stinks from eating all that Lipton Sun Tea.
>
>I bet Reddy Kilowatt's shit stinks from eating all that electricity.
I bet Sonny the Cocoa Puffs Bird's poots loom from eating all those Cocoa
Puffs.
I bet Tom's shit stinks from eating Jerry.
I bet Paul the Gorilla's shit stinks from eating all those bananas.
> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:06:48 -0600, "towelie"
> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>
>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>>>
>>>> I bet Reddy Kilowatt's shit stinks from eating all that
>>>> electricity.
>>>
>>> I bet Sonny the Cocoa Puffs Bird's poots loom from eating all those
>>> Cocoa Puffs.
>>
>> I bet Tom's shit stinks from eating Jerry.
>
> I bet Paul the Gorilla's shit stinks from eating all those bananas.
I bet Tom Cruise's shit stinks from eating all those anti-gay pills.
>Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>
>> On Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:06:48 -0600, "towelie"
>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>>>>
>>>>> I bet Reddy Kilowatt's shit stinks from eating all that
>>>>> electricity.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Sonny the Cocoa Puffs Bird's poots loom from eating all those
>>>> Cocoa Puffs.
>>>
>>> I bet Tom's shit stinks from eating Jerry.
>>
>> I bet Paul the Gorilla's shit stinks from eating all those bananas.
>
>I bet Tom Cruise's shit stinks from eating all those anti-gay pills.
I bet Fred Flintstone's shit stinks from eating all those Brontosaurus
Burgers.
>> I bet Tom Cruise's shit stinks from eating all those anti-gay pills.
>
> I bet Fred Flintstone's shit stinks from eating all those Brontosaurus
> Burgers.
I bet Grimace's shit stinks from eating all those shakes.
I bet Tim Brown's shit stinks from eating all those hamburgers and pizza.
>> I bet Ronald Gene Simmons's shit stank from eating all those lethal
>> injection chemicals.
>>
> I bet Tim Brown's shit stinks from eating all those hamburgers and
> pizza.
I bet Borat's shit stinks from drinking all that fermented horse urine.
I bet that one Giants player's shit stinks from eating all that VapoRub.
> I bet that one Giants player's shit stinks from eating all that
> VapoRub.
I bet Donovan McNabb's bunks waft from eating all that Campbell's Chunky
soup.
I bet Michael Jackson's poots loom from eating all that Pepsi.
>>> I bet that one Giants player's shit stinks from eating all that
>>> VapoRub.
>>
>> I bet Donovan McNabb's bunks waft from eating all that Campbell's
>> Chunky soup.
>
> I bet Michael Jackson's poots loom from eating all that Pepsi.
I bet Michael Jordan's shit stinks from eating all those Ball Park franks.
I bet the dog in the Taco Bell commercial's shit stinks from eating all that
E. coli.
> I bet the dog in the Taco Bell commercial's shit stinks from eating
> all that E. coli.
I bet Michael Richards's shit stinks from eating all that racist Maurice BBQ
sauce.
> I bet the dog in the Taco Bell commercial's shit stinks from eating
> all that E. coli.
I bet Donald Trump's shit stinks from eating all those $100 bills.
>Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>
>> On Thu, 21 Dec 2006 23:09:03 -0600, "towelie"
>> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>>
>>>>>> I bet that one Giants player's shit stinks from eating all that
>>>>>> VapoRub.
>>>>>
>>>>> I bet Donovan McNabb's bunks waft from eating all that Campbell's
>>>>> Chunky soup.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Michael Jackson's poots loom from eating all that Pepsi.
>>>
>>> I bet Michael Jordan's shit stinks from eating all those Ball Park
>>> franks.
>>
>> I bet the dog in the Taco Bell commercial's shit stinks from eating
>> all that E. coli.
>
>I bet Donald Trump's shit stinks from eating all those $100 bills.
I bet Bugs Bunny's shit stinks from eating all those carrots.
\
>>>>> I bet Michael Jackson's poots loom from eating all that Pepsi.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Michael Jordan's shit stinks from eating all those Ball Park
>>>> franks.
>>>
>>> I bet the dog in the Taco Bell commercial's shit stinks from eating
>>> all that E. coli.
>>
>> I bet Donald Trump's shit stinks from eating all those $100 bills.
>
> I bet Bugs Bunny's shit stinks from eating all those carrots.
I bet Michael Kornhole's shit stinks from eating all those astrices.
I bet poots loom from being poots. After all, they are poots, and loom is
what poots do best.
> On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 22:03:52 -0600, "towelie"
> <bugoN...@hotmail.com> said:
>
>> Jagshemash, Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts?
>>
>> \
>>>>>>> I bet Michael Jackson's poots loom from eating all that Pepsi.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I bet Michael Jordan's shit stinks from eating all those Ball
>>>>>> Park franks.
>>>>>
>>>>> I bet the dog in the Taco Bell commercial's shit stinks from
>>>>> eating all that E. coli.
>>>>
>>>> I bet Donald Trump's shit stinks from eating all those $100 bills.
>>>
>>> I bet Bugs Bunny's shit stinks from eating all those carrots.
>>
>> I bet Michael Kornhole's shit stinks from eating all those astrices.
>
> I bet poots loom from being poots. After all, they are poots, and
> loom is what poots do best.
I bet John McEnroe's shit stinks from throwing all those temper tantrums.
I bet Oscar Mayer's shit stinks from eating all that bologna.