[OT] Interesting phone call

[Enigma]

Yesterday morning I received a phone call from a woman who was looking for
Donnie. Naturally I replied, "You've got a wrong number." The next two
sentences from her proved interesting. She said, "I was supposed to play
with his dick." I muffled a reply and she continued, "Don't you want me to
play with your cock?" Then I promptly hung up he phone.

Some of you might say "WTF?!? why didn't you continue?" Well, I had just
woken up and had a feeling she was pretty well used. Have a nice day and bow
down to the Holy Empire of Enigmia!

--
"No Tresspassing!. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot
again." -GTA:VC

[Tyralak]

"Enigma" <xtre...@qqqq.qqqq> wrote in
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Good job. When I worked at a telephone order center for Speigel Catalog,
there would be several women who would repeatedly make those kind of calls
to our center. After a while, I just started saying: "I'm sorry. I'd like
to but I have a no roadwhore policy."

--
Tyralak,
Supreme Commander Of The Imperial Romulan Warbird, Psionax
Official ASVS Token Trekkie
Your powers are useless! I'm wearing tin-foil underwear!

[C.S.Strowbridge]

Enigma wrote:

> Yesterday morning I received a phone call from a woman who was looking for
> Donnie. Naturally I replied, "You've got a wrong number." The next two
> sentences from her proved interesting. She said, "I was supposed to play
> with his dick." I muffled a reply and she continued, "Don't you want me to
> play with your cock?" Then I promptly hung up he phone.
>
> Some of you might say "WTF?!? why didn't you continue?" Well, I had just
> woken up and had a feeling she was pretty well used. Have a nice day and bow
> down to the Holy Empire of Enigmia!

You did the right thing. That clearly fails under the category of,
'Don't bof freaky chicks.'

C.S.Strowbridge

[Chuck]

"Enigma" <xtre...@qqqq.qqqq> wrote in message
news:TjN2a.345543$pDv....@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...

> Yesterday morning I received a phone call from a woman who was looking for
> Donnie. Naturally I replied, "You've got a wrong number." The next two
> sentences from her proved interesting. She said, "I was supposed to play
> with his dick." I muffled a reply and she continued, "Don't you want me to
> play with your cock?" Then I promptly hung up he phone.
>
> Some of you might say "WTF?!? why didn't you continue?" Well, I had just
> woken up and had a feeling she was pretty well used. Have a nice day and
bow
> down to the Holy Empire of Enigmia!
>

That's when you yell "Shelly?! I told you to stop calling me! I don't know
where the pictures are and I wouldn't tell you if I did, and if you call me
again I'm gonna come over there and shoot your other kneecap!"

Or alternately, if you have caller ID and a quick phonebook you can say
"Hmm, okay 412 Spring Lane. I'll be right over." Hang up before she says
anything. If you have access to someone else's credit card, send flowers
over with a note saying "Can't make it now, but I'll see you tonight. I'll
be bringing some friends to join in, and they're very interested in meeting
you."

Chuck