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Did fat loser Shatner ever get charged for drowning his wife? (she used his toupee for a lifesaver)

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Commodo...@themaw.com

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May 2, 2004, 3:51:26 AM5/2/04
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glub glub single.

Trunk Monkey

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May 2, 2004, 10:29:13 PM5/2/04
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Just like you huh?

<Commodo...@themaw.com> wrote in message
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> glub glub single.


Page...@myhouse.org

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May 3, 2004, 2:47:02 AM5/3/04
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Shatner shaves his pubes for toupees, which explains your desire to
give them a tongue bath.

On Mon, 03 May 2004 02:29:13 GMT, "Trunk Monkey" <mon...@trunk.net>
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Page...@myhouse.org

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May 3, 2004, 2:48:38 AM5/3/04
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Watch the Trek Trash mimic the look like good little morons.

shatner...@porkhouse.com

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May 3, 2004, 2:50:23 AM5/3/04
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Hey, Trek Trash, quit making out with your siblings.

David B.

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May 3, 2004, 3:08:08 AM5/3/04
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Commodo...@themaw.com wrote:
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> glub glub single.

Grow up.

Steve Christianson

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May 3, 2004, 7:13:46 AM5/3/04
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Commodo...@themaw.com wrote:
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> glub glub single.


"She's dead, Jim."

Personally I think Shatner should be charged with (1) Criminal Fashion
Negligence in having a bad toupee, good lord man grow old gracefully,
and (2) Raping Iron Chef with those horrible Iron Chef Las Vegas eps he
hosted.

shatner...@porkhouse.com

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May 5, 2004, 8:39:33 AM5/5/04
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Shatner wears those fucking tribbles on his head.

Al Smith

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May 5, 2004, 1:05:52 PM5/5/04
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>>Personally I think Shatner should be charged with (1) Criminal Fashion
>>>Negligence in having a bad toupee, good lord man grow old gracefully,
>>>and (2) Raping Iron Chef with those horrible Iron Chef Las Vegas eps he
>>>hosted.
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> Shatner wears those fucking tribbles on his head.

It's a symbiotic relationship. The tribbles give Shatner the
illusion of having hair, and he feeds them with his living,
pulsating brain, what's left of it.

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