through the door. "Oh! Won't you stay and have some water biscuits?" "Mother, please! This is important business. It concerns the future." Seska: "

promised that guy who sold me those photon torpedoes." Tuvok: "When you are ready, I am prepared to review the crew combat performance evaluations with you." Chatokay

. . Door Repair Guy." "Oh! Quick! Mad About You! The teaser's the best part!" A New York street scene. Paul and Jamie come out of a shop. Paul puts his thumbs in his

with a door monitoring station on the main bridge." He leans down and adds pointedly, "As soon as we get two days at a starbase I'm going to transfer this station down to

Hail, Door Repair Man, master of interstellar felony and architect of chaos!" DRG: "That's Door Repair Guy." Bateson (squirming with delight): "Do you

, for Door Repair Guy." "Oh no, you don't. I've fallen for that one before. You're a shapeshifter, aren't you?" "I most certainly am not."

Trek: Door Repair Guy: "Riker did this! Oh, where will it end?" And now this week's exciting episode: Shot of Borg Cube/Saucer Section confederation leaving Mopsan

pole. Door Repair Guy's quarters. We see Cmdr. Riker, in orange overalls, asleep in a Lazy Boy with a pair of headphones hanging around his neck. On the turntable beside him the Doobie

of the Door Repair Guy. His mission: to install and maintain proximity-activated entranceways, to stake out new rooms and new service conduits -- to boldly go where no one with a pass

Trek: Door Repair Guy: "Blast that repairman! He's eleven minutes late!" "Now I'll never have kids." "Lead, follow, or get the heck out of the

I'm getting psyched up to repost the complete DRG series to asc Like I did back in the spring I'll post it episode by episode at a rate of

after that Door Repair Guy: The Motion Picture. Be patient. Episode 055 is half written, and 056 would be the end of Season Four (for no really good reason, DRG runs in seasons of 14 episodes

toward the door. The transporter activates behind them. Dennis Madelone returns to the console, perplexed. Tuvok joins him. Tuvok: "This transporter system would appear to

Cut to Door Repair Guy in the torpedo launch control room. He is leaning up against an open torpedo casing and writing a letter with pencil and paper using a computer pad as a flat hard surface

with a door monitoring station on the main bridge." He leans down and adds pointedly, "As soon as we get two days at a starbase I'm going to transfer this station down to

through the door and Admiral Nechayev wearing her Temperance League ribbon steps forward to point him out and speak his crime. He calmly moves the cigar in an arc of cigar smoke to the

Hail, Door Repair Man, master of interstellar felony and architect of chaos!" DRG: "That's Door Repair Guy." Bateson (squirming with delight): "Do you