NEW Monday on ATN 1/1 (Parody)
Stephen Ratliff
Title: Monday on ATN
Author: Stephen Ratliff (srat...@runet.edu)
Series: I don't know
Parts: 1 of 7 (but each separate)
Rating: [G]
Codes: parody
Press Release:
Monday Line-up on
New
All Trek Network
The recent decision of the chairman of the parent company of Paramount,
Viacom, to change the current Star Trek production has resulting in the
creation of the new All Trek Network. It is with great pleasure that I
announce the line up on Monday Night on this trip to where Star Trek has
never gone before.
First up in THE MARRISSA STORIES. From the mind of the insufficantly
reluctant CS Major, Stephen Ratliff, comes this tale of a young girl and
her dream of some day commanding the Enterprise. You thought Kirk was
like Hornblower, wait until you meet Marrissa.
Next up is MERCUTIO'S Q UNIVERSE. The noted alt.fan.q archivist offers
two works in one. The first forty minutes will be the works of noted Q
Writers such as ALARA ROGERS, JEANITA DANZIK, and RUTH GIFFORD. The
last part will be a comic short featuring the wit of KARMIN ST JEAN,
MERCUTIO, and ALARA ROGERS. From mid season on, we'll get segments of
MERCUTIO's LETTERS FROM A Q WRITER IN EXILE.
And closing our night is MODERN TREKSMUT THEATER, featuring oneshot
works from some of the best TREK SMUT writers on the net.
So tune in every Monday for M is for Monday Night on ATN.
Nehpets Ffiltar, programming director.
Disclaimers:
All Trek Network (ATM) does not exist. It was created as part of a
defusing arguement idea.
Alara Rogers, Jeanita Danzik, Ruth Gifford, Karmin St Jean, and Mercutio
are all property of themselves, although Atara Stein may claim Ruth :)
Letters from a Q Writer in Exile is by Mercutio.
The desciption of Marrissa as like Forrester's Captain Horatio
Hornblower is from Mike White, BA MA, English RU.
--
Stephen Ratliff CS Major, Radford University.
srat...@runet.edu Radford, Virginia 24142-7496
rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc's polite target. Marrissa Stories Author
http://www.cs.runet.edu/~sratliff/
http://www.cs.runet.edu/~sratliff/FAQs/ FAQ Maintainer for ASC.
"One Warp Core Breach, coming right up."
-Quark, DS9's "His Way"
Gabrielle Lawson
Stephen Ratliff wrote:
Don't I at least get a mini-series or two? That last one could be Trek's
answer to
Herman Wouk's War and Remembrance. That one took up 30 hours. Just thinkof
all the time slots that would fill!
--
--Gabrielle
author of the very large Star Trek DS9 stories, "If It's Not One Thing....,"
and "Oswiecim"
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Katie Redshoes
Lawson <gla...@gwu.edu> wrote:
[snip]
>> Monday Line-up on
>> New
>> All Trek Network
>
>Don't I at least get a mini-series or two? That last one could be Trek's
>answer to
>Herman Wouk's War and Remembrance. That one took up 30 hours. Just thinkof
>all the time slots that would fill!
Hey, stay tuned, Gabrielle. I note that he said this was just the
*Monday* lineup...he's got six more days to fill! (and said this was
one of seven)
--
Constable Katie Collecter/Formatter, ASC Archive team
ASC archive: http://archive.nu or http://www.jovian.net/~ascindex
Submissions: submissions# webamused.com
Corrections: r.lerret# usa.net
Remove "NOJUNK" or replace # to reply
srat...@runet.edu
Gabrielle Lawson <gla...@gwu.edu> wrote:
>
>
> Stephen Ratliff wrote:
>
> > Title: Monday on ATN
> > Author: Stephen Ratliff (srat...@runet.edu)
> > Series: I don't know
> > Parts: 1 of 7 (but each separate)
> > Rating: [G]
> > Codes: parody
> >
> > Press Release:
> >
> > New
> > All Trek Network
> >
> > Viacom, to change the current Star Trek production has resulting in the
> > creation of the new All Trek Network. It is with great pleasure that I
> > announce the line up on Monday Night on this trip to where Star Trek has
> > never gone before.
> >
>
> answer to
> Herman Wouk's War and Remembrance. That one took up 30 hours. Just thinkof
> all the time slots that would fill!
Hey, I'm just finished with one day (which I was looking for series starting
with M and fit in the line up) As for your work ... Well I do need something
for that two hour slot on Tuesday after Alliance... How does Gabrielle's If
It's Not One Thing to fill up the first 15 weeks (and of course, if it does
well in the ratings, we pick up Oswiecim)
Stephen, who thinks this could be fun. Look for Tuesday's schedule next week,
after I finish reading Gabrielle's work.
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Gabrielle Lawson
Katie Redshoes wrote:
> Hey, stay tuned, Gabrielle. I note that he said this was just the
> *Monday* lineup...he's got six more days to fill! (and said this was
> one of seven)
Oh, goodie! Six more days of programming. This could become my favoritechannel.
--
--Gabrielle
I'd much rather be writing!
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Gabrielle Lawson
srat...@runet.edu wrote:
> Hey, I'm just finished with one day (which I was looking for series starting
> with M and fit in the line up) As for your work ... Well I do need something
> for that two hour slot on Tuesday after Alliance... How does Gabrielle's If
> It's Not One Thing to fill up the first 15 weeks (and of course, if it does
> well in the ratings, we pick up Oswiecim)
Sounds good. I always wanted to see my Gidari in color. How cool wouldthat be
when they uncloak!
> Stephen, who thinks this could be fun. Look for Tuesday's schedule next week,
> after I finish reading Gabrielle's work.
:-)