DRA "I Need My Peeps" (TOS,K/S,Challenge, PG,1/1,TupperTrek)
Kaki
DRA "I Need My Peeps" (TOS,K/S,Challenge, PG,1/1,TupperTrek)
Date:
Wed, 31 Mar 1999 23:12:51 -0600
From:
Kaki <ka...@ipass.net>
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This story takes place in the TupperTrek Universe started by
"A Printfan's Nightmare" and not yet including "Insecurity,"
"Dreaded Malady" and "The 'Tupperware' Party."
Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. I am borrowing them, sort
of (I'm not sure they'd claim these guys). There is no possibility of
making money on this, just hopefully making a few folks laugh.
Dedicated to jonk who asked for stories with peeps (or something
like that).
This is whimsy, not beta or even particularly proof read, so I
apologize for errors. Tell me; I can try to fix them.
Summary: Kirk needs his peeps. How will Spock keep him happy?
I Need My Peeps (TOS, Challenge, PG, 1/1, TupperTrek)
by Kaki (ka...@ipass.net)
"But, Spock, I need my peeps," whined an unhappy voice
from the bedroom.
"Jim, please, we do not have any chickens or even similar
animal products in the house."
Kirk waddled out through the bedroom door and slowly
lowered himself onto the couch. "Not chickens. If you'd listened
you'd know what I need. Why don't you listen to me anymore?"
"You were talking with your mouthful, again. I must have
misunderstood you. Please repeat the pertinent details," came the
almost placid, resonant tone. The strain of attempting to placate
Kirk showed, however, in the tightness of the Vulcan's shoulders.
"What I need are peeps, not chickens. They're
marshmallowy things, with sugar coating."
"I do not believe marshmallows are on your diet, Jim."
"But, I need them." Kirk looked up sadly at Spock. "You
just don't understand these cravings. When I read that message
about ancient uses for peeps and I remembered all the times my
Mom tried to get us to try them, I knew I had to have one. Can't
you get me just one? Just this time?"
"I have already procured popcorn, pizza, chocolate ice
cream, and spinach with Roquefort dressing for you this week. I do
not believe you should feel uncared for."
"I'm sorry, love. I don't mean to be a burden. I know you
care for me," Kirk whimpered. "I'll try to be better to you."
"Thank you, Jim. Would you care for some herbal tea?"
"I don't want tea," he cried, then attempted to rise. "Help
me up!"
Spock reached over, took Kirk's hand, and tugged. He
helped his lover to his feet and attempted to pull him to him, but the
Human resisted.
"Don't touch me." Kirk ran, well waddled, to the bedroom
and lay down.
Some minutes later Spock heard the unmistakable sounds of
crying coming from the bedroom and hurried in to attempt to
placate Kirk. He sat down beside him on the bed, stroked his hair.
"What may I do to help you?"
"I just feel so sad that I make you so unhappy."
"I am not unhappy. In fact, I could be said to be quite
happy, were I not Vulcan."
"Oh, Spock. Can you forgive me for asking for so much? I
know I wear you out."
"It will only be another 6 weeks, Jim. And our daughter is
worth it. You know I love you both."
"Are you sure? You aren't just trying to make me feel
better?"
"I am sure." Spock lay down beside Kirk, pulled him close
and wrapped his arms around him.
Kirk's expression lightened, and he turned his face toward
Spock, "Want to prove it?"
Spock looked surprised, then bent toward Kirk. He kissed
him slowly and thoroughly, ran one hand over the protruding belly
and below. "Yes, Jim. I would like to prove it."
Kirk snuggled closer to the warm body, then slid one hand
inside the Vulcan's loose fitting robe. He caressed the warm skin
inside and won a low moan.
And as the Vulcan shifted to kiss the soft skin of one
shoulder, Kirk finally spoke his desire, "But what I needed was a
Peep!"
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Jungle Kitty
Re: [ASCEML] DRA "I Need My Peeps" (TOS,K/S,Challenge,
PG,1/1,TupperTrek)
Date:
Thu, 01 Apr 1999 18:22:32 +0000
From:
Jungle Kitty <jki...@accesscom.com>
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To:
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Kaki wrote:
> This story takes place in the TupperTrek Universe started by
> "A Printfan's Nightmare" and not yet including "Insecurity,"
> "Dreaded Malady" and "The 'Tupperware' Party."
Kaki--
You are waaaaaay too good at this TupperTrek stuff. You're scaring me.
--
Jungle Kitty
http://www.accesscom.com/~jkitty
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Oh, I'm a Kirkologist, and I'm OK,
It's Kirk all night, and it's Kirk all day.
He wears gold shirts, he's got tight pants,
And women by the score.
He thrills his many shipmates
With EVEs galore.
Oh, I'm a Kirkologist, and I'm OK...
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Wildcat
Re: DRA "I Need My Peeps" (TOS,K/S,Challenge,
PG,1/1,TupperTrek)
Date:
Fri, 02 Apr 1999 10:56:32 -0800
From:
Wildcat <wildc...@yahoo.com>
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Oh, my dear. You write Our Dear Boys so well. I feel for poor Jim--I
remember how simply awful it was to have those pesky cravings, and at
all sorts of inconvenient hours. Why, when I was expecting my little
one, I just know I drove my poor husband nuts. Spock loves Jim so,
however, that I'm *sure* he'll scamper off to get his t'hy'la whatever
his little heart desires.
I simply cannot *wait* until the blessed event. Jim and Spock will make
such beautiful parents for that darling little girl. I wonder who
she'll look like?
Tiffany Ashley-Violet Wildvulcanlovecat
Raku2u
Re: DRA "I Need My Peeps" (TOS,K/S,Challenge,
PG,1/1,TupperTrek)
Date:
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Mwahahahahahaha.
Thanks, Kaki, for an unforgettable vignette.
I gotta add that AOL shortened the header so that it read " . . . PG, 1/1, Tup"
and I had my fingers crossed that it was K/S, Tu/P story.
Ah well, a being can't have everything at once.
raku, still grinning
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