Avoiding the Tuppertrek universe - a simple rule.

[Rae Trail]

Date:
Sat, 24 Apr 1999 19:04:32 -0700 (PDT)
From:
Rae Trail <rae_...@yahoo.com>
Subject:
Re: Avoiding the Tuppertrek universe - a simple rule.
To:
Robin Lawrie <rob...@s054.aone.net.au>
Cc:
as...@earthlink.net

I wrote;
>
> >Robin, you are sooooo.... something. Something
> >totally tupper. You're tupper. You're a happy
> >girl,aren't you? You've made me very, very ill,
> but I
> >love it.
> >

Robin replied.

If'n I weren't so gosh
> darned busy these days, what with the vacuuming and
> the ironing and the
> sweeping and the dusting and the. . .EEEKK!!!!
>
> <sounds of struggle, breaking glass, diverse
> alarums>
>
> FUCK! Where'd the *hell* that bitch come from?
> Wildcat's not wrong about this
> bloody TupperTrek Universe. It sucks you right in,
> and not in a good way. It's
> hard to escape from the clutches of "Robina
> "Bubbles" Lawrience" once you get
> the hang of it. Damn, but I gotta finish that hurty
> Spock story.
>
> Robin
> (Must drink beer. Must lift weights)

Robin: Here's how to avoid the Tupper tizzy, should
the fit ever strike again. Just remember, everyone!

Rule One: Too Much HouseWork Makes You Ugly.

Bacchus and I live by this simple precept, and have
never once been tempted into a Tupperware moment, and
are the most gorgeous people we know.

Rule Two: Just Say No to Polyester

This rule includes all plastics except computer
casings and baggies. I love baggies.

The other rules, in no particular order:

-Never eat anything bigger than your head.
-Never drink anything blue.
-Never lick the television screen for dust.
-Never test the iron with your penis (this is easily
avoided by following rule #1 and never buying an iron
to begin with

by following this simple lifestyle plan you can easily
miss the whole tupper experience. Also, don't forget
that you should never own more clothes than you can
easily hang in one small closet, never buy a new car,
and never believe that the price displayed is what you
gotta pay.

Cheers!

Rae
>

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