Famous Football Fans
Arthur Thacker
Aston Villa: Nigel Kennedy, Nigel Dempster, Nigel Pivaro (Terry Duckworth
off 'Coronation Street'), Nigel Lawson, Nigel Mansell, Nigella Lawson, Nigel
Starmer-Smith, Nigel Winterburn, Nigel Clough, Nigel Jemson,
Barnsley: Michael Parkinson
Newcastle United: Jimmy Nail, Robson Green, Dennis Healey and his brother,
the little fat bloke out of 'Auf Wiedersehen Pet', him who's married to her
off 'Coronation Street', her what does the furniture adverts on telly, Tony
Blair my arse, Ant & Dec
Liverpool: Ken Dodd, George Harrison (though he doesn't count because he's
dead), John Lennon (neither does he for the same reason), Paul McCartney (he
doesn't count because somebody should shoot him seven times or he should get
cancer like his vegetarian dead wife), Stan Boardman, Zoe Ball's
ex-boyfriend, Louise Redknapp (now Spurs), Tony Booth
Sheffield Wednesday: that fat fucker Roy Hattersley
Crystal Palace: David "Kid" Jensen,
Everton: Nobody at all. Apart from Steve McManaman, Robbie Fowler, Michael
Owen, Ian Rush, Steven Gerrard, Jamie Carragher
Leeds: Craig David,
Leicester City: Gary Lineker and his mum, Emile Heskey's mum and dad
Sheffield United: Sean Bean
Manchester United: Zoe Ball, Lots of Zoe Ball's boyfriends, Eamonn fucking
Holmes, Victor Meldrew, Angus fucking Deayton, that bastard Alan Hansen
after all he done for us,
Tottenham Hotspur: Louise Redknapp, Richard Littlejohn
West Ham United: Alf Garnett,
West Bromwich Albion: Frank Skinner
Chelsea: That four-eyed Paki-faced Christ-killer who's on telly with Frank
Skinner, Bill Oddie
Luton Town: Eric Morecambe
Manchester City: Liam Gallagher, not Patsy Kensit, Noel Gallagher, Rory
Gallagher, Eddie Large, Stuart Hall
Southampton: Craig David
Nottingham Forest: Robin Hood, Friar Tuck, Little John, Maid Marian. Brian
Clough
Sunderland: Steve Cram, Barry Venison
Birmingham City: Jasper Carrot
Cardiff City: Tom Jones, The Stereophonics, Manic Street Preachers,
Catatonia, Shirley Bassey, Max Boyce, Anthony Hopkins, Richard Burton,
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michael Douglas, Kirk Douglas, Burt Lancaster
Charlton Athletic: Charlton Heston, Bobby Charlton, Jack Charlton, Chorlton
and the Wheelies, Squeeze
West Germany: Hitler
Austria: Hitler
Poland: Hitler
Czechoslovakia: Hitler
Sudetenland United: Hitler
Wolves: That fat twat off 'Auf Widersehen Pet'...well, the character he
played anyway,
Derby County: Tim Brook-Taylor
Hull City: John Prescott
Watford: Elton John, Elton John's bum-chum David,
Bradford City: Simon Weston, Niki Lauda, Tony Booth and some drunken
Irishmen
Bolton Wanderers:
Stoke City: Nick Hancock,
Port Vale: Phil "The Power" Taylor, Robbie Williams, Stanley Matthews
Swansea City: Tom Jones, The Stereophonics, Manic Street Preachers,
Catatonia, Shirley Bassey, Max Boyce, Anthony Hopkins, Richard Burton,
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michael Douglas, Kirk Douglas, Burt Lancaster
QPR: Steptoe & Son
Wimbledon: Uncle Bulgaria, Orinoco, Tomsk, Madame Cholet, that little cunt
that was always stuffing its face instead of working, the greedy little
bastard
York City: Michael York, Susannah York, Dwight Yorke, The Grand Old Duke Of
York and 9,000 of his men
Fulham: Jimmy Hill
Coventry City: Jimmy Hill
Tranmere Rovers: Ray Stubbs
Millwall: Attila The Hun, Napoleon, Hitler, The Kray Twins, Fred West, Peter
Sutcliffe, Slobodan Milosevic, Saddam Hussein
Middlesbrough: Bob Mortimer
Darlington: Vic Reeves
Portsmouth: Mike Oldfield
Reading: Uri Geller, Doris Stokes, Ali Bongo, David Copperfield, Ghosts,
Aliens, Mediums, Freaks, Michael Jackson, Arthur C Clarke
Norwich City: Delia Smith
Oldham Athletic: Cannon & Ball, Laurel & Hardy, Freeman Hardy & Willis,
Bradford & Bingley, Abbott & Costello, Hope & Keen & Their Crazy Bus, Romeo
& Juliet
Preston North End: Mark Lawrenson, Gerald Sinstadt, Michael Barrymore,
George Michael, Loads of other bummers
Rach
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Alan Hansen??? I find that very difficult to belive!
Peter Chapman
For Bolton you could have had "Sheephead" from Soccer AM
Uri Geller is an Exeter fan these days, not Reading
For Leeds you could of had Nasser Hussain, Monty, Richard Whitley, Chris
Finch from "the Office" The list goes on.....
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Sumisdad
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> Craig David is a Southampton fan.
> For Bolton you could have had "Sheephead" from Soccer AM
> Uri Geller is an Exeter fan these days, not Reading
> For Leeds you could of had Nasser Hussain, Monty, Richard Whitley, Chris
> Finch from "the Office" The list goes on.....
>
The list of their creditors that is.
;0)
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Sumisdad
18-4 "18 cabbages in 4 minutes" (Moog 2003)
Janice King
Redman
Whoosh
Redman
Redman
"Peter Chapman" <chapman.r...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> For Bolton you could have had "Sheephead" from Soccer AM
> Uri Geller is an Exeter fan these days, not Reading
> For Leeds you could of had Nasser Hussain, Monty, Richard Whitley, Chris
> Finch from "the Office" The list goes on.....
Whoosh
Redman
Janice King
"Sumisdad" <sumi...@home.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Peter Chapman" <chapman.r...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
> news:badm35$734$1...@titan.btinternet.com...
> > Craig David is a Southampton fan.
> > For Bolton you could have had "Sheephead" from Soccer AM
> > Uri Geller is an Exeter fan these days, not Reading
> > For Leeds you could of had Nasser Hussain, Monty, Richard Whitley, Chris
> > Finch from "the Office" The list goes on.....
> >
>
> The list of their creditors that is.
> ;0)
I believe Uri Gellar has withdrawn his support from Exeter! correct me
if I'm wrong.
Moog
Tue, 20 May 2003 17:39:00 GMT:
> "Janice King" <janic...@ntlworld.com> wrote in
> news:Gvtya.2857$9A3....@newsfep1-gui.server.ntli.net:
>
>>
>> I believe Uri Gellar has withdrawn his support from
>> Exeter! correct me
>> if I'm wrong.
>
>
> I think someone had to bend his arm to get his initial
> support.
Get out...
;-)
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Moog
WTH
WTH;)
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Moog
uk.sport.football.clubs.liverpool on Tue, 20 May 2003 16:45:26
GMT:
> Craig David is a Southampton fan.
He is also a bit of a cunt.
--
Moog
[Blue Dave]
LOL!
Nicely put... ;)
--
Once a blue, always a blue...
Victoria Barrett
>if I'm wrong.
They then counter-sued him for having bent all the spoons in the
Exeter caf.
Moog
on Tue, 20 May 2003 19:14:20 GMT:
I suppose it's better than spooning all the benders!
Or am I wrong?
--
Moog
Sumisdad
I wonder how many people who don't go on the Everton NG will understand that
one?
;0)
Moog
20 May 2003 19:44:22 GMT:
Well *everyone* should go int the Everton NG at least once.
And if they haven't...Then f*ck 'em
<not in the biblical sense mind>
;-)
--
Moog
Sumisdad
Or in the spoons sense?
Allen Parkes
OK, I'll indulge the x-post fans out there with a heartily-earned
LOL!!11! for Moog.
Al
--
"The WWE's loss is most definitely UKSF's gain"
Moog
Nowt wrong with that every now and again.
--
Moog
Moog
Tue, 20 May 2003 19:54:23 GMT:
> Moog <moogint...@btopenworld.com> once famously said:
>
>>"Peter Chapman" prodded a turd in
>>uk.sport.football.clubs.liverpool on Tue, 20 May 2003
>>16:45:26 GMT:
>>
>>> Craig David is a Southampton fan.
>>
>>He is also a bit of a cunt.
>
> OK, I'll indulge the x-post fans out there with a
> heartily-earned LOL!!11! for Moog.
Thank you Allen,
You are officially my favourite new a.s.s.e poster you'll be
pleased to hear.
--
Moog
Allen Parkes
>"Allen Parkes" prodded a turd in alt.sports.soccer.everton on
>Tue, 20 May 2003 19:54:23 GMT:
>
>> Moog <moogint...@btopenworld.com> once famously said:
>>
>>>"Peter Chapman" prodded a turd in
>>>uk.sport.football.clubs.liverpool on Tue, 20 May 2003
>>>16:45:26 GMT:
>>>
>>>> Craig David is a Southampton fan.
>>>
>>>He is also a bit of a cunt.
>>
>> OK, I'll indulge the x-post fans out there with a
>> heartily-earned LOL!!11! for Moog.
>
>Thank you Allen,
>
>You are officially my favourite new a.s.s.e poster you'll be
>pleased to hear.
Marvellous. However, I won't be sticking around.
Moog
> Marvellous. However, I won't be sticking around.
Groovy Baby, I shall pop into uksuf every now and again to keep
tabs on your progress.
--
Moog
Janice King
> "Sumisdad" prodded a turd in alt.sports.soccer.everton on Tue,
> 20 May 2003 19:44:22 GMT:
>
> >
> > "Moog" <moogint...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns9381CFBAB4316...@130.133.1.4...
> >> "Victoria Barrett" prodded a turd in
> >> alt.sports.soccer.everton on Tue, 20 May 2003 19:14:20 GMT:
> >>
> >> > On Tue, 20 May 2003 18:22:43 +0100, "Janice King"
> >> >> I believe Uri Gellar has withdrawn his support from
> >> >> Exeter! correct me
> >> >>if I'm wrong.
> >> >
> >> > They then counter-sued him for having bent all the spoons
> >> > in the Exeter caf.
> >>
> >> I suppose it's better than spooning all the benders!
> >>
> >> Or am I wrong?
Wacko!;-)
Victoria Barrett
wrote:
Well it's my favourite bedtime posish, so I am up for it.
>Or am I wrong?
You are never wrong. Just momentarily mistaken.
Moog
Tue, 20 May 2003 20:58:05 GMT:
>
> "Moog" <moogint...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9381D3BC1F001...@130.133.1.4...
>> "Sumisdad" prodded a turd in alt.sports.soccer.everton on
>> Tue, 20 May 2003 19:44:22 GMT:
>>
>> >
>> > "Moog" <moogint...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
>> > news:Xns9381CFBAB4316...@130.133.1.4...
>> >> "Victoria Barrett" prodded a turd in
>> >> alt.sports.soccer.everton on Tue, 20 May 2003 19:14:20
>> >> GMT:
>> >>
>> >> > On Tue, 20 May 2003 18:22:43 +0100, "Janice King"
>> >> >> I believe Uri Gellar has withdrawn his support from
>> >> >> Exeter! correct me
>> >> >>if I'm wrong.
>> >> >
>> >> > They then counter-sued him for having bent all the
>> >> > spoons in the Exeter caf.
>> >>
>> >> I suppose it's better than spooning all the benders!
>> >>
>> >> Or am I wrong?
>
> Wacko!;-)
Yes...you called!
;-)
--
Moog
Moog
> On 20 May 2003 19:25:16 GMT, Moog
> <moogint...@btopenworld.com> wrote:
>>"Victoria Barrett" prodded a turd in
>>alt.sports.soccer.everton on Tue, 20 May 2003 19:14:20 GMT:
>>> On Tue, 20 May 2003 18:22:43 +0100, "Janice King"
>>>> I believe Uri Gellar has withdrawn his support from
>>>> Exeter! correct me
>>>>if I'm wrong.
>>>
>>> They then counter-sued him for having bent all the spoons
>>> in the Exeter caf.
>>
>>I suppose it's better than spooning all the benders!
>
> Well it's my favourite bedtime posish, so I am up for it.
I thought you had a bit more sack adventurousness about you
Victor. :-P
>>Or am I wrong?
>
> You are never wrong. Just momentarily mistaken.
At the moment I've been Misshaken.
--
Moog
Tony McChrystal
allen....@nospam.blueyonder.co.uk expulges...
> >
> >Thank you Allen,
> >
> >You are officially my favourite new a.s.s.e poster you'll be
> >pleased to hear.
>
> Marvellous. However, I won't be sticking around.
>
> Al
>
Are you sure, Alfalfa? You'd make a good asse poster if you put your mind
to it...
--
I'm already bored with this signature.
Tony
Moog
on Tue, 20 May 2003 23:30:19 GMT:
> In article <704lcv0evvit8krc4...@4ax.com>,
> allen....@nospam.blueyonder.co.uk expulges...
>> >
>> >Thank you Allen,
>> >
>> >You are officially my favourite new a.s.s.e poster you'll
>> >be pleased to hear.
>>
>> Marvellous. However, I won't be sticking around.
>>
>> Al
>>
>
> Are you sure, Alfalfa? You'd make a good asse poster if you
> put your mind to it...
Do *they* come free with 'Smash Hits' still?
It only takes a little plugging here and there with a vague
smattering of talent to get there.
Good luck...and keep your peckers up.
--
Moog
Jacko
Steve
>
> He is also a bit of a cunt.
>
> --
> Moog
Have you seen the Craig David "Gash or Tash" site? A google search will reveal all!
Moog
May 2003 01:44:20 GMT:
> whats up with top posting?
It's fine mate. Just try and top post in the right thread.
--
Moog
Moog
May 2003 10:14:34 GMT:
12/16
Scary! I no longer trust myself with the opposite sex.
--
Moog
Dave
On Tue, 20 May 2003 15:03:53 +0000 (UTC), "Arthur Thacker"
<fla...@flange.com> wrote:
>Arsenal: Nick Hornby, that bint off Sky News from Wigan with the red hair
>
>Aston Villa: Nigel Kennedy, Nigel Dempster, Nigel Pivaro (Terry Duckworth
>off 'Coronation Street'), Nigel Lawson, Nigel Mansell, Nigella Lawson, Nigel
>Starmer-Smith, Nigel Winterburn, Nigel Clough, Nigel Jemson,
>
>Barnsley: Michael Parkinson
>
>Newcastle United: Jimmy Nail, Robson Green, Dennis Healey and his brother,
>the little fat bloke out of 'Auf Wiedersehen Pet', him who's married to her
>off 'Coronation Street', her what does the furniture adverts on telly, Tony
>Blair my arse, Ant & Dec
>
>Liverpool: Ken Dodd, George Harrison (though he doesn't count because he's
>dead), John Lennon (neither does he for the same reason), Paul McCartney (he
>doesn't count because somebody should shoot him seven times or he should get
>cancer like his vegetarian dead wife), Stan Boardman, Zoe Ball's
>ex-boyfriend, Louise Redknapp (now Spurs), Tony Booth
>
>Sheffield Wednesday: that fat fucker Roy Hattersley
>
>Crystal Palace: David "Kid" Jensen,
>
>Everton: Nobody at all. Apart from Steve McManaman, Robbie Fowler, Michael
>Owen, Ian Rush, Steven Gerrard, Jamie Carragher
>
>Leeds: Craig David,
>
>Leicester City: Gary Lineker and his mum, Emile Heskey's mum and dad
>
>Sheffield United: Sean Bean
>
>Manchester United: Zoe Ball, Lots of Zoe Ball's boyfriends, Eamonn fucking
>Holmes, Victor Meldrew, Angus fucking Deayton, that bastard Alan Hansen
>after all he done for us,
>
>Tottenham Hotspur: Louise Redknapp, Richard Littlejohn
>
>West Ham United: Alf Garnett,
>
>West Bromwich Albion: Frank Skinner
>
>Chelsea: That four-eyed Paki-faced Christ-killer who's on telly with Frank
>Skinner, Bill Oddie
>
>Luton Town: Eric Morecambe
>
>Manchester City: Liam Gallagher, not Patsy Kensit, Noel Gallagher, Rory
>Gallagher, Eddie Large, Stuart Hall
>
>Southampton: Craig David
>
>Nottingham Forest: Robin Hood, Friar Tuck, Little John, Maid Marian. Brian
>Clough
>
>Sunderland: Steve Cram, Barry Venison
>
>Birmingham City: Jasper Carrot
>
>Cardiff City: Tom Jones, The Stereophonics, Manic Street Preachers,
>Catatonia, Shirley Bassey, Max Boyce, Anthony Hopkins, Richard Burton,
>Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michael Douglas, Kirk Douglas, Burt Lancaster
>
>Charlton Athletic: Charlton Heston, Bobby Charlton, Jack Charlton, Chorlton
>and the Wheelies, Squeeze
>
>West Germany: Hitler
>
>Austria: Hitler
>
>Poland: Hitler
>
>Czechoslovakia: Hitler
>
>Sudetenland United: Hitler
>
>Wolves: That fat twat off 'Auf Widersehen Pet'...well, the character he
>played anyway,
>
>Derby County: Tim Brook-Taylor
>
>Hull City: John Prescott
>
>Watford: Elton John, Elton John's bum-chum David,
>
>Bradford City: Simon Weston, Niki Lauda, Tony Booth and some drunken
>Irishmen
>
>Bolton Wanderers:
>
>Stoke City: Nick Hancock,
>
>Port Vale: Phil "The Power" Taylor, Robbie Williams, Stanley Matthews
>
>Swansea City: Tom Jones, The Stereophonics, Manic Street Preachers,
>Catatonia, Shirley Bassey, Max Boyce, Anthony Hopkins, Richard Burton,
>Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michael Douglas, Kirk Douglas, Burt Lancaster
>
>QPR: Steptoe & Son
>
>Wimbledon: Uncle Bulgaria, Orinoco, Tomsk, Madame Cholet, that little cunt
>that was always stuffing its face instead of working, the greedy little
>bastard
>
>York City: Michael York, Susannah York, Dwight Yorke, The Grand Old Duke Of
>York and 9,000 of his men
>
>Fulham: Jimmy Hill
>
>Coventry City: Jimmy Hill
>
>Tranmere Rovers: Ray Stubbs
>
>Millwall: Attila The Hun, Napoleon, Hitler, The Kray Twins, Fred West, Peter
>Sutcliffe, Slobodan Milosevic, Saddam Hussein
>
>Middlesbrough: Bob Mortimer
>
>Darlington: Vic Reeves
>
>Portsmouth: Mike Oldfield
>
>Reading: Uri Geller, Doris Stokes, Ali Bongo, David Copperfield, Ghosts,
>Aliens, Mediums, Freaks, Michael Jackson, Arthur C Clarke
>
>Norwich City: Delia Smith
>
>Oldham Athletic: Cannon & Ball, Laurel & Hardy, Freeman Hardy & Willis,
>Bradford & Bingley, Abbott & Costello, Hope & Keen & Their Crazy Bus, Romeo
>& Juliet
>
>Preston North End: Mark Lawrenson, Gerald Sinstadt, Michael Barrymore,
>George Michael, Loads of other bummers
>
>
>
>
>
Tyler Redboye
Arsenal list - oh! and Alex Ferguson.
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Tyler - Armoured Gunner
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> Manc twat, add Dido, Asama bin Ladin, Spike Lee, Robbie Williams to
the
> Arsenal list - oh! and Alex Ferguson.
>
> --
> Tyler - Armoured Gunner
>
You can add Freddie Prinze, Jr to the Arse lickers. It was in 442 a
few months ago.
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Lisa Rogers , Pauline Quirk , Clive Anderson to name but a few all Arsenal.
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