Achtung Manager
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> His once-athletic frame now hunched over by the years, his eyesight now
> failing and his trademark flowing blonde locks just a lifeless rusty
> grey - in customary fashion Jurgen Klinnsmann dived unfazed to his once
> spiritual home at White Hart Lane to throes of ecstacy from a gaggle of
> typically myopic, besotted Liverpool fanatics and passing bemusement from
> the Tottenham fans who once idolised him.
>
> His new team personified the hurried desparation which had become his
> trademark with Dortmund and the US national team, but in truth, they
> flattered to emerge with a lucky point at the end of a typically Scouse
> 0-0 draw.
>
> None the less, there were certainly positives. Watched on by new Assistant
> Manager, Ilie Dumitrescu, a revitalised Emre Can looked a man unleashed in
> his first Liverpool appearance in a position he had actually ever trained
> in, whilst the man dubbed, "the new Titi Camara", Divock Origi, made his
> belated full debut and took some giant strides to filling the void left by
> Baloteli, Lambert and Borini. And in a display which proved to be the
> Red's highlight of the day, Lucas actually registered his first shot on
> target since 2012.
>
> But there is still much work to be done. With Gerrard, Carragher and Big
> Woy watching on from their satellite TVs, the weight of expectation from
> entitled former greats will weigh heavily on Der Fuhrer's shoulders. Most
> learned judges have long since agreed that Skrtel will never be a
> footballers arsehole whilst Simone Mignolet still looks about as
> comfortable as a proctologist's assistant with Rafa in town whenever
> confrnted by that most terrifying of opponents; a football.
That's quite good, especially for you