How Boring Is Soccer?

[Ubiquitous]

"Hooligans supporting Colombian top-flight [soccer] club Cucuta
Deportivo smuggled a dead gang member in a coffin into a match," Agence
France-Presse reports:

Cristopher Jacome, 17, had been shot by hitmen overnight
on Sunday, but still made it to the match later in the day
at the 45,000-capacity General Santander Stadium in the
north-eastern city of Cucuta, which finished in a 1-1 draw
with Envigado.

Wow, a 1-1 draw, what a nail-biter. Soccer is even more boring than we
thought if they have to resort to gimmicks like this to get bodies into
the stadium.

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