OT-Wounded animal
EL_ Dude
A fucking dentist has ripped a tooth out of my head,I can't believe this
medieval practice is still allowed to take place in a so called modern
and civilised society,the novacaine is wearing off and I can tell that
it's really going to hurt later.
I can't drink alcohol,I can't fucking eat that's for sure and I might
have to cancel this weeks gigs.
Owwwwwwwwww!!!!
cunts.
I'm convinced they derive pleasure from inflicting pain on their "victims".
It's a conspiracy to have you paying from the cradle to the grave.
Check up-"now open wide,accusal d upper,ooh this looks a bit
sticky-poke-POKE-POKE(as something loosens)-oh yes we'll have to refill
that" ie-another £50.
I do not like dentists.
It didn't hurt thanks to the novacaine but let me say this,I was
perspiring like hell,body stiffened out like I had 360' cramp and the
protective glasses(is that a pisstake,I mean wtf are the glasses
supposed to protect you from-it's the bleedin' dentist you need
protection from)had steamed up.
She was a lovely lady as well,my toothpulling demon,so well spoked and
yet so EVIL.
Rant over,with apologies in advance for any angry posts over the next
few days.
(if I could grin and bear it I would-hehehe.....ouch!!)
--
EL_ Dude
> She was a lovely lady as well,my toothpulling demon,so well SPOKEN and yet so EVIL.
She probably was spoked under her smock,a spiny spoky backbone like
beelzebub himself.
What drama!!
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Janice King
about or support Liverpool...Oops sorry ;-)
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WTH
Janice King <janice.ki...@ntlworld.com> bored us with:
> Bloody Men and their whinging! Give birth, then you'll know what pain
> is all about or support Liverpool...Oops sorry ;-)
Childbirth? Try running 38 miles uphill on Haleakala.
WTH
RiTSo
: A fucking dentist has ripped a tooth out of my head,I can't believe
: this medieval practice is still allowed to take place
Happened to me this time last year.
I had to go to the Dental Hospital in Liverpool for what they said was
to have a look an decide what course of action to take with two broken
teeth.
When I got there she had a look alright and then said that she had
done all of her appointments for the day and could rip them out now
for me!
I didn't fancy waiting another 6 months!
I honestly thought that she was going to tear some part of my face off
druing the procedure!
And then after it all they shove a couple of, what appear to be, dwarf
Tampax in your cheeks and send you on your way!
Pleasant stuff!!
Having said that though the next day I went to London to see
Radiohead, got absolutely blind drunk for three days and never felt a
thing, glad they are out now!
--
RiTSo
EL_ Dude
> Bloody Men and their whinging! Give birth, then you'll know what pain is all
> about or support Liverpool...Oops sorry ;-)
Women want babies,that's different.
Shaddup anyway,I'm bleedin' starvin.
--
Janice King
Try using a straw they come in handy for sucking up liquid as well as....oh
youv'e already had your coke fix today havn't you ;-)
EL_ Dude
> EL_ Dude wrote:
>
> : A fucking dentist has ripped a tooth out of my head,I can't believe
> : this medieval practice is still allowed to take place
>
> Happened to me this time last year.
>
> I had to go to the Dental Hospital in Liverpool for what they said was
> to have a look an decide what course of action to take with two broken
> teeth.
Was going to go there but waiting without an appointment sounded like
more torture.
> When I got there she had a look alright and then said that she had
> done all of her appointments for the day and could rip them out now
> for me!
>
> I didn't fancy waiting another 6 months!
>
> I honestly thought that she was going to tear some part of my face off
> during the procedure!
It's medieval man,EVIL,they shouldn't be allowed to do that under a
local anaesthetic.
> And then after it all they shove a couple of, what appear to be, dwarf
> Tampax in your cheeks and send you on your way!
Sounds familiar,my pockets are considerably lighter however.
This is what pisses me off,if you have it done on the NHS you get
inferior treatment,I think that's why the filling collapsed in the
first place.
> Pleasant stuff!!
>
> Having said that though the next day I went to London to see
> Radiohead, got absolutely blind drunk for three days and never felt a
> thing, glad they are out now!
They gave me a piece of paper,says no alchohol.
No crisps,nuts,(I only eat them with alcohol anyway)chewy/sharp stuff.
But I can can clean my teeth normally,YEAH right,fuck that for today.
I bought some soup-LOL.
WTF-I'll try that later cold through a straw...minestrone!!
--
WTH
> Janice King wrote:
>> Bloody Men and their whinging! Give birth, then you'll know what
>> pain is all about or support Liverpool...Oops sorry ;-)
mmmm, "Insult the chef's mother hot" Lamb Vindaloo...
WTH;)
EL_ Dude
Not enough though,it's basically worn off.
I can't believe I let a woman do that to me ;-)
Pliers Janice,she took PLIERS to my teeth!!!!
--
Janice King
Why can't you have alcohol? unless your on antibiotics of course.....
>
Janice King
Hehe. Front or back tooth? Well just think you could look like Shane
McGowan!
EL_ Dude
"well done,you've had a tooth out,here are a few useful steps to help
you heal"
(translation-thank you for your life savings now sit back and
contemplate how badly we've treated you and ripped you off)
* try not to smoke for the rest pf the day or as long as you possibly
can.Smoking may lead to a very painful infection.
(no shit!!)
DRY SOCKET
* Avoid alcohol for the rest of the day as this can make the socket bleed.
* Avoid exercise and strenuous activity today.
(can stretch that out a bit eh??)
* you have had a surgical procedure so it is normal for the area to be
tender,IF the pain worsens take PARACETAMOL or IBUPROFEN to help with this.
* Don't take aspirin as this is prescribed to thin the blood and may
cause the socket to bleed.
* if it does start to bleed(uh uh!!)sit down for 30 minutes(what from
all the exercise and strenuous activity I'm not participating in??) and
bite onto something that is cotton and clean(eg handkerchief)-WTF THIS
IS 2004-BITE ONTO A RAG FFS....)
This SHOULD stop the bleeding however(here we go again) if it does not
repeat this procedure and then call the practice.(no doubt for further
removal of life savings not to mention teeth)
* avoid crisps,peanuts,crispy bread ETC(??-what like FOOD??) FOR THE
NEXT FEW DAYS!!!!-jesus wept what have I done to myself??
* don't prod the wound or stick your tongue into it-leave the wound
alone for 24 hrs.
(at least they recognise that they have wounded you-don't prod the
wound....I daren't speak !! ;-D
* **DO** resume normal brushing today.
(fuck that,that comes under exercise and strenuous activity)
TOMORROW.......>sigh<.......
* start salt water mouth rinses this time tomorrow.
* 1 teaspoon salt into a beaker of Luke(yes,spelled with a capital 'L'
?)-hold (hold??? WTF with my hands??) this around the infected
(INFECTED???) area after eating and brushing...AND REPEAT FOR A WEEK!!!!
A week!!
I'll have wasted away by then.
twats.
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EL_ Dude
Dunno,that's what the advice says..maybe blood thinning eh??
(says CAN make the socket(YEUCH!) bleed)
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EL_ Dude
> "EL_ Dude" <El_...@example.net> wrote in message
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>
>>Janice King wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"EL_ Dude" <El_...@example.net> wrote in message
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>>>
>>>
>>>>Janice King wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Bloody Men and their whinging! Give birth, then you'll know what pain is
>>>>>all about or support Liverpool...Oops sorry ;-)
>>>>
>>>>Women want babies,that's different.
>>>>Shaddup anyway,I'm bleedin' starvin.
>>>>
>>>>--
>>>
>>>
>>>Try using a straw they come in handy for sucking up liquid as well
>>>as....oh youv'e already had your coke fix today havn't you ;-)
>>
>>Not enough though,it's basically worn off.
>>I can't believe I let a woman do that to me ;-)
>>Pliers Janice,she took PLIERS to my teeth!!!!
>>--
>
>
> Hehe. Front or back tooth? Well just think you could look like Shane
> McGowan!
Back,I wish I felt like Shane Macgowan,he was permanently pissed wasn't he??
Phew!!Time for more nurofen I think.......
--
Loz H
> DRY SOCKET
Dry Socket is an absolute fucking bitch to deal with. I had a tooth pulled
out at Liverpool Dental Hospital. (Quite good as well. I was only waiting
for an hour or two, and the dentist who pulled it was great. More of this
later.)
Anyway, me being an avid smoker (I was rolling one up after the extraction
outside the hospital, a quick burn to calm my nerves before I get on my
motorbike and come home) was probably the cause, so they tell me. Prepare
for a rancid godawful taste to appear around the extraction site a couple of
days later. If you`re really lucky and it was one of your upper-back teeth
that got pulled out, the root of the fucked tooth may have perforated your
sinus cavity, making the infection all that bit nicer.. :o)
End result of dry socket, head back to the Dental Hospital and point out
that a) my gob now tastes like shit and b) I`m frightened to breathe near
people because of it. 1/2 hour wait and back into the dentists chair, where
they have a good poke around before sticking this vacuum tube into the
socket, to suck all the dead tissue (necrotic tissue, so I learned) out of
the hole. Then, syringe-wash the hole with a load of antiseptic solution
stuff.
Pack the hole with this antiseptic minty-tasting gauze (which eventually
dissolves itself after a few days apparently. Mine fell out after 3) and
prepare for a 2-week horse-load of 2 types of antibiotics,
anti-inflammitories and epherdrine nosedrops.
Fair enough, it healed up well enough after this, and my breath was socially
acceptable again. :o)
Another note as well. For *fucks* sake do not swallow any of the resulting
gunge that leaks out for the rest of the day. With me being on my motorbike
after the extraction, I had no way of spitting the gunge out on my way home
again, so I had to swallow it. End result, an arse like Vesuvius for the
next couple of days.. Nasty, nasty shit. Literally.
Anyway, Dental Hospital. I cannot recommend them enough. The bloke who seen
to me was great, noticing the stark panic in my eyes when he was preparing
the anesthetic he was deal mellow about it all, talking me all the way
through the procedure and being really gentle and quite funny about the
whole affair. I`m no lover of dentists, bunch of sadistic bastards that they
undoubtably are, but this fella was so good at calming my nerves, I am now
far better disposed towards dentists that I used to be.
If this student ever opens up a dental practise in Liverpool, I would be
the first on his list. He *rocked*
Anyway, stay away from Dry Socket. It is satans spunk personified..
Loz H
Janice King
PMSL......I had two wisdom teeth out under local and didn't adhere to half
that bollox. First thing I did was have a fag then shortly after a drink! Go
on be adventurous ;-)
Strawberry
janice.ki...@ntlworld.com says...
> Bloody Men and their whinging! Give birth, then you'll know what pain is all
> about
>
painful! They should try a swift kick in the bollocks now that is pain!
Blue Dave
> EL_ Dude wrote:
>
> : A fucking dentist has ripped a tooth out of my head,I can't believe
> : this medieval practice is still allowed to take place
>
> Happened to me this time last year.
>
> I had to go to the Dental Hospital in Liverpool for what they said was
> to have a look an decide what course of action to take with two broken
> teeth.
>
> When I got there she had a look alright and then said that she had
> done all of her appointments for the day and could rip them out now
> for me!
>
> I didn't fancy waiting another 6 months!
>
> I honestly thought that she was going to tear some part of my face off
> druing the procedure!
>
> And then after it all they shove a couple of, what appear to be, dwarf
> Tampax in your cheeks and send you on your way!
I had the same thing happen to me a few years ago. It was two of my
back teeth. Fuck me I thought my fucking eyes were coming out with them!
--
KISS KISS, BANG BANG!!
EL_ Dude
> EL_ Dude <El_...@example.net> spewed forth the following...
>
>
>>DRY SOCKET
>
>
> Dry Socket is an absolute fucking bitch to deal with. I had a tooth pulled
> out at Liverpool Dental Hospital. (Quite good as well. I was only waiting
> for an hour or two, and the dentist who pulled it was great. More of this
> later.)
>
> Anyway, me being an avid smoker (I was rolling one up after the extraction
> outside the hospital, a quick burn to calm my nerves before I get on my
> motorbike and come home) was probably the cause, so they tell me. Prepare
> for a rancid godawful taste to appear around the extraction site a couple of
> days later. If you`re really lucky and it was one of your upper-back teeth
> that got pulled out, the root of the fucked tooth may have perforated your
> sinus cavity, making the infection all that bit nicer.. :o)
Back teeth,lower.
that story Loz,that's evil mate,EVIL.
> End result of dry socket, head back to the Dental Hospital and point out
> that a) my gob now tastes like shit and b) I`m frightened to breathe near
> people because of it. 1/2 hour wait and back into the dentists chair, where
> they have a good poke around before sticking this vacuum tube into the
> socket, to suck all the dead tissue (necrotic tissue, so I learned) out of
> the hole. Then, syringe-wash the hole with a load of antiseptic solution
> stuff.
This is EVIL.
Dentistry is EVIL.
Have you seen the posh cars dentists drive,I don't know what they do in
training but part of it must be fixing mestopheles peggies.
> Pack the hole with this antiseptic minty-tasting gauze (which eventually
> dissolves itself after a few days apparently. Mine fell out after 3) and
> prepare for a 2-week horse-load of 2 types of antibiotics,
> anti-inflammitories and epherdrine nosedrops.
WTF??
> Fair enough, it healed up well enough after this, and my breath was socially
> acceptable again. :o)
>
> Another note as well. For *fucks* sake do not swallow any of the resulting
> gunge that leaks out for the rest of the day. With me being on my motorbike
> after the extraction, I had no way of spitting the gunge out on my way home
> again, so I had to swallow it. End result, an arse like Vesuvius for the
> next couple of days.. Nasty, nasty shit. Literally.
this is a wind up right,fuck right off
> Anyway, Dental Hospital. I cannot recommend them enough. The bloke who seen
> to me was great, noticing the stark panic in my eyes when he was preparing
> the anesthetic he was deal mellow about it all, talking me all the way
> through the procedure and being really gentle and quite funny about the
> whole affair. I`m no lover of dentists, bunch of sadistic bastards that they
> undoubtably are, but this fella was so good at calming my nerves, I am now
> far better disposed towards dentists that I used to be.
> If this student ever opens up a dental practise in Liverpool, I would be
> the first on his list. He *rocked*
yeah?
his one seemed to relish my fear,I was bloody shaking
> Anyway, stay away from Dry Socket. It is satans spunk personified..
I just pulled something off Dry(ing) Socket,I hope it was a granary
bread seed(which I sort of chewed on one side with my luke warm soup)-it
didn't taste too pleasant but there's no satan spunk in sight.
Where's Pope when yu need him ffs??
--
EL_ Dude
TWO??
Holy mother of mary-TWICE....ffs
Did they use pliers??
I though she was going to send out for help the way she struggled,that
novacaine is great gear but still you wince and writhe...
EVIL!!!
--
EL_ Dude
> Loz H wrote:
>
>
>> Another note as well. For *fucks* sake do not swallow any of the
>> resulting
>> gunge that leaks out for the rest of the day. With me being on my
>> motorbike
>> after the extraction, I had no way of spitting the gunge out on my way
>> home
>> again, so I had to swallow it. End result, an arse like Vesuvius for the
>> next couple of days.. Nasty, nasty shit. Literally.
>
Does this gunge only appear when you infect DRY SOCKET??
it does doesn't it??
is it black??
I won't get gunge will I??
I don't smoke.
(did you see my post about the "granary seed"-I ate it,that surely
wasn't dreaded gunge??)
FFS!
--
b
>I am like a wounded animal right now,feeling low and sorry for myself.
> A fucking dentist has ripped a tooth out of my head,I can't believe this
> medieval practice is still allowed to take place in a so called modern and
> civilised society,the novacaine is wearing off and I can tell that it's
> really going to hurt later.
> I can't drink alcohol,I can't fucking eat that's for sure and I might have
> to cancel this weeks gigs.
> Owwwwwwwwww!!!!
You big Northern jessie!
I had a wisdom tooth snap in half as it was being pulled out by dentist
number one, he then called for dentist number two who was tugging
at the remains whilst dentist one pinned me down in the chair.
Ever tried root canal?
Lovely jubbly that is, drill through tooth, extract nerves, plug with metal
spikes, fill tooth. Go home, allow injection to wear off, realise pain is
getting
worst, get missus to ring dentist at 8pm, thank f*** one of them is working
late,
get there nearly in tears, sit in chair, have big needle jabbed into gum for
6th time
that day, feel the relief as it kicks in, get told half of one of the nerves
had been
left in and thats why it felt like some one was sticking a red hot poker
into the
side of my head.
Ever had your toenail bed and nail removed?
I'll leave that for another day......
:-)
b
Sumisdad
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To paraphrase an earlier post of yours
You don't half know how to live Dave.
Watching Liverpool AND having your teeth pulled ,is there actually any
discernible difference there??
--
"Great teams are decided over many years not just one season. I still
believe on our day we are the team capable of beating anyone." (Ryan Giggs)
WTH
you're hands were rough like leather? For some reason they couldn't give a
local for the finger.
THAT was pain amigo. My left hand left impressions in the hollow metal
gurney rail I was gripping (no shit.)
WTH
WTH
>
> You don't half know how to live Dave.
> Watching Liverpool AND having your teeth pulled ,is there actually any
> discernible difference there??
Tell us how to discern between watching ManYoo and having a colostomy?
Both of them end up with shit you never wanted to see...
WTH ;)
EL_ Dude
Yes Billy I have had root canals.
IIRC the torturing dentist cunt did 3 in one session,I may be mistaken
but he definitely did two,it was 100% evil.
One on either side and one in the upper front tooth,that was
particularly nasty-he' saying-" are you ok,I know these hurt,I never had
it done to me but I know it hurts"
They love it don't they??
Laid out prone in a chair gripping the handles sweating whilst someone
attacks your mouth and pays himslef a fortune for it.
He dripped that much novacaine into the cavities he way merrily FILING
away at I was out of my box all night.
LMAO.
not.
That(root canal) episode is mosltly why I have grown to despise dentists.
Today was no picnic either.
Bloody pliers she used.
--
EL_ Dude
yeah,going to see Liverpool win,spending all night on the ale,indian
meal and taxi home costs way,WAY less than having some torturer pull
your teeth.
I'll think of something funnier when my disposition is improved ;-)
--
EL_ Dude
Evil,I knew this thread would turn into that scene from "Jaws".
I saw a bloke with his arm wrapped round some belt rollers
once-screaming "get me out,I'm dying,I'm dying" his arm was blue/purple.
His arm was a ~ shape.
We all went across to see him screaming,saw who it was,laughed and
walked away.
EVIL!
--
WTH
> WTH wrote:
Sick!
When I was in dive school they showed us a movie of a diver (from the 60's)
having an explosive embolism during an emergency ascent (from only 60 feet.)
WTH
OVS
I had a root canal last month, piece a' piss. If it didn't cost as much as
it did, I'd have the whole set done so I'd never have to worry about tooth
ache again.
.....hmmm although, I guess it wouldn't stop decay. Maybe they'll do a bulk
order for a whole set of root canal and extraction of all teeth. mmmm nice.
b
Laid out prone in a chair gripping the handles sweating
Thank f*** it ain't just me then!
Today was no picnic either.
Bloody pliers she used.
My sympathies to you mate, get well soon!
Loz H
> Does this gunge only appear when you infect DRY SOCKET??
>
> it does doesn't it??
> is it black??
> I won't get gunge will I??
> I don't smoke.
> (did you see my post about the "granary seed"-I ate it,that surely
> wasn't dreaded gunge??)
> FFS!
LOL. Relax. You`ll knacker your blood pressure and... Pop! It`ll squirt out
like a goodun and you`ll be back to square one. Just think, your very own
gumline Trevi fountain... ;oP
The gunge I swallowed was right after the extraction. Bear in mind it bleeds
heaviest after the extraction. Mine was literally pouring out after the
pull, and they only gave me 1 fuckin tampax thing to bite on. In the
dentists words, "Your roots are massive. This will be fun..." He had to do
quite a bit of pushing around with that steel rod thing to "crack" the roots
from the socket, before getting the waggles in with the pliers. It left
quite a hole. I was bleeding like a stuck pig from my gob, and also as
before I was on my motorbike (I wear a full-face lid) and had nowhere to
spit until I got home. As a result, I must have swallowed a good few
mouthfuls of shite just getting home on the bike. It was this which sent my
arse into "Evacuate!" mode...
Even after I got home, I was still bleeding for a while. Every rollup that I
made had a tell-tale soggy bloody end to it when I stubbed the bastard
things out.
As for Dry Socket. It is much more common in smokers, also much more common
with upper extractions. Double whammy for me then...
I had complications due to my long roots piercing the sinus cavity, which
made it so much easier to get infected. I`ve had a lower tooth pulled out
and even with me being a nicotine fiend I had no complications from it
whatsoever.
Loz H
b
"WTH" <spam...@Ih8it.com> wrote in message
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I think I'm gonna be sick....
You big Yankee Jessie!
:-)
b
>
>
Loz H
Prepare yourself.. When I was a kid, I somehow managed to knacker my (just
dropping) bollocks up. I honestly can`t remember how, the trauma of
knackering my clackerbag must have put it out of my mind, and its not the
kind of question I can ask me mam when I nip around for a cuppa...
Rush off to Alder Hey, and I was in there 3 days where they had to slice my
ballbag open and have a fiddle around inside, also to drain the resulting
pus.
End result, 2 "X"-like scars on my `nads.
Breaks the ice at parties, anyway.. :o)
I`ll get around to the story about getting shot just above my eye with an
air rifle later. That was messy....
Loz H
WTH
> (just dropping) bollocks up. I honestly can`t remember how, the
> trauma of knackering my clackerbag must have put it out of my mind,
> and its not the kind of question I can ask me mam when I nip around
> for a cuppa...
> Rush off to Alder Hey, and I was in there 3 days where they had to
> slice my ballbag open and have a fiddle around inside, also to drain
> the resulting pus.
> End result, 2 "X"-like scars on my `nads.
>
> Breaks the ice at parties, anyway.. :o)
I just threw up...
WTH
EL_ Dude
> WTH <spam...@Ih8it.com> spewed forth the following...
>
>
>>Ever had stitches to sew one of your fingers back on (mostly cut off)
>>when you're hands were rough like leather? For some reason they
>>couldn't give a local for the finger.
>>THAT was pain amigo. My left hand left impressions in the hollow
>>metal gurney rail I was gripping (no shit.)
>>
>> WTH
>
>
> Prepare yourself.. When I was a kid, I somehow managed to knacker my (just
> dropping) bollocks up. I honestly can`t remember how, the trauma of
> knackering my clackerbag must have put it out of my mind, and its not the
> kind of question I can ask me mam when I nip around for a cuppa...
> Rush off to Alder Hey, and I was in there 3 days where they had to slice my
> ballbag open and have a fiddle around inside, also to drain the resulting
> pus.
> End result, 2 "X"-like scars on my `nads.
>
> Breaks the ice at parties, anyway.. :o)
What,with your bowlax??
> I`ll get around to the story about getting shot just above my eye with an
> air rifle later. That was messy....
>
nasty.
--
WTH
tree branch stick straight into his right eyeball. He was standing there for
30 minutes before an ambulance got there to help him. That was freaky.
WTH
Strawberry
bi...@thebridge56.freeserve.co.uk says...
> I'll leave that for another day......
> :-)
>
night in the swimming pool.
WTH
> night in the swimming pool.
I was eating habaneros once, back in University, and I went to take a slash
and somehow managed to poke ol' Herman the one eyed German in the eye with a
habanero juiced finger. I barely stifled the screams.
WTH
Blue Dave
Yes, two of the bastards...
eadg
> I am like a wounded animal right now,feeling low and sorry for myself.
> and civilised society,the novacaine is wearing off and I can tell that
> it's really going to hurt later.
> I can't drink alcohol,I can't fucking eat that's for sure and I might
> have to cancel this weeks gigs.
> Owwwwwwwwww!!!!
I had a singer cancell a gig because he cut his thumb pruning his
roses...turned up at said gig with a bandage around his thumb looking for
sympathy. I hoped it went gangerous.
The bone beneath one of my front teeth is crumbling, slowly pushing the
tooth out so it's going to have to go but I won't even miss a practice.
I must be hard ;)
> cunts.
> I'm convinced they derive pleasure from inflicting pain on their
"victims".
Do you have a check every six months?
SR
Sumisdad
>>
>> To paraphrase an earlier post of yours
>>
>> You don't half know how to live Dave.
>> Watching Liverpool AND having your teeth pulled ,is there actually any
>> discernible difference there??
>
> yeah,going to see Liverpool win,spending all night on the ale,indian meal
> and taxi home costs way,WAY less than having some torturer pull your
> teeth.
and is probably a less common event!
> I'll think of something funnier when my disposition is improved ;-)
I can wait
Sumisdad
"WTH" <spam...@Ih8it.com> wrote in message
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Hopefully Bellion will leave in January
M.B
> I am like a wounded animal right now,feeling low and sorry for myself.
> A fucking dentist has ripped a tooth out of my head,I can't believe this
> medieval practice is still allowed to take place in a so called modern
> and civilised society,the novacaine is wearing off and I can tell that
> it's really going to hurt later.
> I can't drink alcohol,I can't fucking eat that's for sure and I might
> have to cancel this weeks gigs.
> Owwwwwwwwww!!!!
> I'm convinced they derive pleasure from inflicting pain on their
"victims".
> Check up-"now open wide,accusal d upper,ooh this looks a bit
> sticky-poke-POKE-POKE(as something loosens)-oh yes we'll have to refill
> that" ie-another £50.
> I do not like dentists.
> It didn't hurt thanks to the novacaine but let me say this,I was
> perspiring like hell,body stiffened out like I had 360' cramp and the
> protective glasses(is that a pisstake,I mean wtf are the glasses
> supposed to protect you from-it's the bleedin' dentist you need
> protection from)had steamed up.
> She was a lovely lady as well,my toothpulling demon,so well spoked and
> yet so EVIL.
> Rant over,with apologies in advance for any angry posts over the next
> few days.
> (if I could grin and bear it I would-hehehe.....ouch!!)
Dave before tooth removal
http://www.eastman.ucl.ac.uk/climages/big/gumdisease4.jpg
Don't look if your eating
WTH
Sumisdad <sumisda...@hotmail.com> bored us with:
> "WTH" <spam...@Ih8it.com> wrote in message
> news:OBn%c.107700$%n4.7...@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
>>> To paraphrase an earlier post of yours
>>>
>>> You don't half know how to live Dave.
>>> Watching Liverpool AND having your teeth pulled ,is there actually
>>> any discernible difference there??
>>
>> Tell us how to discern between watching ManYoo and having a
>> colostomy? Both of them end up with shit you never wanted to see...
>>
>> WTH ;)
>>
> Hopefully Bellion will leave in January
Maybe he'll get better, he is pretty fast.
WTH
Sumisdad
"WTH" <spam...@Ih8it.com> wrote in message
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Hopefully that'll quicken his exit then
Eyan is having too much joy recently. First his lot sell us Bellion and then
Newcastle get Souness!
WTH
> Eyan is having too much joy recently. First his lot sell us Bellion
> and then Newcastle get Souness!
Ahhh, but you still have SAF and we've got Rafa, and Mourinho seems to be
working out at Chelsea so far... ;)
WTH
EL_ Dude
WTF is that??
--
WTH
>>
>> Don't look if your eating
>
> WTF is that??
Hmmm, roquefort and caramel popcorn...
WTH
Blue Haze
Not that I am recommending you drink it, or anything!!
Hazel xx
"EL_ Dude" <El_...@example.net> wrote in message
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> Janice King wrote:
>
> > "EL_ Dude" <El_...@example.net> wrote in message
> > news:chkqr3$jn3$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >
> >>RiTSo wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>EL_ Dude wrote:
> >>>
> >>>: A fucking dentist has ripped a tooth out of my head,I can't believe
> >>>: this medieval practice is still allowed to take place
> >>>
> >>>Happened to me this time last year.
> >>>
> >>>I had to go to the Dental Hospital in Liverpool for what they said was
> >>>to have a look an decide what course of action to take with two broken
> >>>teeth.
> >>
> >>Was going to go there but waiting without an appointment sounded like
more
> >>torture.
> >>
> >>
> >>>When I got there she had a look alright and then said that she had
> >>>done all of her appointments for the day and could rip them out now
> >>>for me!
> >>>
> >>>I didn't fancy waiting another 6 months!
> >>>
> >>>I honestly thought that she was going to tear some part of my face off
> >>>during the procedure!
> >>
> >>It's medieval man,EVIL,they shouldn't be allowed to do that under a
local
> >>anaesthetic.
> >>
> >>
> >>>And then after it all they shove a couple of, what appear to be, dwarf
> >>>Tampax in your cheeks and send you on your way!
> >>
> >>Sounds familiar,my pockets are considerably lighter however.
> >>This is what pisses me off,if you have it done on the NHS you get
inferior
> >>treatment,I think that's why the filling collapsed in the first place.
> >>
> >>
> >>>Pleasant stuff!!
> >>>
> >>>Having said that though the next day I went to London to see
> >>>Radiohead, got absolutely blind drunk for three days and never felt a
> >>>thing, glad they are out now!
> >>
> >>They gave me a piece of paper,says no alchohol.
> >>No crisps,nuts,(I only eat them with alcohol anyway)chewy/sharp stuff.
> >>But I can can clean my teeth normally,YEAH right,fuck that for today.
> >>I bought some soup-LOL.
> >>WTF-I'll try that later cold through a straw...minestrone!!
> >>
> >>--
> >
> >
> > Why can't you have alcohol? unless your on antibiotics of course.....
>
> Dunno,that's what the advice says..maybe blood thinning eh??
> (says CAN make the socket(YEUCH!) bleed)
> --
Blue Haze
than babies!!
Hazel xx
"Janice King" <janice.ki...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> Bloody Men and their whinging! Give birth, then you'll know what pain is
all
> about or support Liverpool...Oops sorry ;-)
>
> "EL_ Dude" <El_...@example.net> wrote in message
> news:chknl4$h18$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >I am like a wounded animal right now,feeling low and sorry for myself.
> > A fucking dentist has ripped a tooth out of my head,I can't believe this
Janice King
"Blue Haze" <Askth...@TAKETHESTITCHESOUTvtsdesign.co.uk> wrote in message
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Blue Haze
endless orthodontic work! :p And I don't remember it hurting at all. You big
bunch of girls. ;-p
However, I also had all 4 wisdom teeth removed when I was about 18, which
was almost the most painful thing in my life! They did it under general
anaesthetic - I don't know why. But I was shitting it so much when I was
admitted that they got all excited cos my blood pressure was through the
roof, and did some tests and stuff, what with me being so young with a BP
like that! Wish I knew now what it was. So they sent me home, having
diagnosed "White Coat Syndrome", and I had to go back weeks later. And I was
right. It hurt like fuck after the GA etc wore off!
I trust you are recovered now....!
Hazel xx
"Blue Dave" <bluedave...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Blue Haze
Hazel xx
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Blue Haze
Hazel xx
"Blue Haze" <Askth...@TAKETHESTITCHESOUTvtsdesign.co.uk> wrote in message
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Les D
Yup, been there, done it, got the T-shirt.
;o)
--
Les...
...blue truth, always.
"Blue Haze" <Askth...@TAKETHESTITCHESOUTvtsdesign.co.uk> wrote in message
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Blue Dave
> And they were all removed in one go, btw....!
I don't care what you say, it fucking hurt! ;o)
Janice King
"Blue Haze" <Askth...@TAKETHESTITCHESOUTvtsdesign.co.uk> wrote in message
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Blue Haze
18 and 17..... Christ, you're probably old enough to be my mother!! ;-)
Hazel xx
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Blue Haze
Hazel xx
"Blue Dave" <bluedave...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Blue Haze
:-)
Hazel xx
"Les D" <talkto...@palookaville.com> wrote in message
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Les D
;o)
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...blue truth, always.
"Blue Haze" <Askth...@TAKETHESTITCHESOUTvtsdesign.co.uk> wrote in message
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Janice King
;-)
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Charlatan
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...yes, I am an asseholic.
"Charlatan" <charla...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Charlatan
Atilio Stampone
> Blue Haze wrote:
>
>
>>And they were all removed in one go, btw....!
>
>
> I don't care what you say, it fucking hurt! ;o)
I gotta go back again tomorrow for more "treatment".
Might skip it and feign illness.
--
Blue Dave
Don't do it!!