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Arthur Thacker

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Aug 27, 2003, 9:40:30 AM8/27/03
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Some black woman gets her leg amputated and goes along for a free false leg,
and she has the brass nerve to be angry because she has to make do with a
fucking white one. Not good enough for her, a white one like everybody else
has to have; she wants a fucking black one to match the rest of her body.
All she can do is moan and go on about how unfair it is - giving black
people white false legs - when there are landmine victims in Africa who have
no choice in the matter. Would they complain if we sent over a couple of
thousand white legs so they could walk properly again? Would they fuck.
They'd be eternally grateful, and so they should be. We go out of our way to
make black people more like us, and all they can do is chuck it back in our
faces.

That woman should consider herself lucky, to be given a new part of her body
that's white and not black. If she lost the rest of her limbs and got new
white ones, she'd almost be white. But would she thank us? Would she fuck.
Uppity nigger bitch. Who does she think she is?

"Me want de black leg like de rest of mah body, man, whatever blah blah blah
whatever sho' nuff etc etc etc."

She said if a white woman lost a leg and got given a black one, she wouldn't
be happy. Yeah, but that's different. It's not the same thing at all. White
people don't want to be black, but black people will always want to be
white. It's always been that way. Why else do famous coons go around
dressing like us, talking like us, marrying white women and all the rest?
Because they want to be white. It's not the same the other way around. The
least this woman could do is treat the whole mix-up in a light-hearted
manner. But no. No sense of humour at all, these people. One black leg, one
white leg. It's a great novelty item, a tremendous conversation piece, a
terrific ice-breaker. She'd look like a liquorice allsort, like, but what
the hell! She can walk, can't she? And at least with one white leg to
balance her out she'll walk like a white woman. Well...half like one,
anyway.

Then again, it does make you wonder. A black woman loses her leg through no
fault of her own (unless some cannibal uncle ate the bastard, that is), and
the hospital won't even give her a couple of grand to have one that matches
the rest of her body. And now we have new policies coming in to allow women
expensive IVF treatment so they can have kids. Each IVF treatment costs as
much as £12,000, which they will be granted on the NHS just because they
can't have kids. People who can't have kids are being given twelve grand to
help them have freaky little test tube bastards, and you can't get a decent
matching false leg for a couple of grand just because you happen to be a
nigger. Sounds fair enough to me, that. The way I see it: if you can't have
kids, tough shit. If you're born without limbs and you can't do fuck all, do
you moan about it, telling everyone how depressed you are? Do you fuck. You
just carry on regardless, because you fucking have to. All these women with
no tubes, and men whose balls don't work, spend all their time moaning and
griping about how unfair it is because they can't have kids. And the
goverment sympathises with them and gives them tax-payers' handouts to foot
the bill for their IVF treatment. But if you're born a spazz, you can just
fuck off. Hard luck, spacker. We don't want to know.

No doubt Gordon Brown will be giving them even more come the next Budget,
just so his barren slut of a missus can take advantage of the treatment at
our expense. Mind you, she couldn't carry a sprog in the bucket of a JCB.
Not without dropping it down the shithouse when she goes for a piss.


Filth

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Aug 27, 2003, 1:53:27 PM8/27/03
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SNIP long post

It's a shame there isn't a treatment for stupidity, ignorance and all the
other lovely traits you possess.
The cure for you would be a bullet in your heart. I would say to your head,
but it's not like it would do any damage is it?


Will Hay

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Aug 27, 2003, 5:19:45 PM8/27/03
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LOL!
Fuck me Arthur, this is a cutting piece this time man!

Maff

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Aug 28, 2003, 10:13:07 AM8/28/03
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Arthur must be gutted that he wrote a f****g great big essay and hardly any
bugger gave any attention to it!

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WTH

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Aug 28, 2003, 10:19:06 AM8/28/03
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You really need to be a political speech writer Arthur. You have great
skills, but no great purpose (not that politics would imbue you with any,
God no...)

WTH

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Moog

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Aug 28, 2003, 5:24:06 PM8/28/03
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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©." prodded a turd in
alt.sports.soccer.everton on Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:51:20 GMT:

> On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 15:13:07 +0100, "Maff"
> <matthe...@virgin.net>cacked this treat out!!


>
>>Arthur must be gutted that he wrote a f****g great big essay
>>and hardly any bugger gave any attention to it!
>

> ?...stupid cunt

Yes. It's inbetween your legs. You thick Yorkshire fuckhead.

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Moog

Moog

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Aug 28, 2003, 5:50:35 PM8/28/03
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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©." prodded a turd in
alt.sports.soccer.everton on Thu, 28 Aug 2003 21:46:22 GMT:

> On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 21:24:06 +0000 (UTC), Moog
> <moogint...@btopenworld.com>cacked this treat out!!

> fuckoff dickless,wassamadder,ya piss pot cracked when ya
> last spewed in it?
>
> with a sneer and a smirk of contempt

You really are a waste of good skin. I haven't got a bastard
clue what you've just said. Maybe one day you'll make some
fucking sense. Fancy a shag?

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Moog

Moog

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Aug 28, 2003, 6:09:12 PM8/28/03
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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©." prodded a turd in
alt.sports.soccer.everton on Thu, 28 Aug 2003 21:55:43 GMT:

> On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 21:50:35 +0000 (UTC), Moog


> <moogint...@btopenworld.com>cacked this treat out!!
>
>>"Screamingwitch.²°°³©." prodded a turd in
>>alt.sports.soccer.everton on Thu, 28 Aug 2003 21:46:22 GMT:
>>
>>> On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 21:24:06 +0000 (UTC), Moog
>>> <moogint...@btopenworld.com>cacked this treat out!!
>>>
>>>>"Screamingwitch.²°°³©." prodded a turd in
>>>>alt.sports.soccer.everton on Thu, 28 Aug 2003 16:51:20
>>>>GMT:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 15:13:07 +0100, "Maff"
>>>>> <matthe...@virgin.net>cacked this treat out!!
>>>>>
>>>>>>Arthur must be gutted that he wrote a f****g great big
>>>>>>essay and hardly any bugger gave any attention to it!
>>>>>
>>>>> ?...stupid cunt
>>>>
>>>>Yes. It's inbetween your legs. You thick Yorkshire
>>>>fuckhead.
>>>
>>> fuckoff dickless,wassamadder,ya piss pot cracked when ya
>>> last spewed in it?
>>>
>>> with a sneer and a smirk of contempt
>>
>>You really are a waste of good skin. I haven't got a bastard
>>clue what you've just said. Maybe one day you'll make some
>>fucking sense. Fancy a shag?
>

> send pics...everytime i slag you off i thing of that fuckin
> cartoon dog,,,how are ya anyway numbnutz?

I'm fine. Yourself? I noticed you didn't say fucking "no" to the
shag then ;)

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Moog

Blue³

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Aug 28, 2003, 6:11:17 PM8/28/03
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Moog wrote:

>
> You really are a waste of good skin. I haven't got a bastard
> clue what you've just said. Maybe one day you'll make some
> fucking sense. Fancy a shag?

Filed for later use
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Blue³


Moog

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Aug 28, 2003, 6:17:07 PM8/28/03
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"Blue³" prodded a turd in alt.sports.soccer.everton on Thu, 28
Aug 2003 22:11:17 GMT:

Don't treat your penis that way Cuboid. It's not healthy or
humane.

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Moog

Moog

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Aug 28, 2003, 6:18:23 PM8/28/03
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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©." prodded a turd in
alt.sports.soccer.everton on Thu, 28 Aug 2003 22:16:27 GMT:

> On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 22:09:12 +0000 (UTC), Moog

> i did really.......i said numbnutz...but hey,you
> caniunderstand what the fuck i say anyway shitfer,plus,i was
> being shaged at that time anyway..wheresya fuckin pic my
> friend:)

No shag, no pic. Sorry, but they're the bastard rules.

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Moog

Moog

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Aug 28, 2003, 6:58:56 PM8/28/03
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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©." prodded a turd in
alt.sports.soccer.everton on Thu, 28 Aug 2003 22:31:08 GMT:

> On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 22:18:23 +0000 (UTC), Moog

> so you put a bag over ya head then? that makes sense...fuck
> it then moogie me lad...flame ya another
> time...cunto......<evil grin>bastard!

Bottled it huh? Hardly a fucking flame you sad wet-twatted mong.

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Moog

Moog

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Aug 28, 2003, 7:19:07 PM8/28/03
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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©." prodded a turd in
alt.sports.soccer.everton on Thu, 28 Aug 2003 23:02:54 GMT:

> On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 22:58:56 +0000 (UTC), Moog

> i never bottle it on loosnet twatface

Except for "then" fishlips.

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Moog

Chewie

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Aug 28, 2003, 8:45:23 PM8/28/03
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In article <biir6n$spu$1...@hercules.btinternet.com>, bill...@hotmail.com
says...

> It's a shame there isn't a treatment for stupidity, ignorance and all the
> other lovely traits you possess.

I take it you're still testing, then?
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http://football.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,9753,843348,00.html

Moog

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Aug 29, 2003, 7:48:45 PM8/29/03
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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©." prodded a turd in
alt.sports.soccer.everton on Fri, 29 Aug 2003 09:54:54 GMT:

> On Thu, 28 Aug 2003 23:19:07 +0000 (UTC), Moog

> what ever keeps ya mumbling stupidly moogaloid
> <pats moog on head> theres a good boi

Hahahaha. That's as funny as fuck. Coming from a slutty
Yorkshire retard.

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Moog

Nobody

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Aug 30, 2003, 5:58:46 AM8/30/03
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Please watch the language in these groups. I'd hate to have to give you the
old "heave ho" as you mates so gayly put it.

http://www.isoc.net/Shameless


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Tony McChrystal

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Aug 30, 2003, 7:24:37 AM8/30/03
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On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 12:20:31 +0100, Screamingwitch.²°°³©.
<witc...@evilfucker.com> violently exclaimed:

>On Fri, 29 Aug 2003 23:48:45 +0000 (UTC), Moog

>ha! you *want* me to be slutty dontcha? well im not...far from
>it,wanker.....how many of your wanks have i starred in? hmmmn?

Oh, lots I'd imagine. Moog's wanks are big productions you see. He has
a director, producer, first assistand director, erm, chief grip, dolly
grip, assistant grip and best boy.

He's a bit of a fucking pervert to be honest.

Moog

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Sep 1, 2003, 2:17:15 AM9/1/03
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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©." prodded a turd in
alt.sports.soccer.everton on Sat, 30 Aug 2003 11:20:31 GMT:

> ha! you *want* me to be slutty dontcha? well im not...far
> from it,wanker.....how many of your wanks have i starred in?
> hmmmn?

Errmmm. You think I'd wank over a thick Yorkshire retard?

Hahah. That would be like hanging around mental institutions
with my 'old-man' out. Oooh, let's wank over the thickest fucker
on usenet everyone.

Naaah. I'm a pervert, but not *that* much of one.

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Moog

Moog

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Sep 1, 2003, 2:18:40 AM9/1/03
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"Screamingwitch.²°°³©." prodded a turd in
alt.sports.soccer.everton on Sat, 30 Aug 2003 11:37:01 GMT:

> ooh lookie,crystal tips is back.....is there a pic of teh
> fucker on line?

Hmmmmm. I wonder why it wants a piccy of me?

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