What would Jesus do?
I R Canuck
I R Canuck
> He'd cheer for the flames. Cause Jesus isn't afraid of no lightning!
>
>
OOPS, forgot the link
http://home.no.net/antiokim/images/jesus_flames.jpg
John F.
Ah yes, lets bring Religion into hockey... Well, why would Jesus support
Flames over Lightning when Lightning comes from the heavens and Flames are
the trademark of hell?
See? I can make pointless religious observations too and try to do
something as stupid as George W. Bush saying God told him to Invade Iraq!!
:-p
"I R Canuck" <direct_your...@NOSPAMpopstar.com> wrote in message
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Inflatable Love Doll
John F. wrote:
> *Rolling my eyes*
>
> Ah yes, lets bring Religion into hockey... Well, why would Jesus support
> Flames over Lightning when Lightning comes from the heavens and Flames are
> the trademark of hell?
Because Jesus is currently in his Gene Simmons phase...
Problem Solved
> invade Iraq, I'd say you're quite capable of being as stupid as anyone
> could wish.
>
> Why is it that some people can't give the time of day or even sneeze
> without letting loose an unfunny Bush joke?
A lot of people seem to wear their dislike, or even hatred of this President
on their sleeve. Perhaps they think there is additional humour to it since
many Canadians are viewing this and of course all Canadians hate Bush.
Well, as a Canadian, I admire George Bush and I think he is a decent man
doing an incrediby difficult job at a very difficult time.
I'm sure many love to make fun of how Florida screwed up the election. Be
happy that you have an electoral college. Imagine if New York City simply
picked your President every time there was an election the way Toronto picks
our government every time.
There will be no more political commentary by me in this forum.
I R Canuck
> *Rolling my eyes*
>
> Ah yes, lets bring Religion into hockey... Well, why would Jesus support
> Flames over Lightning when Lightning comes from the heavens and Flames are
> the trademark of hell?
>
> See? I can make pointless religious observations too and try to do
> something as stupid as George W. Bush saying God told him to Invade Iraq!!
> :-p
I don't think you understand. I had a short, but informative, conversation with
Jesus. At the end of the conversation Jesus said, and I quote "Go Flames go".
It doesn't matter if Jesus is the janitor where I work, he's still Jesus.
Ed Webb
Sports in general.........pull people away from Church
question?.................Were you in Church on Sunday night?
How about on SUPER BOWL SUNDAY?
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Dr. Winston O'Boogie
"Jay Random" <jra...@bondwine.com> wrote in message
>
> Why is it that some people can't give the time of day or even sneeze
> without letting loose an unfunny Bush joke?
The last 3 plus years has been an unfunny Bush joke!
GO BOLTS!!!!
Dr. Winston O'Boogie
"I R Canuck" <direct_your...@NOSPAMpopstar.com> wrote in message
What does he know?
John F.
> Considering that George W. Bush never actually did say God told him to
> invade Iraq, I'd say you're quite capable of being as stupid as anyone
> could wish.
What rock have you been living under, Jay? Or are you just blind and deaf
to anything but hockey?
The quote's been all over for a while now, directly from George himself...
Speaking of "I'd say you're quite capable of being as stupid as anyone could
wish" -- you exceed your own statement. Congratulations.
Leafs4Ever
"Problem Solved" <l...@problemsolved.ca> wrote in message
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>
Imagine if New York City simply picked your President every time there was
an election the way Toronto picks
> our government every time.
Population of Canada (2003) - 32,207,113
Population of Greater Toronto Area (includes Toronto, Brampton, Mississauga,
Whitby, Ajax, Pickering, Oakville. Vaughn, and Oshawa) - 5,600,000
Percentage of Canadian Population living in GTA - 17.39%
Population of Alberta (2003) - 3,034, 362
Percentage of Canadian Population living in Alberta - 9.42%
Number of Federal Ridings In Canada (April 2004) - 308
Number of Federal Ridings In GTA - 36
Percentage of Federal Ridings In GTA - 11.69%
Number of Federal Ridings In Alberta - 28
Percentage of Federal Ridings In GTA - 9.09%
Let's see now, 17.39% of the people elect 11.69% of the seats in the House
of Commons. How exactly does Toronto pick the government every time?
Dr. Winston O'Boogie
"Ed Webb" <edwardo...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> its obvious someone doesn't know their Bible
> Sports in general.........pull people away from Church
>
> question?.................Were you in Church on Sunday night?
> How about on SUPER BOWL SUNDAY?
>
>
>
WHY??
John F.
"I R Canuck" <direct_your...@NOSPAMpopstar.com> wrote in message
>
> I don't think you understand. I had a short, but informative,
conversation with
> Jesus. At the end of the conversation Jesus said, and I quote "Go Flames
go".
> It doesn't matter if Jesus is the janitor where I work, he's still Jesus.
>
LOL -- ok... You got me thinking of "Die Hard: With a Vengence" with that
one...
JOHN: Okay. Jesus, I'm sorry you got involved, all right?
ZEUS: Why you keep calling me 'Jesus'? I look Puerto Rican to you?
JOHN: The guy back there called you 'Jesus'.
ZEUS: He didn't call me 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus." My name is Zeus.
JOHN: Zeus?
ZEUS: Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo, god of Mount Olympus, don't fuck
with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus!
Jesus Saves... Now would he be able to stop the rebound before Iggy punched
it in or what? :-p :-)
Problem Solved
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More accurately it would be Southern Ontario and Quebec, I was making a
comparison to one large populous area having an unproportional effect on
election outcomes, so that the American poster could see the benefit of an
electoral college. Examine percentage of vote not just seats elected. You
seem to have the numbers, what was the percentage vote in GTA for the
Liberals (oh, excuse me, cocksucking liberals <spit!>) and of those seats
how many went to the Liberals.
After all of the corrucption and theft how many of those 28 seats will still
be Liberal.
DaveHX
why does anyone care who a fictional character would cheer for?
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Ben
to go...in circles.
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Lemieux
> > Population of Greater Toronto Area (includes Toronto, Brampton, Mississauga,
> > Whitby, Ajax, Pickering, Oakville. Vaughn, and Oshawa) - 5,600,000
> > Percentage of Canadian Population living in GTA - 17.39%
> > Population of Alberta (2003) - 3,034, 362
> > Percentage of Canadian Population living in Alberta - 9.42%
> > Number of Federal Ridings In Canada (April 2004) - 308
> > Number of Federal Ridings In GTA - 36
> > Percentage of Federal Ridings In GTA - 11.69%
> > Number of Federal Ridings In Alberta - 28
> > Percentage of Federal Ridings In GTA - 9.09%
> >
> > Let's see now, 17.39% of the people elect 11.69% of the seats in the House
> > of Commons. How exactly does Toronto pick the government every time?
> In every federal election in my lifetime, the party that won the
> majority of seats in Greater Toronto won the election. In only two
> elections did the results in Alberta make any difference to the outcome
> at all.
What's Alberta?
There are places beyond Greater Toronto in Canada?
Lemieux
> What Bush has said many times is that he prayed for guidance to help him
> make the decision. That's not the same as hearing voices in his head,
> but you're obviously blinded by fanatical hatred & can't see the difference.
I like "hearing voices in his head".
Sounds so familiar, err, is that HungryLiar by any chance?
Lemieux
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"I R Canuck"
Derf Nerfherdererer
And as anyone who is a fan of Coen Brothers movies, 'Nobody fucks with
the Jesus!'
Derf Nerfherdererer
wrote:
That's kind of a dumb comeback. The Romans were meticulous in detail
about the goings on in the world at the time and there are plenty of
written records regarding Jesus. You may not agree with the religion
behind the name, but saying he was fictional is just ignorant of
history.
Derf Nerfherdererer
>for a Klondike bar?
You sound like a regular at tshirthell.com or something ;)
DaveHX
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DaveHX
turns my stomach
anyways. bye bye
"Jay Random" <jra...@bondwine.com> wrote in message
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> DaveHX wrote:
>
> > you believe what you choose and i'll do the same
>
> Fine. You believe Jesus was a fictitious character, & the rest of us
> will believe that (whatever he was or did) he actually existed. While
> you're at it, you may as well believe that Socrates & Julius Caesar
> didn't exist; it's just as plausible.
>
Derf Nerfherdererer
wrote:
It really has nothing to do with belief systems. I'm a hardcore
agnostic going back to being in the astrophysics dept. at the U of C.
I'm not sticking up for an ideology. What you're saying, though, is
the equivalent of saying you believe there were no such people as
Winston Churchill, Julius Caesar or Ghengis Khan. I guess it's
completely off topic now, so I'll leave you to the mockery from your
peers.
Derf Nerfherdererer
wrote:
I'm not a religous person at all. Jay's point was to make you use a
little bit of simple reasoning. I have a feeling you never did well
in school.
Leafs4Ever
>
> More accurately it would be Southern Ontario and Quebec, I was making a
> comparison to one large populous area having an unproportional effect on
> election outcomes, so that the American poster could see the benefit of an
> electoral college. Examine percentage of vote not just seats elected.
You
> seem to have the numbers, what was the percentage vote in GTA for the
> Liberals (oh, excuse me, cocksucking liberals <spit!>) and of those seats
> how many went to the Liberals.
> After all of the corrucption and theft how many of those 28 seats will
still
> be Liberal.
>
>
Actually an electoral college system is no different than our riding system.
When a candidate wins a state, such as California or Florida, the candidate
gets ALL the electoral votes from that state, no matter many votes were cast
for the opponent. In the last US election, Al Gore actually got a higher
percentage of the popular than George Bush, but because of the states Bush
won, he had more electoral votes. If you went with straight percentage of
vote in Canada, Ontario and Quebec would still dictate the outcome of the
elections because those two provinces contain over 2/3's of the population.
The main difference between the American system and the Canadian one is the
built in checks and balances the American system has by having three equally
powerful levels of government, the Senate, the House of Representatives,
and the Presidency.
Mr. T
Yeah unfortunately they haven't been very equal for quite some time now.
Tropicsprite
> Yeah unfortunately they haven't been very equal for quite some time now.
>
REALLY? You've never heard of "Activist Judges?"
Tropicsprite
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Tropicsprite
Hey, while your at it, what about Mormons? Did Brigham Young actually
exist...or is did BYU just pull a silly name out of the air and use it!
"Jay Random" <jra...@bondwine.com> wrote in message
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> DaveHX wrote:
>
> > there's no talking to you christians. youre always right in your eyes.
> > turns my stomach
> > anyways. bye bye
>
> Hey, nobody even claimed to be a Christian here. Jesus existed. So did
> Muhammad. So did Buddha. They founded religions. These are facts. Are
> the religions true? Obviously they can't all be, & maybe none of them
> are. But that doesn't alter the fact that those men existed.
>
> Have fun in your fool's paradise. The rest of us will be happy that
> reality is less crowded.
>
>
Tropicsprite
know I will go to hell for this!)
GOD: What are you doing, Jesus?
JESUS: Watching the Stanley Cup Finals, dad!
GOD: Oh yeah....I forgot about those....isn't that the Lightning and Flames
playing????
JESUS: Yes, it is. Who are you rooting for?
GOD: Well, I suppose the LIghtning...
JESUS: Really? Why?
GOD: Simple. The Flames represent hell, which is where I was going to send
Canada, but then it would simply kill the joke "Hell has frozen over!"
JESUS: Very funny, dad! What about the Lightning?
GOD: Did you ever see the "Ten Commandments?" I have an image to keep
up...
JESUS: But in that one you came to Moses as a burning bush! That was a use
of flames!
GOD: Picky picky picky......
JESUS: Personally I could care less about either team.....my favorite team
won a Championship two years ago...
GOD: Oh yes, the Angels....don't count on that one to happen again for a
while!
JESUS: Oh let it go, will you? The Yankees lost, fair and square!!!
GOD: It's not the Yankees that bothered me....it's that stupid Christopher
Lloyd!!!!!
JESUS: How about we just throw a Hurricane at Florida so they call it a
draw????
GOD: Good one...I'll get Michael and Gabriel on that right away!!!!
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Dr. Winston O'Boogie
"Tropicsprite" <loveand...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message
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Funny, it use d to be Jesus saves, Espo scores on the rebound!!!!
Dr. Winston O'Boogie
You need to ask Steve Young that question!!
cherryna...@gmail.com
Why if a Christian argues with an immature rebellious atheist he needs to learn more about Christ. We are to be light shining on and in darkness, not light picking on it. How about this if I don't insult you then do likewise and be a man showing respect. Truthfully everyone wants acceptance just find a like minded person and never leave your comfort zone. Anyone can believe what they want, but can anyone believe true love is problematic?
Atheist even have standards of belief and evidence or lack thereof to support their convictions. Atheist have faith in atheism and some strongly adhere to it.
"I do not believe...therefore I DO BELIEVE I do not believe. Both positive and negative in confession. But by all means don't just tolerate me!!! I mean there are nearly 5 billion transitional forms including lucy that validate Darwinian evolution.....wait. Lucy is nearly alone in her ever evolving hype-filled tyrade. Its an explosion!!A Cambrian explosion. So then get the facts, seek truth not comfort. Work hard and it will pay off...yes find a job that you love and youll never have to work a day in your life!
Love to all,
Justin Reagan