My account has been closed

[Anonymous]

Due to my ISP being inundated with complaints from
alt.sports.football.pro.sd-chargers my account has been closed.

Apparently thousands of Very Angry Chargers fans requested that I not
be allowed to post. My ISP immediately closed my account. They told me
that one paying customer wasn't worth the potential loss from "those
big spenders" out in San Diego. "Besides," one employee said,
"badlands420 has the best weed."

"You'll just go through some other server," he said. "There's a good
one in Australia if you're willing to pay the long-distance charges.
But you already know that, don't you. badlands420 told us all about
that."