Dude, Where's my kid?
Hurtin
Seems like Fassel can't hold onto anything. If he put as much tenacity into
finding his kid as he did his Mercedes a few years ago this wouldn't be an
issue. I have to give it to the guy, he fucks like a bunny.
Mr. Pink
Often agitated, never duplicated
Allister Fiend
> http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2003/0516/1554597.html
> "I just lost it and cried for two hours straight," said Mathieson, who
> is a Denver Broncos fan.
He must really hate the Giants! :-)
JD(eagles)
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He was supposed to pull out and bukkake his college sweetheart's face.
But he's a premi ejaculator.
"Whoops honey! I think YOU'RE pregnant. That's ok, our parents are
rich, we'll put the snot up for adoption!" BWHA!
JD
Tony Nichols
"Hurtin" <hur...@aol.comFUdallas> wrote in message
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Way to go. The man finds his son and you make light of it.
Typical of you.
Tony Nichols
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Classless post. Typical.
Midnite Green
spaceship over down-town Rochester...
Midnite Green
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Midnite Green
Blame the Rochester welfare system, not them, Tooney...
Midnite Green
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Hurtin
From: "Midnite Green" ben...@earthlink.net
Date: Sat, May 17, 2003 12:23 PM
Message-id: <5mtxa.1518$rO.2...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
Midnite Green
I hope your wife's foley bag bursts as you try to fuck her tonight, Toony.
IommiRULES
"Hurtin" <hur...@aol.comFUdallas> wrote in message
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Interesting Article. One thing he has held onto long is his job. He is the
longest tenured coach in the NFC (continuous employment for same team),
believe it or not. Damn, times have changed.
Tony Nichols
"Hurtin" <hur...@aol.comFUdallas> wrote in message
Nice one bitch. I have hopes for your wife too. I hope she chokes on
a bone left in a pork roll.
Tony Nichols
"Hurtin" <hur...@aol.comFUdallas> wrote in message
> << Subject: Re: Dude, Where's my kid?
> From: "Midnite Green" ben...@earthlink.net
> Date: Sat, May 17, 2003 12:23 PM
> Message-id: <5mtxa.1518$rO.2...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
>
> Fuck you, Time-Zone. You wouldn't know class if it hovered in a shiny
silver
> spaceship over down-town Rochester...
>
> Midnite Green
>
>
I hope your new home gets infested with termites and you lose satellite
reception
every Sunday during football season.
Midnite Green
world-famous Eagles bar, the Shack, to watch every game at?
Speaking of homes and shacks, how's your new refrigerator box? Must be hard
on home maintenance during those moist Rochester springs...
Midnite Green
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JD(eagles)
"Midnite Green" <ben...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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This coming from Rochesterfirian trailer park trash.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
Tony Nichols
> Bwah. My new home is fucking GREAT! And who needs satellite when I have
the
> world-famous Eagles bar, the Shack, to watch every game at?
Translation: I live in a carboard box in the alley next to the bar.
Must be great MG you get the first pick of all the ate over chicken wings
and blue cheese before it goes rancid.
> Speaking of homes and shacks, how's your new refrigerator box? Must be
hard
> on home maintenance during those moist Rochester springs...
>
> Midnite Green
>
I'll take your question as firsthand experience.
Midnite Green
>
> "Midnite Green" <ben...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:BxRxa.3526$rO.3...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > Bwah. My new home is fucking GREAT! And who needs satellite when I have
> the
> > world-famous Eagles bar, the Shack, to watch every game at?
>
> Translation: I live in a carboard box in the alley next to the bar.
>
Tooney, we all know your shit is very weak, but for Christ's sake, if you're
gonna appropriate someones insult, at least take it from another thread.
Using my insult from the *same* post makes you look lazy as well as
unoriginal...
Before posting, just ask yourself, "is this something Rodney Parker would
do?"
Midnite Green
Tony Nichols
> Tony Nichols <tnic...@rochester.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:dP4ya.14742$5y5....@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
> >
> > "Midnite Green" <ben...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > news:BxRxa.3526$rO.3...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > Bwah. My new home is fucking GREAT! And who needs satellite when I
have
> > the
> > > world-famous Eagles bar, the Shack, to watch every game at?
> >
> > Translation: I live in a carboard box in the alley next to the bar.
> >
>
> Tooney, we all know your shit is very weak, but for Christ's sake, if
you're
> gonna appropriate someones insult, at least take it from another thread.
> Using my insult from the *same* post makes you look lazy as well as
> unoriginal...
>
What??!! You leave yourself wide open for a flame and you speak of comedic
timing
and originality? You would have done the same thing if I said my house was
great
and I can see all the games at the bar. And by the way I don't know what
you call
great comedy but that "refrigerator in a Rochester srping" was textbook for
weak
material. Go listen to Jim Rome or something. I'm not Italian. However, you
may revive
some Rochester schtick such as, "Aqua Velva wearing, Gold chain- wearing,
IROC-Z28
driving, Saturday Night Fever suit wearing, Rochesterian.
> Before posting, just ask yourself, "is this something Rodney Parker would
> do?"
>
I have a lot of respect for Rodney. Don't know how he feels about me but
I wont lose sleep over it. Kinda WEAK for you to throw him up as some
moral barometer when your moral foundation is probably as sturdy as
cheesecloth.
> Midnite Green
>
>
Midnite Green
>
> "Midnite Green" <ben...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:sM7ya.5847$Io.5...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > Tony Nichols <tnic...@rochester.rr.com> wrote in message
> > news:dP4ya.14742$5y5....@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
> > >
> > > "Midnite Green" <ben...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > news:BxRxa.3526$rO.3...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > > Bwah. My new home is fucking GREAT! And who needs satellite when I
> have
> > > the
> > > > world-famous Eagles bar, the Shack, to watch every game at?
> > >
> > > Translation: I live in a carboard box in the alley next to the bar.
> > >
> >
> > Tooney, we all know your shit is very weak, but for Christ's sake, if
> you're
> > gonna appropriate someones insult, at least take it from another thread.
> > Using my insult from the *same* post makes you look lazy as well as
> > unoriginal...
> >
>
> What??!! You leave yourself wide open for a flame and you speak of
comedic
> timing
> and originality?
?
> You would have done the same thing if I said my house was
> great
> and I can see all the games at the bar.
Christ, if I EVER post some shit that weak, I'll drink an O'Douls.
> And by the way I don't know what
> you call
> great comedy but that "refrigerator in a Rochester srping" was textbook
for
> weak
> material.
So you recycle it and flame away? I'll admit it wasn't that great, but why
the FUCK would you then take said weak joke and re-use it?
Man, you aren't the brightest star in the firmament, are you?
> Go listen to Jim Rome or something.
Why? Is he supposed to be funny?
> I'm not Italian. However, you
> may revive
> some Rochester schtick such as, "Aqua Velva wearing, Gold chain- wearing,
> IROC-Z28
> driving, Saturday Night Fever suit wearing, Rochesterian.
>
I prefer Tikrit Tony Time Zone, I'm just waiting for you to claim that
you're mopping up the floor with me.
> > Before posting, just ask yourself, "is this something Rodney Parker
would
> > do?"
> >
>
> I have a lot of respect for Rodney. Don't know how he feels about me but
> I wont lose sleep over it. Kinda WEAK for you to throw him up as some
> moral barometer when your moral foundation is probably as sturdy as
> cheesecloth.
>
*sigh*
Wasn't it *you* who claimed that you'd try to act more like Rod does in here
when you foreswore trolling (for the second time, mind you) at the end of
one of those Pat Tillman threads? Do I have to Google it for you, Time-Zone?
I have a picture in my head of you as the Ruprect character from Dirty
Rotten Scoundrels, rocking a dirty Michael Irvin jersey and a handpainted
star on your eyepatch...
Tony Nichols
Wow! Just a peek into your reality is scary. I could see if I said you
lived in
a REFRIGERATOR by the bar. But I didn't. I said CARDBOARD BOX,
which by the way is more common street life than living in a refrigerator.
>
> Man, you aren't the brightest star in the firmament, are you?
>
And you're just beaming with smarts eh? Read your refrigerator line
again and ask yourself that question.
> > Go listen to Jim Rome or something.
>
> Why? Is he supposed to be funny?
Compared to you? Yes!!
>
> > I'm not Italian. However, you
> > may revive
> > some Rochester schtick such as, "Aqua Velva wearing, Gold chain-
wearing,
> > IROC-Z28
> > driving, Saturday Night Fever suit wearing, Rochesterian.
> >
>
> I prefer Tikrit Tony Time Zone, I'm just waiting for you to claim that
> you're mopping up the floor with me.
Kinda tough when your flames won't hold water
>
> > > Before posting, just ask yourself, "is this something Rodney Parker
> would
> > > do?"
> > >
> >
> > I have a lot of respect for Rodney. Don't know how he feels about me
but
> > I wont lose sleep over it. Kinda WEAK for you to throw him up as some
> > moral barometer when your moral foundation is probably as sturdy as
> > cheesecloth.
> >
>
> *sigh*
>
> Wasn't it *you* who claimed that you'd try to act more like Rod does in
here
> when you foreswore trolling (for the second time, mind you) at the end of
> one of those Pat Tillman threads? Do I have to Google it for you,
Time-Zone?
Go back and Google it! I've kept it to football. I've discussed Parcells
and a few other football related things. Granted the initial Tilman thread
was
me being obnoxious. Other than that its been the adversarial venom
that attacks what I post regardless of the topic. I could post a benign
that GW Bush is a great president and someone in here will find a reason to
attack me and call me TTZ for posting the comment. Granted its a football
board, but hey, I've extened an olive branch only to be met with a sword.
I do appreciate what you said when I was questioned about being a racist
a few weeks ago. I may insult someone but I'll keep it away from the
race thing.
> I have a picture in my head of you as the Ruprect character from Dirty
> Rotten Scoundrels, rocking a dirty Michael Irvin jersey and a handpainted
> star on your eyepatch...
>
>
Here's a more accurate picture for you. 6'1" and a few hours a week in the
gym
wouldn't hurt. Die-hard Cowboys, Sixers, and Yankees fan. At times
intolerant
and obnoxious ( like my heckling the other teams jerk at our softball teams
game last night), taxpayer, good husband, contentious neighbor (even though
my
next door neighbor has refused for the last 12 years to paint his house),
uncle of three
lovely nieces, and good member of the community.
Midnite Green
<snip>
> Wow! Just a peek into your reality is scary. I could see if I said you
> lived in
> a REFRIGERATOR by the bar. But I didn't. I said CARDBOARD BOX,
> which by the way is more common street life than living in a refrigerator.
>
I didn't say REFRIGERATOR, simpleton, I said refrigerator BOX. You know, the
BIIIG ones made out of *cardboard*? Still don't see the connection between
them, bright-eyes?
> > Man, you aren't the brightest star in the firmament, are you?
> >
>
<snip>
> > > > Before posting, just ask yourself, "is this something Rodney Parker
> > would
> > > > do?"
> > > >
> > >
> > > I have a lot of respect for Rodney. Don't know how he feels about me
> but
> > > I wont lose sleep over it. Kinda WEAK for you to throw him up as some
> > > moral barometer when your moral foundation is probably as sturdy as
> > > cheesecloth.
> > >
> >
> > *sigh*
> >
> > Wasn't it *you* who claimed that you'd try to act more like Rod does in
> here
> > when you foreswore trolling (for the second time, mind you) at the end
of
> > one of those Pat Tillman threads? Do I have to Google it for you,
> Time-Zone?
>
> Go back and Google it!
From: Tony Nichols (tnic...@rochester.rr.com)
Subject: Coming Clean.....
View: Complete Thread (21 articles)
Original Format
Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.phila-eagles
Date: 2003-04-17 06:34:19 PST
"I think I'm going to adopt how Rodney handles himself in here. Now I know
some of you will
still reserve the right to treat me like the old TTZ. But, I really am
going to try and mind myself
in here."
> I've kept it to football. I've
> discussed Parcells
> and a few other football related things.
You want to troll so bad you can taste it. It's evident in all your posts.
> Granted the initial Tilman thread
> was
> me being obnoxious. Other than that its been the adversarial venom
> that attacks what I post regardless of the topic.
Because you usually post something incredibly inane everytime your flippers
touch the keyboard.
> I could post a benign
> that GW Bush is a great president and someone in here will find a reason
to
> attack me and call me TTZ for posting the comment.
Wha...? You mean, someone might disagree with your (illformed) political
opinions? I'm shocked!
Dude, you'll forever be called TTZ because you've *earned* it. The only way
to get rid of it is to change your handle and come back with a whole new
identity, or just stay in the Cowboys NG and bash trolls. You're much better
at that than you are at trolling.
> Granted its a football
> board, but hey, I've extened an olive branch only to be met with a sword.
Please. You still make alot of snide, troll-like comments, and you
continually chose to put yourself in the line of fire. And then you act
suprised when you get bitchslapped?
>
> I do appreciate what you said
> when I was questioned about being > a racist a few weeks ago. I may >
insult someone but I'll keep it
> away from the
> race thing.
You've never exhibited any racist tendencies (besides that crack about Pablo
getting you some oranges), only dumbass ones.
> > I have a picture in my head of you as the Ruprect character from Dirty
> > Rotten Scoundrels, rocking a dirty Michael Irvin jersey and a
handpainted
> > star on your eyepatch...
> >
> >
>
>
> Here's a more accurate picture for you. 6'1" and a few hours a week in
the
> gym
> wouldn't hurt. Die-hard Cowboys, Sixers, and Yankees fan.
Bwah.
> At times
> intolerant
> and obnoxious ( like my heckling the other teams jerk at our softball
teams
> game last night),
I sincerely hope you're better at heckling in real life than you are on
usenet.
taxpayer, good husband, contentious neighbor (even though
> my
> next door neighbor has refused for the last 12 years to paint his house),
> uncle of three
> lovely nieces, and good member of the community.
>
Wow. All that and you still get your jollies trolling NG's? That's pretty
fucked up...
Midnite Green
James Bell
"contentious neighbor"
If it were anyone else I'd say that was that a Freudian slip. But you
constantly seem to say incriminating things about yourself. It has got to be
intentional. You're a masochist.
You're mostly contentious in here, too, Patti. Maybe if you were a little
bit more like Rodney or Will and a little less contentious, you might not be
retaliated against every time you post.
Jim
"Midnite Green" <ben...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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JP
U8kya.7140$Io.6...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net, "Midnite Green"
<ben...@earthlink.net> wrote:
You are right, it was him, it lasted all of a weekend I think. He is too
easy to manipulate. Then he tried to make friends with the Family Guy DVD
thread and stupid shit.
JP
James Bell
"JP" <j...@amscray.com> wrote in message
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Does this mean he's not going to the Bills tailgate with you, JP?
Jim
JP
<The...@Guilder.net> wrote:
That is precisely what it means. His credit is as good with me as his
football knowledge is.
JP
>
> Jim
>
>
JD(eagles)
"Midnite Green" <ben...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Tony Nichols
Exactly my point. Try and be civil and it gets turned on you.
Thanks for proving my point JP.
Pablo
That is why I have tried to stay out of arguing with you to much. It seems
you are trying to be good, but you have a few posts that defintely come
across as trollish maybe you don't mean them that way. I don't know, but I
am trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.
>
>
>
>
JP
<no...@home.com> wrote:
He's always been a dipshit troll.
JP
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>
James Bell
news:NC2dnadtG5h...@comcast.com...
He's playing you, Pablo. He's relinquished any benefit of the doubt he might
have once had. You might be new in here this year, but Time Zone has been
here for years and has gone through the cycle before. He trolls, gets
slapped, feigns repentance, promises reform, makes a few "buddy" posts, then
when that doesn't earn him any respect he's right back to the beginning
again. The guy's a classic case of low self-esteem and envy.
Jim
Pablo
"James Bell" <The...@Guilder.net> wrote in message
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I guess I just feel sorry for him. It seems like he wants to make friends,
but always puts his foot in his mouth. I really have no doubt that he will
be back to his totally trolly ways. I just feel pity for him I guess. I'm
getting to be a sap in my old age. ;) Probably some of the pills I'm on help
me be that way too.
>
>
Tony Nichols
Don't listen to Joe or Jim. I could be Mother Teresa and they would
find a problem. The only reason they respect Rodney Parker or Will
is that they do a better job of slapping them upside the head than I do.
Allistair Friend
wrote:
>Interesting Article. One thing he has held onto long is his job. He is the
>longest tenured coach in the NFC (continuous employment for same team),
>believe it or not. Damn, times have changed.
>
Reid Reunited With Cheesesteak
May 16, 2003
Associated Press
Philadelphia -- Eagles coach Andy Reid has reunited with the
cheesesteak he gave away 34 years ago.
Reid was reuinited with the long lost cheesesteak, on Wednesday at a
hotel in Highlands Ranch, Colo. On April 5, 1969, he put the
cheesesteak aside "for just a moment" but when he turned around, it
was gone. Reid kept this loss a secret to all but immediate family.
"We have lived with an unanswerable question for all these years,"
Reid told The Philadelphia Inquirer. "If someone had granted me one
wish in the world, it would always have been to be together and to
know things were OK. ... A day like today, it is a miracle."
WF Peifer
>
> Don't listen to Joe or Jim. I could be Mother Teresa and they would
> find a problem. The only reason they respect Rodney Parker or Will
> is that they do a better job of slapping them upside the head than I do.
>
Actually, it's because of the presence of a little something that you
wouldn't recognize . . . class.
Pablo
"Allistair Friend" <Eag...@REMOVE.com> wrote in message
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even a minute. ;-)
>
>
Allister Fiend
On 21 May 2003, Allistair Friend <Eag...@REMOVE.com> posted:
Midnite Green
Midnite Green
Allister Fiend <Eagl...@starband.REMOVEnet> wrote in message
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JD(eagles)
"Allister Fiend" <Eagl...@starband.REMOVEnet> wrote in message
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Welcome to the club!
James Bell
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I defy Time Zone to find a post where Rod or Will slapped either JP or I.
There have been some discussions and disagreements, I'm sure. But Rod and
Will don't slap regulars in their own group. That would be trollish and
they're not trolls.
Jim
Hurtin
Date: Thu, May 22, 2003 2:11 PM
Message-id: <XxSdndZM85G...@comcast.com>
"Allister Fiend" <Eagl...@starband.REMOVEnet> wrote in message
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> Wow, I have a retarded clone using Teranews!
>>
I have a retarded brother who is a republican. I feel for you.
Allister Fiend
> << Subject: Re: Dude, Where's my kid?
> From: "JD\(eagles\)" JDea...@eagles.net
> Date: Thu, May 22, 2003 2:11 PM
> Message-id: <XxSdndZM85G...@comcast.com>
>
>
> "Allister Fiend" <Eagl...@starband.REMOVEnet> wrote in message
> news:Xns9382E383...@Tama-Drums.com...
>> Wow, I have a retarded clone using Teranews!
> >>
>
>
> I have a retarded brother who is a republican. I feel for you.
I'll bet Norman Braman, the troll who cloned me is a Republican too.
Tony Nichols
"Hurtin" <hur...@aol.comFUdallas> wrote in message
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I'm sure he's not the retarded one in your family.
Midnite Green
Midnite Green
Tony Nichols <tnic...@rochester.rr.com> wrote in message
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Corey Simonator
find a problem.>
And for a good reason. Mother Teresa was a total piece of shit. I don't
understand how anyone can respect a piece of trash that goes around telling
those down and out to just pray and wait to get their's in the afterlife while
using them as a photo op before going off to eat with the leaders oppressing
them.
<The only reason they respect Rodney Parker or Will is that they do a better
job of slapping them upside the head than I do.>
Actually they don't even come in slapping. The one doing that is you and you
keep missing and hitting yourself. I've never seen anyone pat themselves on
their sunburned back as much as you.
JP
20030523000758...@mb-m28.news.cs.com, "Corey Simonator"
<coreysi...@cs.combine> wrote:
Whenever you reappear after an absence you always come back with some funny
shit.
JP
James Bell
news:20030522200533...@mb-m04.aol.com...
> From: "JD\(eagles\)" JDea...@eagles.net
> Date: Thu, May 22, 2003 2:11 PM
> Message-id: <XxSdndZM85G...@comcast.com>
>
>
> "Allister Fiend" <Eagl...@starband.REMOVEnet> wrote in message
> news:Xns9382E383...@Tama-Drums.com...
> > Wow, I have a retarded clone using Teranews!
> >>
>
>
> I have a retarded brother who is a republican.
His nickname is "the smart Keating."
Jim
Hurtin
Date: Fri, May 23, 2003 8:49 AM
Message-id: <bal5d4$gmi$1...@solaris.cc.vt.edu>
Jim
>>
Yeah, so msart they lock him in a room with computers instead of letting him
earn a living by ACTUALLY HAVING TO COMMUNICATE WITH OTHER HUMANS.