Turning Giant games into a drinking game.
Richard Hutnik
miserable. Or, one can make the best of the situation and... turn
Giant games into a drinking game. This is how it works...
Gather your buds around the TV, and have shots ready to go. Take a
shot when:
- Tiki fumbles the ball.
- The Giants get the ball inside the 10 yard line and don't score a
TD.
- The Giants miss an extra point or fieldgoal under 30 yards. Take
another shot if it was due to a poor snap or hold.
- Collins fumbles the ball.
- Collins throws a bonehead INT.
- Collins is sacked by a guy who is left unprotected.
- Mitchell returns the ball less than 5 yards, and it isn't a fair
catch.
- The other team returns a kickoff or punt more than 35 yards. Take
another shot if it is run back for a TD.
- The Giants blow a lead of 3 or more points with less than 2 minutes
left.
- Johnny Lynn fails to make a second half adjustment.
- Fassel challenges a call, uses instant replay, and it isn't
overturned.
- The Giants punt the ball when they are within their 35 yard line.
- The opposing team manages to have a running play or pass reception
of more than 30 yards or more due to a DB falling down on coverage or
at least 3 broken/missed tackles.
- An offensive lineman goes down with an injury.
- A player deemed "essential" to the Giants success goes down with
injuries.
- Toomer drops a catchable ball.
- The Giants go 3 and out.
The way the Giants are playing, it is likely people will be totally
wasted by half time.
- Richard Hutnik
tgifritz
"Richard Hutnik" <richar...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Hell, the way they're playing you might end up dying of alcohol poisoning.
Jeff Gersten
penalized for unsporstmanlike conduct for kicking the official's flag
(and the penalty flag was going against the Skins) is a new one even for
the Giants.
If you play this game, make sure you have a designated driver!
Kevin McClave
Gersten) wrote:
>Well it took only two plays until the first Tiki fumble. Getting
>penalized for unsporstmanlike conduct for kicking the official's flag
>(and the penalty flag was going against the Skins) is a new one even for
>the Giants.
Who kicked the flag?
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tgifritz
"Kevin McClave" <KPMcClav...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 7 Dec 2003 14:54:15 -0500 (EST), JeffG...@webtv.net (Jeff
> Gersten) wrote:
>
> >Well it took only two plays until the first Tiki fumble. Getting
> >penalized for unsporstmanlike conduct for kicking the official's flag
> >(and the penalty flag was going against the Skins) is a new one even for
> >the Giants.
>
> Who kicked the flag?
>
Kevin McClave
wrote:
Damn. I was going to point out the dude had 13 tackles today, too.
GaryFL
wrote:
>
LOL. Whoever the new coach is we won't have to worry about the same
guys jumping offside every week or the same guys roughing the passer
every week or the same guys fumbling all the time. No other coach is
going to tolerate this crap. I don't care who the new coach no one
will ever run an NFL team like Fassel does.
Did you see the play where Ralph Brown dropped 5 yards into the end
zone and Harris had to cover the corner of the goal line from 15 yards
away in the center of the field? Did you hear Baldinger say that the
coaching, that's bad coverage for that part of the field? Damn what a
surprise.
GaryFL
He did ok. He won't be taking penalties like that next year. He's 31
years old though. Actually the best player on the field by far was
Strahan. He was excellent all day.
tgifritz
"GaryFL" <xx...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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The coverages Johnny Lynn has these guys in are a joke. Even when the
starters were all playing they were all over the place. What they've done
to what was once a good defense is as big an indictment of this coaching
staff as any.
grimer
the 2nd quarter and sleep peacefully through the rest of the debacle.
"Richard Hutnik" <richar...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Richard Hutnik
Add to my list, stupid penalties that cost the Giants a positive game.
During the game today, I would make a comment, "that is another shot!"
(I don't drink though).
- Richard Hutnik
Michael Fletcher
Richard Hutnik wrote:
--
MF
See L.A. for class
On March 21 in Los Angeles, former Celtics great (who broke the hearts
of many Lakers fans) Bill Russell had his picture on the scoreboard.
The fans gave him a long ovation.
The previous night, when it was announced that Shaq O'Neal scored his
20,000th point, the fans in Sacramento booed. Then, to make matters
worse, a the game ball was defaced, presumably by a Sacramento fan.
Clinton E. Parish
Sacramento
Rest in Peace, Francis Dayle "Chick" Hearn : 1916 - 2002
Richard Hutnik
> Whoa. Hey DIck. Fancy meeting you here.
Everyone, a bandito. Bandito, everyone.
You guys seriously need to get a grip. You care going to produce more
and more Chens if you decide to do retaliations and the Laker's
newsgroup will end up worse for it. That is the problem with spamming
EVERY newsgroup of someone you dislike for their spamming the Laker's
newsgroup. Someone else dislikes what you write and do it.
You guys are the reason why you have Chucky on your hands now. And
that is indirectly as a result of you insisting on playing a game with
me on the Knicks newsgroup. Of course, nothing will stop you, me,
Chucky or anyone else doing what is going on, which is why I don't
give a flying iota what happens now, except for the people who
maintain these newsgroups. I did try, and it was pointless.
However, usenet shouldn't be one's sewer to piss wherever they like.
Check some FAQs out and see the case of etiquette of newsgroup
posting.
- Richard Hutnik
captainobvious
> Michael Fletcher <mfle...@serverart.org> wrote in message news:<3FD41B5...@serverart.org>...
> > Whoa. Hey DIck. Fancy meeting you here.
>
> Everyone, a bandito. Bandito, everyone.
>
> You guys seriously need to get a grip. You care going to produce more
> and more Chens if you decide to do retaliations and the Laker's
> newsgroup will end up worse for it.
Just out of curiousity, you wouldn't happen to be a liberal?
THE WAR ON TERRA IS A FRAUD!!!
That is the problem with spamming
> EVERY newsgroup of someone you dislike for their spamming the Laker's
> newsgroup. Someone else dislikes what you write and do it.
>
> You guys are the reason why you have Chucky on your hands now. And
> that is indirectly as a result of you insisting on playing a game with
> me on the Knicks newsgroup. Of course, nothing will stop you, me,
> Chucky or anyone else doing what is going on, which is why I don't
> give a flying iota what happens now, except for the people who
> maintain these newsgroups. I did try, and it was pointless.
You are absolutely 100% right about that.
Michael Fletcher
Richard Hutnik wrote:
>Michael Fletcher <mfle...@serverart.org> wrote in message news:<3FD41B5...@serverart.org>...
>
>
>>Whoa. Hey DIck. Fancy meeting you here.
>>
>>
>
>Everyone, a bandito. Bandito, everyone.
>
>You guys seriously need to get a grip. You care going to produce more
>and more Chens if you decide to do retaliations and the Laker's
>newsgroup will end up worse for it.
>
Wow, you sound like my dad talking about Osama Bin Laden and the
situation in the Middle East. Interesting parallel.
Hrm..
Aah..ow. That requires too much thinking. Um....sHuT uP, diCk!!
KoOl cYbRr ViGiLaNtEez!!!!!!!
> That is the problem with spamming
>EVERY newsgroup of someone you dislike for their spamming the Laker's
>newsgroup. Someone else dislikes what you write and do it.
>
>You guys are the reason why you have Chucky on your hands now.
>
We had him on our hands when he called himself VerizonNews before we
ever set foot in the Deuce.
> And
>that is indirectly as a result of you insisting on playing a game with
>me on the Knicks newsgroup. Of course, nothing will stop you, me,
>Chucky or anyone else doing what is going on, which is why I don't
>give a flying iota what happens now, except for the people who
>maintain these newsgroups. I did try, and it was pointless.
>However, usenet shouldn't be one's sewer to piss wherever they like.
>Check some FAQs out and see the case of etiquette of newsgroup
>posting.
>
Just as soon as Chuck Chen cools it, we're done. Well, here at least.
I wonder if he's noticed that becuase of him, there's been attacks on
the Giants, Mets and Rangers groups and the citizens there have become
angry.
The LakerGlove
>.
might be reason to belive that chucky is verizonnews. If so, your
words about how we brought this on ourselves is completely out of step
with reality.
hahahahahahahaha
captainobvious
> Richard Hutnik wrote:
>
> >Michael Fletcher <mfle...@serverart.org> wrote in message news:<3FD41B5...@serverart.org>...
> >
> >
> >>Whoa. Hey DIck. Fancy meeting you here.
> >>
> >>
> >
> >Everyone, a bandito. Bandito, everyone.
> >
> >You guys seriously need to get a grip. You care going to produce more
> >and more Chens if you decide to do retaliations and the Laker's
> >newsgroup will end up worse for it.
> >
> Wow, you sound like my dad talking about Osama Bin Laden and the
> situation in the Middle East. Interesting parallel.
My thoughts exactly. He's been doing this a lot lately... I'll post a
'lil sumptin' on that note...
Michael Fletcher
>Michael Fletcher <mfle...@serverart.org> wrote in message news:<3FD4F60B...@serverart.org>...
>
>
>>Richard Hutnik wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>>Michael Fletcher <mfle...@serverart.org> wrote in message news:<3FD41B5...@serverart.org>...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Whoa. Hey DIck. Fancy meeting you here.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>Everyone, a bandito. Bandito, everyone.
>>>
>>>You guys seriously need to get a grip. You care going to produce more
>>>and more Chens if you decide to do retaliations and the Laker's
>>>newsgroup will end up worse for it.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>Wow, you sound like my dad talking about Osama Bin Laden and the
>>situation in the Middle East. Interesting parallel.
>>
>>
>
>My thoughts exactly. He's been doing this a lot lately... I'll post a
>'lil sumptin' on that note...
>
He's such a drama queen sometimes, but then again that's sorta why we
like him so much.