Raider Ugly Anti-Freak Law Should be Established!
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To be named the ‘Unsightly Raider Ordinance.’ Municipal Code, sec.
36034. It shall be a felony for person with obvious Raider gear, team
colors or tattoos to appear in public. In order to preserve the
quality of life for the community: “No person who is so socially
diseased or their character is so deformed or appearance so disgusting
and improper should be allowed to appear in public or shall expose
himself to public view under the penalty of no less than fifty dollars
for each offense.” Raider fans are ‘feebleminded’ and a menace to
society and civilization and are responsible in large degree for many
if not all, of our social problems.
The community needs your assistance in locating and segregating these
citizens whose mingling with society is blight on mankind and a most
baneful evil. In fact Raider fans are known for celebrating evil,
darkness and unholy practices. Their appearance shocks the mind of
decent citizens. Their black costumes with spikes, rubber swords or
pirate hats should be immediately removed by law enforcement as they
are hauled off community streets. The statute authorizes the removal
of children who are fans of the Oakland Raiders football franchise and
may have a Raiders poster on their bedroom wall or own a Raiders
jersey, to be removed from their homes, even against their parents’
wishes.
We can no longer just simply dismiss the Raider Nation as
unenlightened or barbaric, nor should we tolerate, despise and fear
the hulking, sinister presence of Raiders fans.
Doc Martian
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> <skepti...@aol.com> wrote in message
And the Raider Nation beat me up and stole my lunch money everyday and
they said that my mother dresses me funny, all this happened at age 35.