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NFL Removes All Coaches, Players, Fans Who Have Ever Said A Bad Word, Only Tim Tebow Remains

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goodell blows boys

Oct 18, 2021, 3:36:24 AM10/18/21
U.S.由emember super-Christian and football/baseball player Tim Tebow? The
guy who took a knee before it was cool? Well, Tebow is now officially the
only member of the NFL. The bold change for the league occurred after
officials decided that everyone who had ever said a bad word would be
removed from the league.

The entire NFL will just be an empty field with Tebow tossing a ball to
himself with no spectators, coaches, teammates, opponents, or
commentators, sources at the league confirmed today.

"Welp, I guess it's just Tim out there now," said Roger Goodell in his
resignation speech. "I hope everyone enjoys watching him play. Well, I
mean, you can't actually watch him because we've fired you as a fan for
saying something off-color once. But Tim is a good kid. He'll have fun out

Tebow took to the field for his first NFL game as the only member of the
league Thursday evening, quietly took a knee and said a prayer, and then
just went out there and tossed the ball around to himself. "I just want to
thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for blessing me with this
opportunity," Tebow said. "And I want to thank the rest of the league for
being heathens who said bad words in the past. I owe it all to you guys."

Tebow still didn't score any touchdowns.
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