OT: Things That Make You Go "Hmmm"
The Queen B
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Can you cry under water?
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I go "chunky
dunking."
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents worth in" . . but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does s/he call?
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
up in the first place!
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she
said.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
in prison?
"There are two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works."
--anonymous but wise man
Fred Waiss, Sr.
"The Queen B" <bit...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Wouldn't it be nice if the "mute" on the t.v. remote worked on people?
Why is it that "maturing" is a good thing, but "aging" is a bad thing?
At what age does "middle age" start, and at what age does it become "old
age?"............And this question is having a more personal impact every day.
.....................FW
Brent Wiescamp
Indeed.
> If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
>
Uhhhm, dunno.
> Can you cry under water?
>
Yes. But I wouldn't recommend it.
> When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I go "chunky
> dunking."
>
Uh huh. Me too. See above about crying under water.
> How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> assassinated instead of murdered?
>
Politics again?
> Why do you have to "put your two cents worth in" . . but it's only a
> "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
>
Politics again?
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
I always hoped Little Caeser's would put their square pizzas in round boxes.
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
> be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
First things first. Or politics. Dunno.
> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
> every two hours?
>
Dunno. Slept like a log? Does a log ever wake up?
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>
Oh my. I could see how they would be hearing impaired.
> Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
>
On the silver screen? You turn the TV on. Dunno.
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
It's a God thing.
> If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does s/he call?
>
Would s/he (PC) be able to call anyone if having a heart attack?
> I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
> clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
> up in the first place!
>
LOL!
> Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
> press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
>
I've one finger saluted life before.
> My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she
> said.
>
Hearing impaired again. Although strategically in this case.
> Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
> in prison?
Politics.
Is the Pope the only one that can really take a holy shit?
Raoul
It would be a closed hearing.
> My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she
> said.
Huh?
> Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
> in prison?
My kids contend that school IS prison, so I often assign the Bible for book
reports, that Bible being "To Kill a Mockingbird". Same messages but better
written and less violence.
aloha
LD
D. Power
<geo...@alpinecom.net> wrote:
FWIW I was told that, if you take your current age and double it, and
can't imagine yourself living that long, you're middle-aged.
DP (unimaginative)
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