How do you spell monkey? C-H-H-A-B-R-A

[Alan McKendree]

Hey! Proof that if you give enough monkeys terminals and leave them
alone, one will eventually end up posting to newsgroups or even
sending personal mail:

Date: Fri, 17 Dec 1993 15:49:57 -0800
From: chh...@netcom.com (Vinnie Chhabra)
Message-Id: <1993121723...@mail.netcom.com>
To: am...@geryon.mcc.com
Subject: Re: Cowgirl fans need education
Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys
References: <chhabraC...@netcom.com> <CI5Dz...@mcc.com>

Hey Alan McFuck,
The Niners rule and you should learn how to also spell
your last name right. You COwgirl faggots will be eating
lots of cow dung next month as the Niners will kick the shit
out of the Cowgirls.

and

Date: Fri, 17 Dec 1993 15:58:25 -0800
From: chh...@netcom.com (Vinnie Chhabra)
Message-Id: <1993121723...@mail.netcom.com>
To: am...@geryon.mcc.com
Subject: Re: Monday night
Newsgroups: alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys
References: <2emdnj...@boa.cis.ohio-state.edu> <CI5EL...@mcc.com>

It figures a Cowgirl faggot would create a kill file because
they don't know how stand up for their dipshit team.
Face it, McFuck you guys in Texas are able to dance like faggots,
dress like faggots, and play football like dipshits.

The amazing thing is, it only took 9 minutes for the monkey to compose
the second message and forge Vinnie Chhabra's name to it.

--
Alan McKendree The Who/Little Feat/racquetball/Rand
To call something public is to define it as dirty, insufficient and hazardous. The
ultimate paradigm of social spending is the public rest room. -P. J. O'Rourke