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Chaos_Not@Home

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Dec 28, 2005, 10:10:36 AM12/28/05
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Many of you "newer-types" may not be familier with Geof Morris, but I
was scanning through archives and found this comment from Geof in
January 2001 about Mike Brown and when Katie might take over.

I know many of us wondered if she could handle the job and probably
more than one said no way and some said maybe... but here was a comment
by Geof' on that topic.....


"... Seriously, if Katie decides she knows
football like her dad, we'll be no better off. But I have a gut
feeling that won't happen.

GFM "

Like I said - many of us wondered and pondered this, but I was thinking
about Geof and am somewhat surprised he hasn't surfaced during the year
just to give his input.

stebain

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Dec 28, 2005, 10:41:08 AM12/28/05
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"Chaos_Not@Home" <mel...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Maybe he was Kantou!!!

I wonder what did happen to him. I know he got super busy with work, but
would have expected something... if only at the time of playoff guarantee.


John

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Dec 28, 2005, 12:15:34 PM12/28/05
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Try www.gfmorris.net He's still around but seems to have ceased caring
about the Bengals. Shame. He added a lot of good and lively
discussion to this NG, though.

John

dw

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Dec 28, 2005, 8:26:19 PM12/28/05
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John wrote:

Geof's last post to this group was 9/10/2002

" You guys have fun. I'm not completely abandoning ship, but I
refuse to support the team while Mike Brown is in charge, and I refuse
to do further damage to my liver by discussing the sad state of
affairs with y'all.

Feh.

GFM "

Guess he wasn't kidding. One can argue about whether or not MB is still
"in charge" but that is a matter of semantics.

This declaration came immediately following the 2002 season opener
against San Diego. I can honestly say I appreciate where Geof was coming
from. My brother had an extra ticket to the game and invited me and I
remember it vividly. It was brutal. In case anyone need's a refresher:

- San Diego 34, Cincinnati 6

- Temperatures were in the low 90s that day. Bengals players were
laying on the field all game long apparently out of shape. The same
could not be said for Marty's boys.

- The Bengals started the game with a delay of game penalty on their
very first offensive play, an ominous start on the way to a 2-14 season.

I told my brother never to take me to another game after that.

dw.

Michael Lawson

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Dec 29, 2005, 10:42:54 AM12/29/05
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"dw" <bungl...@fuse.net> wrote in message
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Look at the difference between this year's home
opener and that year's. This time it was the Vikings
who were laying out.

--Mike L.


Geof F. Morris

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Dec 29, 2005, 9:36:27 PM12/29/05
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Yeah, I wonder why I haven't surfaced myself. I think my answer is
that I just don't have the time. ;)

[Actually, the main reason I dumped Usenet after Sep 2002 is that I was
working full-time and traveling to broadcast the D-I hockey games of my
alma mater, UAH. That year whipped my ass, and I never got back on the
cart after that.]

But thanks, John, for looking me up ... I popped into this thread just
because someone visited my site from Google Groups. ;)

The Marvin Lewis Era sure has been one hell of a lot of fun, especially
this season. I know a lot of Steelers fans, and every time they start
talking about "how the Bengals won't beat us in the playoffs", I have a
one-word answer: "Standings."

Damn, y'all. The last time you could give that answer as a Bengals
fan, kids in Ohio wore those fugly-ass goggles because Chris Sabo
somehow made them cool.

And stebain ... no, I was not Kantou. I probably would have punched
Kantou in the mouth. ;)

[Nah, I'm kidding about that.]

I hope all y'all are kickin' ass, that your Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa
seasons have been joyous, and that 2006 finds you all well ... and that
it finds the Bengals with a couple damn playoff victories.

WHO fucking DEY, bitches!

GFM

Chaos_Not@Home

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Dec 30, 2005, 7:15:12 AM12/30/05
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That was a fugly game.

Chaos_Not@Home

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Dec 30, 2005, 7:17:31 AM12/30/05
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Geof... great to hear from you and to see you're doing well.

Nice pick up of the favored tag line with your addition "WHO fucking
DEY, bitches!"

Stop by when you can.

- Scott

Geof F. Morris

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Dec 30, 2005, 8:19:22 AM12/30/05
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See, and there I was afraid that y'all would think I'd lost my mind and
had gone totally profane. :)

Shoot, I'm just happy that any of you remember me.

GFM

Michael Lawson

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Dec 30, 2005, 10:11:49 AM12/30/05
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"Geof F. Morris" <gfmo...@gfmorris.net> wrote in message
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Us old timers do. There's plenty of people who
used to post from time to time that dropped off
the radar. Guys like Dan Eilerman, Mike Tissandier,
the "Cousin Brucey" Guy out in AZ, a guy from
Montreal or Quebec (I think). Hell, even the original
Kantou is gone.

--Mike L.


stebain

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Dec 30, 2005, 11:02:16 AM12/30/05
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"Michael Lawson" <mtl@[REMOVE-TO-REPLY]fuse.net> wrote in message
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I haven't seen MikeH / Haney in here in eons.


John

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Dec 30, 2005, 11:31:41 AM12/30/05
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>Us old timers do. There's plenty of people who
>used to post from time to time that dropped off
>the radar. Guys like Dan Eilerman, Mike Tissandier,
>the "Cousin Brucey" Guy out in AZ, a guy from
>Montreal or Quebec (I think). Hell, even the original
>Kantou is gone.

>--Mike L.


Also Costanza from Las Vegas and for the really old-timers how about
Rev Lovejoy and Anthony (Nigro--I believe?) Anthony was a diehard
Bengals fan who managed a pizza shop in Phillie. His sig had "Car-Car
3:16 in it if anyone remembers that.

There were a couple of others who posted with the Rev all the time but
there names escape me. They were very knowledgable about the game and
a couple of them eventually set up their own Bengals websites. whether
any of them are still around, I have no idea.

And how about Mike Oberly--whose sig said "Rain can't wet me when I
have my poui in my hand." No matter how many times we asked, he never
did explain that.

John

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Dec 30, 2005, 11:31:46 AM12/30/05
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>Us old timers do. There's plenty of people who
>used to post from time to time that dropped off
>the radar. Guys like Dan Eilerman, Mike Tissandier,
>the "Cousin Brucey" Guy out in AZ, a guy from
>Montreal or Quebec (I think). Hell, even the original
>Kantou is gone.

>--Mike L.


Michael Lawson

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Dec 30, 2005, 12:47:14 PM12/30/05
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"John" <dahlgr...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> >Us old timers do. There's plenty of people who
> >used to post from time to time that dropped off
> >the radar. Guys like Dan Eilerman, Mike Tissandier,
> >the "Cousin Brucey" Guy out in AZ, a guy from
> >Montreal or Quebec (I think). Hell, even the original
> >Kantou is gone.
>
> >--Mike L.
>
>
> Also Costanza from Las Vegas and for the really old-timers how about
> Rev Lovejoy and Anthony (Nigro--I believe?) Anthony was a diehard
> Bengals fan who managed a pizza shop in Phillie. His sig had
"Car-Car
> 3:16 in it if anyone remembers that.

I remember Rev, I can't help but think that he and
Anthony left around the time that LeBeau took
over. I disappeared for a while myself, but that
was because work kinda took precedence.

> There were a couple of others who posted with the Rev all the time
but
> there names escape me. They were very knowledgable about the game
and
> a couple of them eventually set up their own Bengals websites.
whether
> any of them are still around, I have no idea.

Mike T. did, but it didn't last too long. Last I heard
he's out in CA now after having gotten his PhD
from Ohio State.

> And how about Mike Oberly--whose sig said "Rain can't wet me when I
> have my poui in my hand." No matter how many times we asked, he
never
> did explain that.

To be honest, I'm kinda glad we never got an explanation
out of him for that. Just added to the mystique.

--Mike L.


Brian Aubel

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Dec 30, 2005, 12:47:33 PM12/30/05
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Shoot even that Brian Aubel guy has mostly dropped out of sight this season.

(Back from New Orleans again.)

"stebain" <ste...@NOTTHISPARTwoh.rr.com> wrote in message
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OrangeDood

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Dec 30, 2005, 2:27:47 PM12/30/05
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If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another
five minutes, Geof F. Morris <gfmo...@gfmorris.net>!

Dude!

--
Cheers,
--Jeff
Let's Go Orange!

Geof F. Morris

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Dec 30, 2005, 6:15:59 PM12/30/05
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On 2005-12-30 09:11:49 -0600, "Michael Lawson"
<mtl@[REMOVE-TO-REPLY]fuse.net> said:

> Hell, even the original Kantou is gone.

Good riddance.

GFM


Geof F. Morris

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Dec 30, 2005, 6:17:56 PM12/30/05
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On 2005-12-30 13:27:47 -0600, OrangeDood <no_this_isnt@my_email.com> said:

>> Shoot, I'm just happy that any of you remember me.
>
> Dude!

I don't know whether to hug you or lob obscenities at you, Tindall.

Can I do both? ;)

Damn, I feel like I'm wasting everyone's time with old home week here,
but hell ... it's not like this weekend's game matters too much, eh?

GFM

OrangeDood

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Dec 31, 2005, 12:16:45 AM12/31/05
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Geof F. Morris wrote:
> On 2005-12-30 13:27:47 -0600, OrangeDood <no_this_isnt@my_email.com> said:
>
> >> Shoot, I'm just happy that any of you remember me.
> >
> > Dude!
>
> I don't know whether to hug you or lob obscenities at you, Tindall.

Nobody wants to see two fat guys hug. Start cussin'.

Cheers,
--Jeff

Geof F. Morris

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Dec 31, 2005, 4:28:20 AM12/31/05
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On 2005-12-30 23:16:45 -0600, "OrangeDood" <gocinc...@yahoo.com> said:

> Geof F. Morris wrote:
>> I don't know whether to hug you or lob obscenities at you, Tindall.
>
> Nobody wants to see two fat guys hug. Start cussin'.

:chuckle: Well, if I want to be offensive ... "Paul Pasqualoni".

GFM

OrangeDood

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Dec 31, 2005, 6:16:06 AM12/31/05
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If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another
five minutes, Geof F. Morris <gfmo...@gfmorris.net>!

> On 2005-12-30 23:16:45 -0600, "OrangeDood"

Oh, right to the big guns, I see how ya are...

Geof F. Morris

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Dec 31, 2005, 9:36:30 AM12/31/05
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On 2005-12-31 05:16:06 -0600, OrangeDood <no_this_isnt@my_email.com> said:

> If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another
> five minutes, Geof F. Morris <gfmo...@gfmorris.net>!

>> :chuckle: Well, if I want to be offensive ... "Paul
>> Pasqualoni".
>
> Oh, right to the big guns, I see how ya are...

Hey, when have I been one to pull punches? ;)

I'll be honest: I'm glad you guys have dragged me back in. There's
only but a handful of Bengals fans in this area, so it's hard to find
people who understand what the last 15 years have been like. :)

GFM

dw

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Dec 31, 2005, 2:27:30 PM12/31/05
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Geof F. Morris wrote:

>
> I'll be honest: I'm glad you guys have dragged me back in.

Dragged you back reluctantly, kicking and screaming it seems ;-).

> There's
> only but a handful of Bengals fans in this area, so it's hard to find
> people who understand what the last 15 years have been like. :)

We can empathize.

dw.

Geof F. Morris

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Jan 1, 2006, 2:55:05 PM1/1/06
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On 2005-12-31 13:27:30 -0600, dw <bungl...@fuse.net> said:

> Geof F. Morris wrote:
>
>>
>> I'll be honest: I'm glad you guys have dragged me back in.
>
> Dragged you back reluctantly, kicking and screaming it seems ;-).

Yeah, but it's a slow week. Wait until I get back to building
rockets; I just won't have the time.

>> There's only but a handful of Bengals fans in this area, so it's hard
>> to find people who understand what the last 15 years have been like. :)
>
> We can empathize.

I had one friend decide that he was going to give up on his team this
year. He looked at me and said, "Can I hop on the Bengals' bandwagon?"
Now, I'm torn ... half of me wants to say, "Hell no! You haven't
followed this team the last 15 years!" But then I remembered that he's
a Saints fan.

GFM <-- home from the sports bar and now going to go watch the
US-Canada IIHF game he TiVo'd last night.

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