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BIG JOHNSON T-shirts
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69 E.Normus Varieties...Let her offer a helping hand when the gerkin needs
jerkin'
Absolutely... She'll want a BIG JOHNSON
Alien...The biggest probe this side of uranus
Army...Drop 'em, soldier and give me ten!
Auto Parts.....She may just ask for a little header but give her the whole
crankshaft!
Bait & Tackle Shop...Guaranteed to hook you up!
Bar & Casino...Liquor up front Power in the rear
Baseballs...She'll take a few balls under the chin to get ahold of your
high hard one!
Billiards...You'll always shoot better when you're looking down at a nick
tight rack!
Body Shot Cantina...Lick it, Suck It, Swallow it whole!
Bowhunting Equipment...Pull out your 100 lb. Johnson and watch the fur fly!
Bowling Balls...She'll always get a sweet release when she's playing with
your BJ!
Bowling Balls...The bigger your balls, the more you pick up!
Brakes are for..... PUSSIES.
Cigar Club...Let her have the Pleasure of puffing on a well wrapped BIG
JOHNSON!
Climbing ...You'll stay up longer when you're wedged into a tight crack
with a BJ
Clinton...She will be happy to serve your subpoena when you extend your
probe
Deep Socket ...You'll always get a nut off when you've got a BIG JOHNSON
DIRT IS FOR RACING..... Asphalt's just for gettin' there.
Dixie Johnson...The SOUTH'S not the only thing rising again!
Drag Racing..... Hump 'em for a quarter mile lick 'em at the end.
Drivers...It's easy to reach the hole when you're strokijng with a BIG
JOHNSON!
Driving Ranges...Our balls come by the bucket
Dynos...She'll always bet sittin' on the pole when you're revvin' up a BIG
JOHNSON
Extra Heavy Beer...Stand Back folks! I don't know how much head I'm gonna
get!
Fire Department...Finding the hot spot and hosing it down!
Fire Dept...Find the hot spot, hose it down and leave 'em wet and steamin'!
Fire Hoses...If you want to get in the hot spots you've gotta have the big
one
Fire Hoses...It's not how many fires you put out...It's the size of your
"J" that counts!"
Fire Hoses...You can pump for hours when you're hosing with a BIG JOHNSON!
Firefighters...Stand Back Baby! I don't know hot hot it's gonna' get!
Fish Finders...It's a straight shot to the honey hole when you've got a BJ!
Fishing Rods...It's easy to reel 'em in when you've got a BIG JOHNSON!
Fishing...Happiness is discovering the annual blowfish migration
Foreplay Johnson style…get in the truck baby
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Go Karts..... You'll always be in the pole position when she pull-starts
your BJ!
Godzilla…Bigzilla…It's my size that matters.
Golf Clubs...It's not how straight you drive your balls it's the size of...
Golf...Golf is a game of inches...Some of us are born with an advantage!
Gum...Big, Pink and ready to Blow!
Gym...Always pumpin' up with a NICE CLEAN SNATCH!
Gym...Hang with the huge!
Hand Jacks..... you'll get your nuts off easer when your JOHNSON'S been
fully Jacked.
Hard Drives...Why settle for a 5 1/2 inch floppy when you get more ram from
a BJ!
Haulers.....If you wanna' haul ass around the track you've gotta have a BIG
JOHNSON!
Hockey Sticks...It's easy to slap a hard one between the pipes with a BJ
Hunting Lodge…we always eat what we shoot
I'd Rather Cut 'em Off..... Then finish SECOND.
Impact Wrenches..... When you need to get the really big nut off in a hurry
Indy Pit Crew..... Every member has a purpose!
Irish..got a little Irish in you?(How about a whole lot more?)
Italian…Make her an offer she can't refuse
Landscaping...It's easy to trim a little bush when you're packing a BJ!
Late Models..... Getting in deep is never a problem when your hooked up
with a BJ
Lead...Follow...or..... EAT THE WALL.
Life may be full of choices...But she'll always choose a BIG JOHNSON!
Lubes...Jack her up, give her a quick squirt and get ready for the next
one!
Marines...We're looking for a huge good man!
Mean drivers suck...Why don't you drive over here,and show me how MEAN you
can be!
Mean People Suck...Step out of the car and show me now MEAN you can be!
Motorcycles.....You'll never have to ride a hog, when you've got a BIG
JOHNSON!
Motorcycles...The bigger your crotch rocket, the longer she'll want to
ride!"
Motorcycles…If you can read this the bitch fell off!
Motorcycles…You always get a lot more inches when you've had your BJ
stroked
Mud Tires...No hole's too deep or sloppy when you're driving with a BIG
JOHNSON!
Night Sticks...The beats not the only thing you'll pound when you're
swinging a BJ
Nuts, If you wanna have this...You've gotta have these
Paintballs...May BALLS are full, my BARREL's loaded...and this is gonna'
get messy!
Parcel Service...We carry the biggest packages (and we come three times a
day!)
Pit Crew..... Getting in and out is easy when you've got a BIG JOHNSON.
Police Department...Spread 'em! Or I'll Shot my Load!
Police Department...Stand back baby! I don't know how BIG it's gonna get!
Police Department...Trust the man who swings the big stick
Pool Cues...You'll always get felt on your balls when you're shooting with
a BJ
Power Tools...Big toos for big jobs
Powerboats...She'll be suckin' more than gas when you've got a BIG JOHNSON
Pro Shop...Guaranteed to help you score
Puptents...When you're going deep in the bush,it pays to have a BIG
JOHNSON!
quad ATVs.....She won't mind doin' it on all 4's when you're driving with a
BJ
Racing..... Always goin' in deeper, always comin' out dirty!
Racing...Where winning is a matter of inches...Some of us are born with an
advantage!
Rescue Squad...If you can't ram 'em, SPREAD 'EM!
Rodeo...She won't run too far when you whip out your BIG JOHNSON
Scoobie Johnson...She'll do more than beg for this bone!
Sea-Goo...Let her grab a handful of throttle and watch how wet she gets
Shotguns...You'll feel lots of action when you give her a few quick pumps
Shotguns...You'll go deeper in the bush and always shoot twice when you're
packing a BJ!
Sinkers...You'll always hit bottom when you're sinkin' a BIG JOHNSON
Skin Diving...She may need a bigger blowhole when she's going down with a
BJ!
Small cigars --Life's too short to smoke small cigars, Smoke my BIG JOHNSON
Snorkels...They'll always go doen longer when you given 'em a BIG JOHNSON
to blow!
Snowboards...Strap on the BIG ONE !
Snowmobiles...Find 'em frigid, ride 'em hard, leave 'em slushy !
Soccor Balls...It's easy to penetrate the box when you're scoring with a
Big Johnson!
Softball...You'll be driving your balls up the middle when your're swinging
a BJ
SouthPark…Johnson Park…I got your Cheezy Poofs right here.
SouthPark…Johnson Park…It's not what comes out of his mouth that…
SouthPark…Stoned Park
Speed Kills..... But it beats going slow.
Sprint Cars..... She won't mind getting a little dirty when you're sliding
in the BJ
Sprint Cars..... The bigger the cushion the better the pushin'
STAND BACK BABY !..... I don't know how BIG it's 'gonna get.
Star Force...May I force one in you
Star...She will be happy to serve your subpoena when you extend your probe
Stock Cars...It's easy to handle her curves when you're pushin' with a BIG
JOHNSON!
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Tequila El Grande Johnson...Never mind the salty taste, just swallow the
big worm!
Tequila…Lick it, slam it, suck it, and don't forget to swallow the big worm
Tex…Home of the original long horn
The Enormous Johnson Ultra Long Boards...Give her an endless ride
The original Rod-Man...as BIG as he wants to be!
Tickle My Johnson...and see what comes up!
Titanium Performance Parts..... It ain't cheating unless you get caught.
Top 10 Reasons dirt track racing is more than than asphalt...
Truck Racing..... Your bed will be rockin' when you're hooked up with a BIG
JOHNSON
Truck Stop… she'll be pumpin' more then fuel when you pull in with a BJ
Trucking Company...,You'll always deliver a massive load, when you're
haulin' a BJ!
Twist her 'n Turn her...Twist her up, tie her down, and slip her the big
knot!
VIAGRA -- REAL FIREMEN DON'T NEED VIAGRA!
VIAGRA -- REAL FISHERMEN DON'T NEED VIAGRA!
VIAGRA -- REAL GOLFERS DON'T NEED VIAGRA!
VIAGRA -- REAL POLICEMEN DON'T NEED VIAGRA!
VIAGRA -- REAL RACERS DON'T NEED VIAGRA!
Waterskis...Just one pull and you'll be up and sprayin'
Wrestling...She'll go down for the count when you're pile-drivin' with a BJ
Wrestling…I got two words and you will need two hands
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