Screw you Toronto!

Luke Jackson

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Oct 30, 2007, 8:59:03 AM10/30/07

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I'm glad I get to leave this hellhole. From Jane & Finch to Queen &
Victoria Park the places and faces of this city stand in direct opposition
to everything that makes humanity great. I couldn't care less if I never
play another game in the NBA as long as it means that I never have to set
foot in this steaming dungheap again!

You people are craven, gutless cowards. I haven't the slightest clue
what base and hideous interests drives you subhuman pig-men, but I am sure I
don't want to know.

Every second I spend in this city feels like a week in the presence of
you monstrous non-people. I would have left Toronto immediately, but I
wanted every last one of you grubby, ass-faced animals to realize exactly
where you stand in the food chain. You are not a part of that chain. You
exist outside of the human community, and when I return to the United States
I will make sure that the whole nation-indeed, the world-understands that
fact with no ambiguity. I will not defend you. I will invite any nation to
invade and destroy this horrible graveyard of the soul. To hell with all of
you, and good riddance.

All the best,
Luke Jackson

ebrian

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Oct 30, 2007, 1:20:12 PM10/30/07

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As angry as all of this sounds, if Luke Jackson can write like this,
he might have a decent future after all. (the above) was pretty well
articulated, even if he isn't the best basketball player in the world
(re: worst player on the Raptors who's not named Juan Dixon), he's got
a good future possibly in writing.

I salute you Luke. Good luck to you, and don't let the door hit you
in the ass on the way out.

Pr0metheus

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Oct 30, 2007, 3:44:12 PM10/30/07

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We all love you too Luke.

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Pr0metheus.

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Good Man

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Oct 30, 2007, 3:54:48 PM10/30/07

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"Luke Jackson" <lj...@mlse.ca> wrote in
news:13ieakv...@news.supernews.com:

> All the best,
> Luke Jackson

oh Onion Knight, put that creativity toward a paid gig!!

ebrian

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Oct 30, 2007, 4:15:03 PM10/30/07

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On Oct 30, 3:54 pm, Good Man <he...@letsgo.com> wrote:
> "Luke Jackson" <l...@mlse.ca> wrote innews:13ieakv...@news.supernews.com:

>
> > All the best,
> > Luke Jackson
>
> oh Onion Knight, put that creativity toward a paid gig!!

For anyone who's interested, employees at MLSE have emails ending in
"@mapleleafsports.com".

ebrian

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Oct 30, 2007, 6:05:55 PM10/30/07

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On Oct 30, 8:59 am, "Luke Jackson" <l...@mlse.ca> wrote:

A perfect example right here of American ignorance, regardless of
whether or not this truly is Luke Jackson.

Onion Knight at

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Oct 31, 2007, 9:23:05 AM10/31/07

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"Good Man" <he...@letsgo.com> wrote:
>
> oh Onion Knight, put that creativity toward a paid gig!!

No idea what you are talking about.

Not that creative though. Most of it was lifted from a famous speech by
Al Gore.

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Good Man

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Oct 31, 2007, 10:31:19 AM10/31/07

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"Onion Knight" <dioneo(at)hotmail.com> wrote in
news:13ih0dt...@news.supernews.com:

hmmm... posted via the same usenet provider as you, and no other regular
has it...

guess that's why my PI business failed