yeah...
i can just picture two guys like you and tall can, kicking back,
relaxing, holding each others love wands...
problem is, so can you...
lol...
bozak wrote:
Oh lord...
"Love wand" is the funniest thing I've heard to date. Gotta forward this
to ASBNLL 2.
>
>
> lol...
--
MF
"The Lakers also are interested in adding inside muscle, and may
accomplish this by bringing up Malik Rose from their Triple-A farm club
at San Antonio."
-- Randy Hill, Fox Sports
"I don't know who out there can compete with [Shaq]. He's sort of like a
weather phenomenon. You have to wait until it passes."
-- Celtic GM Chris Wallace
Rest in Peace, Francis Dayle "Chick" Hearn : 1916 - 2002
Hey Dust -- REMEMBER WHO SHUT DOWN THE ALAMODOME!
"Snotty end of my love musket" works as well, don't you think? ;-)
Jeff
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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no its actually from reading two braindeads like NZDooofus and
tall can... i dont see how anybody else could think any different...
between all the asskissing the both of you do with each other,
one would have to know eventually you guys would get around to the
penis...
Jeff Mayner wrote:
> "Michael Fletcher" <mfle...@serverart.org> wrote in message
> news:3E364ED6...@serverart.org...
> >
> >
> > bozak wrote:
> >
> > > "NZDude" <nzd...@REMOVETHISihug.co.nz> wrote in message
> > > news:b14v0m$3nu$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz...
> > > > Thank you for making my point about your infatuation with homosexual
> > > > practices. Care to explain that one Boz?
> > >
> > > yeah...
> > > i can just picture two guys like you and tall can, kicking back,
> > > relaxing, holding each others love wands...
> > >
> > > problem is, so can you...
> >
> > Oh lord...
> >
> > "Love wand" is the funniest thing I've heard to date. Gotta forward this
> > to ASBNLL 2.
>
> "Snotty end of my love musket" works as well, don't you think? ;-)
As does Monty Python's "One-eyed trouser snake."
See that's the funny thing B...neither of us is doing these things yet you
have some infatuation with describing acts of homosexual male sex. So again
I ask, what is your infatuation with that topic?
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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> Jeff Mayner wrote:
>
>> "Michael Fletcher" <mfle...@serverart.org> wrote in message
>> news:3E364ED6...@serverart.org...
>> >
>> >
>> > bozak wrote:
>> >
>> > > "NZDude" <nzd...@REMOVETHISihug.co.nz> wrote in message
>> > > news:b14v0m$3nu$1...@lust.ihug.co.nz...
>> > > > Thank you for making my point about your infatuation with homosexual
>> > > > practices. Care to explain that one Boz?
>> > >
>> > > yeah...
>> > > i can just picture two guys like you and tall can, kicking back,
>> > > relaxing, holding each others love wands...
>> > >
>> > > problem is, so can you...
>> >
>> > Oh lord...
>> >
>> > "Love wand" is the funniest thing I've heard to date. Gotta forward this
>> > to ASBNLL 2.
>>
>> "Snotty end of my love musket" works as well, don't you think? ;-)
>
> As does Monty Python's "One-eyed trouser snake."
Props to Beatrice and Buff Coat for "blue veiner".
btw, good post for ASBNLL 2, Fletch!
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/ \ |. \
/ \ \ |
/ .--._ .---. | \ |
| / -__- \ | ~-/--`-`-`-\ |
| | | | | \ |
|| || | | |
|| ,_ _. || Heh heh heh.. | | |
|| e e || Pull my finger == | |
|| _ |_ || | =-. .-. |
@| (o\_/o) |@ o|/o/ _. |
| _____ | / ~ \ |
\ ( /uuuuu\ ) / (/___@) ___~ |
\ `=====' / Heh huh, |_===~~~.` |
\ -___- / No way, asswipe _______.--~ |
| | \________ |
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/ \ __/-___-- -__
/ \ / __\
/__| AC/DC |__\ -|Metallica || |
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Only if you are implying that it is a single shot weapon.
i am not infatuated with you two homosexuals...
i think both of you are hilarious...
btw, nice snip... lol...
for one i am keeping this homosexual clown by the name of
NZDoofus on a nice chain...
you should appreciate me allowing you to come out of the closet
in your favorite sports ng... dont worry, it wont be as bad as you
think it will be... oh no wait, your buddy tall can is homophobic...
never mind... im sure that would be a huge blow to your self esteem
if THE guy that you are in love with turned down your homosexual
admiration of him by calling you a faggot...
im guessing you should still go for it...
tall can is gay, just like you...
And since you are speaking of closets, is this your vain attempt to ask for
help being pushed out of yours? With all the male genitalia and gay sex
references B, I would guess you are a man who knows what he is talking
about. That is either through, active visualization (ie. fantasizing) or
experience. You can tell all of us which it is, when you're good and ready
B.
NZD
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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the average person on usenet would look at all of this shit ive
said about you and think to himself, why even bother answering...
yet me mentioning the fact that you are gay will not allow you
to let this thread go...
something about one who protests just a little to much???
dont get mad at me because the love of your life tall can
is homophobic... i know its tough for you, but you will
get through it some how...
good luck...
Ahh that is an interesting reply B, because I think most people who read
this thread would agree with me that you are a homosexually obsessed person
with a penchant for describing these kinds of images. Seems to me you are
more interested in defending your questionable sexuality, given that you are
the one who admits to being able to picture men engaged in homosexual erotic
acts.
Plus you should know that the people in here are open minded enough to
accept you during this difficult time of personal awakening as you struggle
to make your way out of the closet and into self-acceptance of your deviant
lifestyle.
NZD
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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> **Sarcasm Mode On**
> Yes I sit around waiting and obsessing over what some idiot thinks and says.
> My life is ruined, I'm off to therapy now because some homsexually obsessed
> person on UseNet wanted to drag me into images from his fantasy life....
> **Sarcasm Mode Off**
>
> Ahh that is an interesting reply B, because I think most people who read
> this thread would agree with me that you are a homosexually obsessed person
> with a penchant for describing these kinds of images. Seems to me you are
> more interested in defending your questionable sexuality, given that you are
> the one who admits to being able to picture men engaged in homosexual erotic
> acts.
>
> Plus you should know that the people in here are open minded enough to
> accept you during this difficult time of personal awakening as you struggle
> to make your way out of the closet and into self-acceptance of your deviant
> lifestyle.
> NZD
<snip>
Isn't it mid summer down there? Isn't it beautiful
outside? Why are you arguing with this idiot?
Life is too beautiful to be wasted like this . . .
I agree about life as well. This isn't really an argument though William,
this is more like point out the fallacies of someone else's statements.
NZD
"william lynch" <x@y.z> wrote in message news:BA5EC788.10CEB%x@y.z...
no you sit around wondering and waiting to hear what I think...
> My life is ruined,
lol... obviously
> Ahh that is an interesting reply B, because I think most people who read
> this thread would agree with me that you are a homosexually obsessed person
> with a penchant for describing these kinds of images. Seems to me you are
> more interested in defending your questionable sexuality, given that you are
> the one who admits to being able to picture men engaged in homosexual erotic
> acts.
>
> Plus you should know that the people in here are open minded enough to
> accept you during this difficult time of personal awakening as you struggle
> to make your way out of the closet and into self-acceptance of your deviant
> lifestyle.
> NZD
lets see, if i say what bozak says, then im the man...
pathetic...
oh yeah this must be more of your psychological destroying...
yes, you have been mindfucked...
you are still trying to show your manhood...
that being the case you better send us all monitors the size of
a drive-theater screen so that we might get just a glimpse...
so far, you still look like a weak bitch to me...
next time try and say something creative other than just
saying the same shit i said to you...
youre boring as fuck...
ahhh yes the "me too" brigade...
willie lynched is still pissed because i took away his
water color set from him... :-)
see, there so much asskissing between the both of you
morons, there is no way anybody could think that you
arent homosexual...
i bet right now youre thinking how great it would be
to kick it with willie lunchmeat...
Well, we are unseasonably warm here, but I
can't enjoy it due to another cold (second
in six weeks. Yuk.) So my mind set is a
tad on the murky side. As long as you are
enjoying the exchanges . . . .
"william lynch" <x@y.z> wrote in message news:BA5F81B6.4AE%x@y.z...
You say I'm boring I say you are so poorly equipped for a battle of wits
that if you were a nation the U.N. would send you intelligence aid.
NZD
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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you are the homosexual image...
> If you did any actual thinking I might be interested in what you had to say.
> Instead you repeatedly fall back on third grade school yard tactics, yelling
> "Fag!" at the top of your lungs. What's next B, Mama jokes, fat jokes, bald
> jokes, accusation of child molestation or terrorist sympathising what?
you know, its obvious that im the vet, and you cant even make the
pop warner team...
i put the hook in your mouth... and unfortunately, i end up ripping the
damn thing right through your gills... :-)
where do i start...
okay, i'll start here...
arent you one of the morons who is constantly saying nobody reads
you bozo??? yes you are... that being the case why is it so easy for
me to fuck you over talking about your homosexuality??? obviously
you care a great deal about what i say (another bullshit lie put to
rest) because you keep on getting whats left of your ass torn to
shreds... get some self esteem you wack fuck... if you arent homosexual,
then why are you going on and on about you not being homosexual with
some guy that you dont even FUCKING know you MORON???
you want to know what mindfuckage is all about, read any of your
responses to me... you say you dont care about me calling you homosexual,
yet you answer every post that is directed to YOUR homosexuality...
most of the people who are not MORONS pretty much have seen this
game i play over and over and over again... but only morons like you,
tall can, lames, lenny, phyllis, jc moron, continually get the shit kicked
out of you with the same weak ass bullshit... yes thats right, BULLSHIT...
but you are so caught up in defeating the big bad bozak, you cant figure
it out...
i have laid waste to many a moron much smarter than your dumbass...
and on that note...
i dont mind that you and tall can fuck each other... :-)
enjoy...
my infatuation is laying WOOD to your dumbass...
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED... :-)
and once again, i really dont mind that you are homosexual...
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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My replies to your previous posts have little to do with denying anything,
and a lot to do with pointing out the fallaciousness in your reasoning.
Face it B, you admit to being able to picture men in homosexually erotic
positions. You use this kind of imagery over and over. You must be
obsessed with it, why else would you have every person you have a beef with
starring in their own prison shower scene, with you there to watch or
participate?
See you are the one busy defending your turf and your beliefs. You say I am
just saying the same things back to you, what I am in fact doing is
providing you a mirror to look at yourself with. You are a repressed, sad
little individual who finds some sense of empowerment at the keyboard, by
being able to facelessly go on power trips imagining yourself to be
meaningful and important. In truth these are just your delusions of
adequacy. Add them in with you obvious discomfort about your own sexuality
and you have a pathetic person teetering on the edge of meaninglessness.
As I said to you before B, you couldn't fuck with my mind if you were
sitting on my shoulder trying to ram your dick in my ear. You do not have
the capacity or intellectual wherewithall to be an actual challenge, what
you are is an amusing waste of my time.
NZD
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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lol...
now this is truly funny... the same bitch that is worrying about
me exposing him as a homosexual is now concerned about
me rubbing my dick on him...
funny, i never once thought about rubbing my dick on you...
dude, what you and tall can do with each other should be
left outside of the ng...
way to jump out of the closet there moron... :-)
exactly bitch, dont forget it...
you are too fucking stoopid to know otherwise...
like i said, you are the homosexual image...
you prove it with every post, closet boy... :-)
> As I said to you before B, you couldn't fuck with my mind if you were
> sitting on my shoulder trying to ram your dick in my ear.
again he thinks of my dick in his ear...
lol...
tall can is going to be pretty pissed off when he reads that...
Nice snip job, giving up the fight to prove everyone who thinks you are
stoopid is a homo?
ahhh yes, a "me too" job by lil lenny the football illiterate...
please show proof of this...
you wont, because you cant...
but then again, you are a moron...
how is it that you didnt complain about his snip job
ya lil bitch???
oh thats right, i forgot, i huwt ya widdle fewings...
my bad...
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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> No what you are Blow-Sack is too pathetic to care about.
yet the dumb bitch answers my every post...
i love it when they are so fucked up they dont know it... :-)
well its good to see youve stopped thinking about my dick
being in your facial area mr.closet homosexual... :-)
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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lets see, so far this moron has yet to realize that he is the one
talking about keeping my dick in his facial area, and me rubbing
my dick on him...
closet homosexual??? not even close...
HE'S ON FIRE!!! :-)
> Keep banging that drum Johnny One-Note.....
> NZD
lol... johnny one note...
kind of reminds you of "johnny tall can", doesnt it???
biting ass bitch...
just kwit bitch, you arent creative, you arent funny...
oh my bad, in a way you are...
but just not funny ha ha... :-)
try for once to get some of your own material...
oh my bad, i forgot, youre serious...
youre mindfucked...
lol...
And speaking of lacking creativity....Your entire repertoir is one long
repeating course of "You're a fag!" Its so nice to see the actual
intolerance of our self-appointed national tear duct.
You should learn to just program a robot to respond for you B. That way you
could save yourself the time of pretending to have any imaginative dialogue.
NZD
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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okay stooopid, please show me where i said this to you...
you cant, youre making it up, cause youre weak, wack,
and way off track...
your boyfriend tall can is the bigot who calls people fags...
but you say nothing when that happens...
i know, i know, you love him so... :-)
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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> That B is an all-time record for self-admittance of stupidity.
> NZD
no the record for all-time record for self-admittance of stooopidity
would go to you who constantly says nobody should respond to me,
yet you are here getting worked like a two dolla ho... :-)
congrats...
See you play your little games by such interesting rules. You use all the
things you accuse everyone else of (snipping, misrepresenting, flasifying,
re-directing) all the while claiming the status of the victim of all this.
You attempt to attack and attack, making so many constant barrages perhaps
in the hopes that in the midst of the sheer number of posts you generate a
person will lose sight of the imbecilic arguments you are putting forth.
BTW, why all the anger? Too small to play the sports you wanted, always
picked last for the teams at school, whatever has you so bitter, you should
really deal with it.
See B, you are like a little Yorkshire Terrier stuck in a car in a super
market parking lot. Yapping fiercely away at any passers-by because they
can't get at you, but out on the streets, your yapping quickly ceases
because people can and will actually put the boots to you. You go right
ahead and take snippets of this thread and make your pathetic fallacious
arguments. I'll just keep bitch slapping you with logic...
NZD
------------
> That B is an all-time record for self-admittance of stupidity.
> NZD
------------
i see i am supposed to provide proof, when you have yet too...
lol...
your a fucking carnival act...
youre still serious, and you are still hurting... :-)
was tall can good in the sack last night???
As far as the rest, I have no proof to provide you jag-hoff....I haven't
snipped or said anything that wasn't in your posts. You on other hand. Mr.
Excuses, makes an accussation against me and then cannot provide any proof
of it because no proof exists. You are just a sad little pathetic being
only capable of making yapping noises like a lap dog because in reality that
is all you are, an internet version of a lap dog.
Enjoy your status as the biggest lame-o, non-thinker on UseNet. Not many
people manage to admit that they imagine men naked in all sorts of positions
and then cannot even fathom the implications of what they have written, but
you B. Have managed to do all this, admit to all of it and falsify claims
against me as well.
Why should you have to prove yourself, because you area lying sack of sheep
sh*t and proof is the only thing you can provide to prove different. Plus,
you are inacapable of doing anything more interesting then jumping around
and yelling "I'm right, 'cuz I say I'm right." Which makes your
intellectual capabilities about equal to your average five year-old.
Congratulations B, in your case I'm sure that represents a giant step
upwards.
NZD
---------------------
exactly...
*yawn*
People like you should just stay on the sidelines given that your brain
doesn't allow you to accomplish higher order reasoning.
NZD
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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*crickets*
"NZDude" <nzd...@REMOVETHISihug.co.nz> wrote in message
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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what he means is, even he was tired of saying the same old non
creative shit over and over...
another one bites the dust...
hey, i guess this got to him:
"NZDude" <nzd...@REMOVETHISihug.co.nz> wrote in message
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> Pathetic and typical.
"NZDude" <nzd...@REMOVETHISihug.co.nz> wrote in message
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> No what you are Blow-Sack is too pathetic to care about.
yet the dumb bitch answers my every post...
i love it when they are so fucked up they dont know it... :-)
**********
at least now he knows it... :-)
Oh yeah and.......
RE-PLONK....
NZD
" bozak" <bo...@mail.com> wrote in message
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mindfuckage rules!!! :-)