The Mamba that Grew from Concrete Where Only the Strong Survive
Granville Waiters' Ghost
would now like to share with you the greatest website ever:
KB24.com, the website of THE NEW KOBE BRYANT.
For the most part, it's like tysonchandler.com and the rest. There are
two awesome features, though. First, Kobe (and it's *got* to be Kobe,
though don't confuse "KobeBryant" with "kobelover" or "KobeBryant24Fan"
or "KobeIsGod") posts in his own forum:
Here you can be humbled and amazed by pearls of wisdom like "lol i knew
that".
But the real money... this is where it's at. THE TRUTH.
It's awesome. Kobe's inner thoughts, in free-verse, all signed humbly by
MAMBA:
> Knee is feeling better
>
> Another day of therapy.
>
> Knee feels better today, hopefully it will feel great tomorrow.
>
> I have my NMT therapist (neuro muscular therapist) coming over
> tonight to help break up my scar tissue.
>
> Very pleased and proud of the way my brothers played last night.
>
> Lamar is READY.
>
> Looking forward to tonight's challenge and keeping the momentum rolling.
>
> Strength and honor.
>
> - Mamba
I feel this.
> I'm excited about this season.
>
> I can't wait to play.
>
> The energy of opening night is always special.
>
> We are beginning our journey. We will face many obstacles and
> challenges, but we will face them TOGETHER AS ONE.
>
> The excitement of tonight was beginning to cloud my judgment of
> playing, I want to play, BUT I am not there yet. I am rounding 3rd
> base and will be home SOON.
>
> Big thanks to all you, I love all the support. It helps fuel my drive.
>
> WE WILL STAY IN TOUCH, THIS IS MY HOME.
>
> AND MI CASA ES SU CASA.
>
> Enjoy the site.
>
> - Mamba
Kobe kicks some Latin:
>
> October 30 :: 2006
> The Truth
> Scito hoc super omnia.
>
> Haec vita est tua una sola.
>
> Dum vita superest,
>
> utere maxime quoque puncto,
>
> momento, et hora quae habes.
>
> Tempus neminem non manet.
>
> Noli manere tempus.
>
> Carpe diem.
And speaking of tysonchandler.com, it's been redesigned! There's a blog,
but no entries yet. I will be eagerly awaiting further developments,
although the only thing there know are Tyson's "Quick Facts":
* My favorite food is without a doubt french fries.
* Tupacs All Eyes on Me is song I can never hear enough.
* My favorite musical artist is the Game.
* Second to basketball, footballs my favorite.
* For favorite ice cream, Im a straight vanilla man.
* To get ready for games I listen to music.
* When Im not playing basketball I love to go the movies.
* And my favorite movie is the Matrix.
* And while I love my whole family, nobody had more influence on me
growing up than my grandfather. Hes still my hero.
And finally, there's jalenrose.com. It's be redesigned as well and
transformed into a blog. Like Tyson, he's got nothing up yet (although
the "coming soon" is ominously dated November 1, 2006).
sv0f
> And speaking of tysonchandler.com, it's been redesigned! There's a blog,
> but no entries yet.
This is so...appropriate.
What would the entries be? "We played the Wizards tonight. I love
playing them because Brendan Haywood is my bitch. Everyone knows the
only reason he let Etan Thomas beat him out as the starter is because
he didn't want to go up against T-Chand. Still, I knew there would be a
time when we went up against each other. Unfortunately, I fouled out
late in the second quarter. Still, I rode him pretty hard from the
bench. He pretended like he didn't hear me but I know he did. What a
punk. Peace out."
sv0f
PS: We lost because Chris Paul missed a three-pointer at the buzzer. I
couldn't be mad because Chris is my boy. We combined for 24 points, 7
rebounds, 6 assists, and 2 steals tonight. He's only just tapping his
potential. With a veteran like me tutoring him, it shouldn't be long
before people speak of him the same breath as me, Eddie, and Jamal. USA
in 2008!!!!!
Frank Rizzo
PPS: Shout out to my fellow WRIT (Wide Receiver in Training) Adonal
Foyle. Aint nobody catch the rock like me and my brother Adonal. Did
you catch me on Halloween dressed as a pipe cleaner? 3 2 1 TC
Granville Waiters' Ghost
"Frank Rizzo" <champ...@yahoo.com> wrote:
PPPS: See you all at the all-star game!
Granville Waiters' Ghost
Granville Waiters' Ghost <x@x.x> wrote:
> > Looking forward to tonight's challenge and keeping the momentum rolling.
> >
> > Strength and honor.
> >
> > - Mamba
The more I think about this, the more I like it. I'm going to start
signing memos this way. GWG is already a cool name, but imagine if I had
an even cooler nickname.
"Penny,
We need more bic pens from Office Depot. Make sure you order some and
some of the yellow legal pads, I like those better than the white.
Strength and honor,
Trousersnake"
Frank Rizzo
Granville Waiters' Ghost wrote:
> In article <x-1559C9.15...@news.west.earthlink.net>,
> Granville Waiters' Ghost <x@x.x> wrote:
>
> > > Looking forward to tonight's challenge and keeping the momentum rolling.
> > >
> > > Strength and honor.
> > >
> > > - Mamba
>
>
> The more I think about this, the more I like it. I'm going to start
> signing memos this way. GWG is already a cool name, but imagine if I had
> an even cooler nickname.
>
>
> "Penny,
>
>
Actually I do like that, but he stole it from Maximus..
Rizzo
Marc Heiden
10/18/06
Had to cross another restaurant off my list. There arent as many
restaurants in Oklahoma City as Chicago so Im worried because the list
isnt that long any more. Today I got a "technical" from the manager and
I got "ejected". I tried to explain that the waitresses were handing me
the drinks too fast and that's why the drinks got spilled. The
waitresses are crazy. They just whiz those drinks in there as soon as I
have my hands out and I make eye contact with them. Im like, hold on a
minute, right? I tried to explain it was the waitresses fault and not
mine so I shouldnt have to pay for the drinks but the manager wouldnt
listen. Coach Scott says I should just let the waitress put the drink
on the table, but I get thirsty so I want it as soon as I see it. Only
the strong survive and it makes you thirsty to be strong as youd know
if you were strong. ;-D