Oy vey. I see the Terrible Twosome were at it again in the 9th inning
last night: Alvarez and Sanchez BOTH striking out with the tying and
winning runs on base. McCutchen must be sitting between those two
loads on the bench because whatever Gaby and The Turd at Third have is
starting to rub off on Andrew. I imagine Sanchez will be gotten rid
of after this, another losing season, but I don't understand the time-
investment the team is making in Alvarez. I mean, if you are the GM,
how many times can you look at that air swing? Pedro Alvarez is the
only player in MLB that could sell his bats on eBay and advertise them
as "GAME USED, MINT CONDITION."