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denis
Apr 7, 2012, 4:08:37 PM4/7/12
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Did you hear about the two queer judges?
They tried each other!
What's a homosexual masochist?
A sucker for punishment!
What do you get if you cross a homo Eskimo and a nigger?
A snowblower that doesn't work!
Have you heard about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios?
Pour milk on them and they eat themselves!
What do you call a homo Jew?
A Heblew!
Did you hear about the faggot truckers?
They exchanged loads!
Two faggots were on a sunny beach. The first one said, "Shall I put
the
umbrella up?"
"Yes," replied the second homo, "But don't open it, I'm a bit sore!"
What do you call a gay club with no stools?
A fruit stand!
If three faggots are in bed together what do you call the one in the
middle?
A double adapter!
What do you call the foreskin on a faggot?
Mudflaps!
They tried each other!
What's a homosexual masochist?
A sucker for punishment!
What do you get if you cross a homo Eskimo and a nigger?
A snowblower that doesn't work!
Have you heard about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios?
Pour milk on them and they eat themselves!
What do you call a homo Jew?
A Heblew!
Did you hear about the faggot truckers?
They exchanged loads!
Two faggots were on a sunny beach. The first one said, "Shall I put
the
umbrella up?"
"Yes," replied the second homo, "But don't open it, I'm a bit sore!"
What do you call a gay club with no stools?
A fruit stand!
If three faggots are in bed together what do you call the one in the
middle?
A double adapter!
What do you call the foreskin on a faggot?
Mudflaps!
dolf
Apr 7, 2012, 4:15:19 PM4/7/12
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Wasn't there an avalanche in Pakistan?
Ships and boats having problems at sea?
Fasgnadh (fasg...@yahoo.com): “So, for those of you who enjoy beginning
coffee shop conversations with "The Death of God”. It's time to change
the subject! It's time to talk about something else, because it's not
happening at all.
People are becoming more religious, not less religious, and religion
itself is also evolving…”
Crow "Arsewipe" Raver (quotht...@nevermore.com): “Wow. You're as
long-winded as Fasgnadh, and twice as incoherent.”
Fred Hall (fkh...@databasix.com): “You forgot to mention my name, Doof.”
dolf: “Who is Fasgnadh, that I should regard him? How little he knows.”
Crow "Arsewipe" Raver (quotht...@nevermore.com): “Another
semi-coherent loon from Australia.”
dolf: “A Hoodoo Guru?”
John “Feral Forte Agent Dog” Baker (nu...@bizniz.net): “A bit closer to
sane than dolf, though, as difficult as that may be to imagine.”
Australian Skeptics / The Millennium Project [www.ratbags.com/rsoles]:
“And you would know about wanking, Dolt.”
dolf: “It's coming for you.
@memeBrain [Telos: #1694, Super: #9 - Inconstancy of Achievement,
Practicing Placidity; I-Ching: H7 - Army; Tetra: 32 - Legion, Ego: #74 -
Controlling Feelings, Overcome Delusion; I-Ching: H39 - Obstacles;
Tetra: 80 - Labouring]
Its quite the load--It will be the death of you.
@memeBrain [Telos: #3553, Super: #41 - Playing with Reversal, Sameness
in Difference; I-Ching: H26 - Restraining Force; Tetra: 60 -
Accumulation, Ego: #70 - Difficulty in Knowing How, Obtuse; I-Ching: H53
- Gradual Progress; Tetra: 14 - Penetration]
You are going to drown.
@memeBrain [Telos: #2253, Super: #6 - Female Superiority, Completion of
Form; I-Ching: H25 - Innocence; Tetra: 66 - Departure, Ego: #66 -
Strategic Reversal, Putting Oneself Behind; I-Ching: H41 - Decrease;
Tetra: 55 - Diminishment]
Like death warmed over--spermicidal!”
@memeBrain [Telos: #1838, Super: #31 - Military Stratagem, Quelling War;
I-Ching: H32 - Endurance; Tetra: 51 - Constancy, Ego: #56 - Abstruse
Mysterious Virtuosity; I-Ching: H55 - Abundance; Tetra: 46 - Enlargement]
The people which sat in darkness saw great {megas-great [G3173]: #87}
light; and to them which sat in the region and shadow of death light is
sprung up." [Matthew 4:16]
"And, behold, there was a great {megas-great [G3173]: #87} earthquake:
for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled
back the stone from the door, and sat upon it." [Matthew 28:2]
"And they departed quickly from the sepulchre with fear and great
{megas-great [G3173]: #87} joy; and did run to bring his disciples
word." [Matthew 28:8]
"And cried with a loud {megas-great [G3173]: #87} voice, and said, What
have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure
thee by God, that thou torment me not." [Mark 5:7]
"And, behold, there arose a great {megas-great [G3173]: #87} tempest in
the sea, insomuch that the ship was covered with the waves: but he was
asleep." [Matthew 8:24]
"And there arose a great {megas-great [G3173]: #87} storm of wind, and
the waves beat into the ship, so that it was now full." [Mark 4:37]
"And if a man also strive {athleo-strive [G118]: #266} for masteries,
yet is he not crowned, except he strive {athleo-strive [G118]: #266}
lawfully." [2Timothy 2:5]
- dolf
- www.grapple369.com/memeBrain.html
You've changed your email address again Denis.
Ships and boats having problems at sea?
Fasgnadh (fasg...@yahoo.com): “So, for those of you who enjoy beginning
coffee shop conversations with "The Death of God”. It's time to change
the subject! It's time to talk about something else, because it's not
happening at all.
People are becoming more religious, not less religious, and religion
itself is also evolving…”
Crow "Arsewipe" Raver (quotht...@nevermore.com): “Wow. You're as
long-winded as Fasgnadh, and twice as incoherent.”
Fred Hall (fkh...@databasix.com): “You forgot to mention my name, Doof.”
dolf: “Who is Fasgnadh, that I should regard him? How little he knows.”
Crow "Arsewipe" Raver (quotht...@nevermore.com): “Another
semi-coherent loon from Australia.”
dolf: “A Hoodoo Guru?”
John “Feral Forte Agent Dog” Baker (nu...@bizniz.net): “A bit closer to
sane than dolf, though, as difficult as that may be to imagine.”
Australian Skeptics / The Millennium Project [www.ratbags.com/rsoles]:
“And you would know about wanking, Dolt.”
dolf: “It's coming for you.
@memeBrain [Telos: #1694, Super: #9 - Inconstancy of Achievement,
Practicing Placidity; I-Ching: H7 - Army; Tetra: 32 - Legion, Ego: #74 -
Controlling Feelings, Overcome Delusion; I-Ching: H39 - Obstacles;
Tetra: 80 - Labouring]
Its quite the load--It will be the death of you.
@memeBrain [Telos: #3553, Super: #41 - Playing with Reversal, Sameness
in Difference; I-Ching: H26 - Restraining Force; Tetra: 60 -
Accumulation, Ego: #70 - Difficulty in Knowing How, Obtuse; I-Ching: H53
- Gradual Progress; Tetra: 14 - Penetration]
You are going to drown.
@memeBrain [Telos: #2253, Super: #6 - Female Superiority, Completion of
Form; I-Ching: H25 - Innocence; Tetra: 66 - Departure, Ego: #66 -
Strategic Reversal, Putting Oneself Behind; I-Ching: H41 - Decrease;
Tetra: 55 - Diminishment]
Like death warmed over--spermicidal!”
@memeBrain [Telos: #1838, Super: #31 - Military Stratagem, Quelling War;
I-Ching: H32 - Endurance; Tetra: 51 - Constancy, Ego: #56 - Abstruse
Mysterious Virtuosity; I-Ching: H55 - Abundance; Tetra: 46 - Enlargement]
The people which sat in darkness saw great {megas-great [G3173]: #87}
light; and to them which sat in the region and shadow of death light is
sprung up." [Matthew 4:16]
"And, behold, there was a great {megas-great [G3173]: #87} earthquake:
for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled
back the stone from the door, and sat upon it." [Matthew 28:2]
"And they departed quickly from the sepulchre with fear and great
{megas-great [G3173]: #87} joy; and did run to bring his disciples
word." [Matthew 28:8]
"And cried with a loud {megas-great [G3173]: #87} voice, and said, What
have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure
thee by God, that thou torment me not." [Mark 5:7]
"And, behold, there arose a great {megas-great [G3173]: #87} tempest in
the sea, insomuch that the ship was covered with the waves: but he was
asleep." [Matthew 8:24]
"And there arose a great {megas-great [G3173]: #87} storm of wind, and
the waves beat into the ship, so that it was now full." [Mark 4:37]
"And if a man also strive {athleo-strive [G118]: #266} for masteries,
yet is he not crowned, except he strive {athleo-strive [G118]: #266}
lawfully." [2Timothy 2:5]
- dolf
- www.grapple369.com/memeBrain.html
You've changed your email address again Denis.
ram...@truthonly.com.swordofbaal
Apr 7, 2012, 4:17:22 PM4/7/12
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"denis" wrote in message
news:464fcf0c-8fa4-4cd3...@do4g2000vbb.googlegroups.com...
> Did you hear about the two queer judges?
> They tried each other!
dolf
Apr 7, 2012, 4:44:24 PM4/7/12
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#8, #50, #5, #3, #20, #1 = phero (G5342): 1) to carry; 1a) to carry some
burden; 1a1) to bear with one's self; 1b) to move by bearing; move or,
to be conveyed or borne, with the suggestion of force or speed; 1b1) of
persons borne in a ship over the sea; 1b2) of a gust of wind, to rush;
1b3) of the mind, to be moved inwardly, prompted; 1c) to bear up i.e.
uphold (keep from falling); 1c1) of Christ, the preserver of the
universe; 2) to bear, i.e. endure, to endure the rigour of a thing, to
bear patiently one's conduct, or spare one (abstain from punishing or
destroying); 3) to bring, bring to, bring forward; 3a) to move to,
apply; 3b) to bring in by announcing, to announce; 3c) to bear i.e.
bring forth, produce; to bring forward in a speech; 3d) to lead, conduct;
burden; 1a1) to bear with one's self; 1b) to move by bearing; move or,
to be conveyed or borne, with the suggestion of force or speed; 1b1) of
persons borne in a ship over the sea; 1b2) of a gust of wind, to rush;
1b3) of the mind, to be moved inwardly, prompted; 1c) to bear up i.e.
uphold (keep from falling); 1c1) of Christ, the preserver of the
universe; 2) to bear, i.e. endure, to endure the rigour of a thing, to
bear patiently one's conduct, or spare one (abstain from punishing or
destroying); 3) to bring, bring to, bring forward; 3a) to move to,
apply; 3b) to bring in by announcing, to announce; 3c) to bear i.e.
bring forth, produce; to bring forward in a speech; 3d) to lead, conduct;
dolf
Apr 7, 2012, 4:57:14 PM4/7/12
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Fred Hall (fkh...@databasix.com): “Sure there is, Dolf. For you to pull
another fake aids troll.”
J. “Spooks” Waldby (wichita...@msn.com): “Some putos were in the
laundry hall and they were talking about how some chick saw me pull a
gun out of my bag. What they could not get over was how my bag was
magenta today. I says to those two guys, "chinga su dos a tu puta
madre." (Literally: “Fuck your two whore mothers”; It is a Mexican slang
phrase meaning: “You were birthed from your father's two ass cheeks")
then they saluted me and stepped into line behind the hund[r]ed [of]
other putos who were carefully walking behind me.
I raised up my arms with the hands p[o]inted away from my head and
donned my grey rebel jacket and hood and I says to the sphinx step aside
puto because I was the sphinx and it was my mirror image. Then I says to
quinn who has taken to doing construction work in an orange jacket with
his long grey beard I says to him quinn I liked you except when you are
needy but now you are a ghost on the rocks without a tinge of regret on
PBS Sesame Stre[e]t.
You have boys like fifteen as your new slavedriver and they like to slap
you twice with their left hand on your left cheek after smoking meth in
the [h]allway.
naaaah i just fucked yer mom. heh.”
dolf: “Not as well as I fucked you over--[the above] is a gateway to
eternity which is closed to you... (if one node is correct--the whole
mind of God is).
I bought a new (redback) yard broom to commemorate the recent US
invasion of Australia’s Northern Territory on 4 April 2012 and went to
the laundry with a blue (Potts Point) bag to wash my lamb’s wool bed
mattress cover.
Een huisvrouw's werk is nooit gedaan - maar ritueel maakt je vrij!”
Jonesie “Canadian” Trash (caseyte...@yahoo.com): “English + Haitian
+ Creole + Dutch
Waarom ga je niet af neuken van posten hier, jij stomme Australische
idioot? [Literally: Why don’t you fuck off from posting here, you stupid
idiot Australian?]
Ga seks hebben met jezelf. [Literally: Go have sex with yourself.]”
dolf: “Voodoo Hoodoo to you too!”
#1, #30, #5, #50, #1 = 'elahh (H426): 1) god, God; 1a) god, heathen
deity; 1b) God (of Israel);
#10, #2, #70, #5 = be`a' (H1156): 1) to ask, seek, request, desire,
pray, make petition; 1a) (P'al); 1a1) to ask, request; 1a2) to seek (for
favour);
#3, #30, #3, #30, #6, #5, #10 = galgal (H1535): 1) wheel;
#6, #5, #10, #30, #30, #6 = yalal (H3213): 1) (Hiphil) to howl, wail,
make a howling;
#6, #8, #30, #8, #30, #5 = chalchalah (H2479): 1) pain, trembling,
terror, writhing, anguish;
with the eyes; 1b) to perceive by any of the senses; 1c) to perceive,
notice, discern, discover; 1d) to see; 1d1) i.e. to turn the eyes, the
mind, the attention to anything; 1d2) to pay attention, observe; 1d3) to
see about something; 1d31) i.e. to ascertain what must be done about it;
1d4) to inspect, examine; 1d5) to look at, behold; 1e) to experience any
state or condition; 1f) to see i.e. have an interview with, to visit; 2)
to know; 2a) to know of anything; 2b) to know, i.e. get knowledge of,
understand, perceive; 2b1) of any fact; 2b2) the force and meaning of
something which has definite meaning; 2b3) to know how, to be skilled
in; 2c) to have regard for one, cherish, pay attention to [(1Th. 5:12) ;
#4, #5, #9, #8, #50, #1, #10 = deo (G1210): 1) to bind tie, fasten; 1a)
to bind, fasten with chains, to throw into chains; 1b) metaph.; 1b1)
Satan is said to bind a woman bent together by means of a demon, as his
messenger, taking possession of the woman and preventing her from
standing upright; 1b2) to bind, put under obligation, of the law, duty
etc.; 1b2a) to be bound to one, a wife, a husband; 1b3) to forbid,
prohibit, declare to be illicit;
J. “Spooks” Waldby (wichita...@msn.com): “You did not fuck me over.
My friends do not like it if I pretend to be something I am not. You
obviously are not a long time resident of the loaca cloaca you are
posting to. I appreciate your input.”
dolf: “I had to tell this chick in front of her mother: “Don’t touch
that CD ROM [which contains this document] because it will bring death
to someone--she didn’t so much as flinch.”
Burn in hell you perverse sick fuck.”
Craig Chilton [www.TravelForPay.org]: “Giggle? How cute.”
dolf: “Pucker up dear!”
% (per...@gmail.com): “[E]ven if you don't answer me, my replies to you
still count in my post count, so [I’]ll use you for that.”
Jani...@comcast.net (x-no-archive: yes): “LOL”
dolf: “You slack goat head.”
Fred Hall (fkh...@databasix.com): “Flattery will get you nowhere.”
dolf: “How’s the testicles?”
Fenced In World (GRINDR) 19 yo: “Fine thx”
dolf: “Good to hear.
Knock knock!”
Fenced In World (GRINDR) 19 yo: “I don’t play games.”
dolf: “It’s pleasant talk boy--so when you fuck remember what I said.”
Fenced In World (GRINDR) 19 yo: “What”
another fake aids troll.”
J. “Spooks” Waldby (wichita...@msn.com): “Some putos were in the
laundry hall and they were talking about how some chick saw me pull a
gun out of my bag. What they could not get over was how my bag was
magenta today. I says to those two guys, "chinga su dos a tu puta
madre." (Literally: “Fuck your two whore mothers”; It is a Mexican slang
phrase meaning: “You were birthed from your father's two ass cheeks")
then they saluted me and stepped into line behind the hund[r]ed [of]
other putos who were carefully walking behind me.
I raised up my arms with the hands p[o]inted away from my head and
donned my grey rebel jacket and hood and I says to the sphinx step aside
puto because I was the sphinx and it was my mirror image. Then I says to
quinn who has taken to doing construction work in an orange jacket with
his long grey beard I says to him quinn I liked you except when you are
needy but now you are a ghost on the rocks without a tinge of regret on
PBS Sesame Stre[e]t.
You have boys like fifteen as your new slavedriver and they like to slap
you twice with their left hand on your left cheek after smoking meth in
the [h]allway.
naaaah i just fucked yer mom. heh.”
dolf: “Not as well as I fucked you over--[the above] is a gateway to
eternity which is closed to you... (if one node is correct--the whole
mind of God is).
I bought a new (redback) yard broom to commemorate the recent US
invasion of Australia’s Northern Territory on 4 April 2012 and went to
the laundry with a blue (Potts Point) bag to wash my lamb’s wool bed
mattress cover.
Een huisvrouw's werk is nooit gedaan - maar ritueel maakt je vrij!”
Jonesie “Canadian” Trash (caseyte...@yahoo.com): “English + Haitian
+ Creole + Dutch
Waarom ga je niet af neuken van posten hier, jij stomme Australische
idioot? [Literally: Why don’t you fuck off from posting here, you stupid
idiot Australian?]
Ga seks hebben met jezelf. [Literally: Go have sex with yourself.]”
dolf: “Voodoo Hoodoo to you too!”
#1, #30, #5, #50, #1 = 'elahh (H426): 1) god, God; 1a) god, heathen
deity; 1b) God (of Israel);
#10, #2, #70, #5 = be`a' (H1156): 1) to ask, seek, request, desire,
pray, make petition; 1a) (P'al); 1a1) to ask, request; 1a2) to seek (for
favour);
#3, #30, #3, #30, #6, #5, #10 = galgal (H1535): 1) wheel;
#6, #5, #10, #30, #30, #6 = yalal (H3213): 1) (Hiphil) to howl, wail,
make a howling;
#6, #8, #30, #8, #30, #5 = chalchalah (H2479): 1) pain, trembling,
terror, writhing, anguish;
#8, #50, #5, #3, #20, #1 = phero (G5342): 1) to carry; 1a) to carry some
burden; 1a1) to bear with one's self; 1b) to move by bearing; move or,
to be conveyed or borne, with the suggestion of force or speed; 1b1) of
persons borne in a ship over the sea; 1b2) of a gust of wind, to rush;
1b3) of the mind, to be moved inwardly, prompted; 1c) to bear up i.e.
uphold (keep from falling); 1c1) of Christ, the preserver of the
universe; 2) to bear, i.e. endure, to endure the rigour of a thing, to
bear patiently one's conduct, or spare one (abstain from punishing or
destroying); 3) to bring, bring to, bring forward; 3a) to move to,
apply; 3b) to bring in by announcing, to announce; 3c) to bear i.e.
bring forth, produce; to bring forward in a speech; 3d) to lead, conduct;
#8, #10, #4, #5, #10, #50 = eido (G1492): 1) to see; 1a) to perceive
burden; 1a1) to bear with one's self; 1b) to move by bearing; move or,
to be conveyed or borne, with the suggestion of force or speed; 1b1) of
persons borne in a ship over the sea; 1b2) of a gust of wind, to rush;
1b3) of the mind, to be moved inwardly, prompted; 1c) to bear up i.e.
uphold (keep from falling); 1c1) of Christ, the preserver of the
universe; 2) to bear, i.e. endure, to endure the rigour of a thing, to
bear patiently one's conduct, or spare one (abstain from punishing or
destroying); 3) to bring, bring to, bring forward; 3a) to move to,
apply; 3b) to bring in by announcing, to announce; 3c) to bear i.e.
bring forth, produce; to bring forward in a speech; 3d) to lead, conduct;
with the eyes; 1b) to perceive by any of the senses; 1c) to perceive,
notice, discern, discover; 1d) to see; 1d1) i.e. to turn the eyes, the
mind, the attention to anything; 1d2) to pay attention, observe; 1d3) to
see about something; 1d31) i.e. to ascertain what must be done about it;
1d4) to inspect, examine; 1d5) to look at, behold; 1e) to experience any
state or condition; 1f) to see i.e. have an interview with, to visit; 2)
to know; 2a) to know of anything; 2b) to know, i.e. get knowledge of,
understand, perceive; 2b1) of any fact; 2b2) the force and meaning of
something which has definite meaning; 2b3) to know how, to be skilled
in; 2c) to have regard for one, cherish, pay attention to [(1Th. 5:12) ;
#4, #5, #9, #8, #50, #1, #10 = deo (G1210): 1) to bind tie, fasten; 1a)
to bind, fasten with chains, to throw into chains; 1b) metaph.; 1b1)
Satan is said to bind a woman bent together by means of a demon, as his
messenger, taking possession of the woman and preventing her from
standing upright; 1b2) to bind, put under obligation, of the law, duty
etc.; 1b2a) to be bound to one, a wife, a husband; 1b3) to forbid,
prohibit, declare to be illicit;
J. “Spooks” Waldby (wichita...@msn.com): “You did not fuck me over.
My friends do not like it if I pretend to be something I am not. You
obviously are not a long time resident of the loaca cloaca you are
posting to. I appreciate your input.”
dolf: “I had to tell this chick in front of her mother: “Don’t touch
that CD ROM [which contains this document] because it will bring death
to someone--she didn’t so much as flinch.”
Burn in hell you perverse sick fuck.”
Craig Chilton [www.TravelForPay.org]: “Giggle? How cute.”
dolf: “Pucker up dear!”
% (per...@gmail.com): “[E]ven if you don't answer me, my replies to you
still count in my post count, so [I’]ll use you for that.”
Jani...@comcast.net (x-no-archive: yes): “LOL”
dolf: “You slack goat head.”
Fred Hall (fkh...@databasix.com): “Flattery will get you nowhere.”
dolf: “How’s the testicles?”
Fenced In World (GRINDR) 19 yo: “Fine thx”
dolf: “Good to hear.
Knock knock!”
Fenced In World (GRINDR) 19 yo: “I don’t play games.”
dolf: “It’s pleasant talk boy--so when you fuck remember what I said.”
Fenced In World (GRINDR) 19 yo: “What”
-̮̮̃-̃ ̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾ ™Usenet Legends bobandcarole <======///~~
May 8, 2012, 4:34:11 PM5/8/12
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Ace♠
May 9, 2012, 10:16:48 AM5/9/12
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ram...@truthonly.com.swordofbaal
May 14, 2012, 6:17:00 PM5/14/12
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"Ace♠" wrote in message
news:7174fe98-a65f-442f...@a5g2000vbc.googlegroups.com...
Yep I noticed that the Boob disappeared for a month or so and you were no
where to be seen in that time he came back and you re-appeared.............
Strange that !!!!!
Archie Leach
May 14, 2012, 6:52:50 PM5/14/12
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On May 14, 5:17 pm, <ram...@truthonly.com.Sword of Baal> wrote:
> "Ace♠" wrote in message
> Yep I noticed that the Boob disappeared for a month or so and >you were no where to be seen in that time he came back and you >re-appeared............. Strange that !!!!!
I haven't contributed around here for a while either. According to you
does that make me Bob and CArol also? How long have you been
paranoid? Just because you don't read somebody around here doesn't
mean they aren't around somewhere, fruitcake.
> "Ace♠" wrote in message
> Yep I noticed that the Boob disappeared for a month or so and >you were no where to be seen in that time he came back and you >re-appeared............. Strange that !!!!!
does that make me Bob and CArol also? How long have you been
paranoid? Just because you don't read somebody around here doesn't
mean they aren't around somewhere, fruitcake.
ram...@truthonly.com.swordofbaal
May 14, 2012, 7:37:24 PM5/14/12
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"Archie Leach" wrote in message
news:78e9bd23-095e-465d...@l5g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...
Boob goes missing, only to come flying back when the Boob is made to look
stupid (Like all the time) to try and defend him..........
-̮̮̃-̃ ̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾ ™Usenet Legends ªºªandɔa®ole
May 15, 2012, 10:25:34 AM5/15/12
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were merely posting in other ng's, faggot? Your faggot froups are not
the center of the universe ya know. We keep in touch via the UTB
website. There we decide which froups we will post to collectively and
make suggestions of other froups to dominate. It really doesn't
matter what a clueless poof like YOU believes anyway.
--
"Well he's a friend of those long haired, hippy type, pinko fags
I'll betcha he's even got a Commie flag tacked up on the wall
inside of his garage"~~The Charlie Daniels Band.
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"Bringing you the ultimate uncensored truth since 1997"
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"Blobby doesn't know about the forgeries I post and get away
with. That morbidly obese coward doesn't even begin to
suspect me"~~ "Pat Magroyne" aka Scott Salberg proves
once and for all he's a deceitful liar. <patmagroyne @null.net>
http://img98.imageshack.us/f/screenshotpatmagroynead.jpg/.
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"I mean, it's not as if I'm bringing up "ass pounding" all the time,
or doing it right in front of you."~~ Deviant homosexual sodomite
Scott Allen Salberg, aka "Enos Penvy" convicted of battery in
Broward County Florida and currently running from the humiliation
of being outed as a convicted offender to usenet.
.............................................................................................
Image snap of Court and Conviction Record, Scott Salberg.
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u20/ninety7gt/Intelius.jpg
Conclusive evidence of the countless deceptions and forgeries
perpetrated by Scott Allen Salberg:
http://img98.imageshack.us/i/screenshotpatmagroynead.jpg/
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"That changed, the complaint to IC3 is sent, it was received, I got
the complaint number and password, and we have begun the process.
It is out of my hands. THEY contact the proper authorities down
here. I did make clear that I want this matter handled in Broward
County, in which county I reside. And I've already linked you to the
precedent in matters such as this. Too late. I've already sent the
complaint. I'm going through with this. I've had enough"~~ Just
another Scott Salberg ko0kso0t/meltdown from 2008 and we're
STILL waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting.... <LOL~!!!>
............................................................................................
"I think we'll be seeing less of bobandcarole...at least while I'm
around"
~Scott Allen Salberg, Resident Fool & Court Jester of APH
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#1 pedophile hunter: The Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bobandcarole
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#5 ruiner of usenet.
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Owner and trainer of Tom Evans aka "mad as a box of frogs"
Tom Evans actual picture: http://yfrog.com/5zt0mevansj
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"Publicity is publicity, good or bad it's STILL publicity"~ Alice
Cooper
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"Did you plug the hole yet Daddy?"~~Malia Obama
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Now I know why they call him tiger, "ELDRICK TONT Woods"??
LMAO!! .
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"There are 1000 or more reasons for a person INNOCENT of child
molesting to kill themselves"~ Arrested filth-monger frank mccoy
..............................................................................................
"A victory for one pornographer is a victory for all of the human
race"--pedophile "XXX"
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Image snap of Court and Conviction Record, Scott Salberg.
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u20/ninety7gt/Intelius.jpg
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"I am so superior to you that you can't even see it"~ScottyFLL
aka "Enos Penvy" aka scott salberg-- <enospenvy @null.net>
violent criminal Broward County Fla.
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"You are not decent citizens, you are sick, degenerate filth. The
fact that you attend church regularly proves it"~W.T.S.--
<m14m @earthlink.net>
................................................................................................
"Only becasue they [bestiality and necrophilia] both ARE,
[harmless] for those who get off on that sort of thing. And what
*they* do is absolutely NONE of my busines NOR any of my concern.
NOR that of anyone else!!"~~Craig Chilton <r @z.com> showcases
why he's designated a ko0k even by those he claims to defend and
shows his ignorance in using a spell checker..
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Why should I have to press one for English??? This is AMERICA .
<This space for rent>
Tristan daCunha
May 15, 2012, 7:17:11 PM5/15/12
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Cary; Yer not foolin' ennyone...
ram...@truthonly.com.swordofbaal
May 15, 2012, 9:36:20 PM5/15/12
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Usenet most stupid liar and his blow up doll Carole wrote in message
news:c15c9b50-92fb-496c...@5g2000vbf.googlegroups.com...
of baal <ram...@truthonly.com.sword> wrote:
>> Not paranoid, but observant, not only you, but others disappear when the
>> Boob goes missing, only to come flying back when the Boob is made to look
>> stupid (Like all the time) to try and defend him..........
> As he said what makes you think they "disappeared"? Ever consider they
> were merely posting in other ng's, faggot? Your faggot froups are not
> the center of the universe ya know. We keep in touch via the UTB
> website. There we decide which froups we will post to collectively and
> make suggestions of other froups to dominate. It really doesn't
> matter what a clueless poof like YOU believes anyway.
-̮̮̃-̃ ̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾ ™
May 17, 2012, 9:34:36 AM5/17/12
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anything he says should go in one ear and out the other. He obviously
doesn't understand the concept of posting to groups other than the
faggot groups.
ram...@truthonly.com.swordofbaal
May 18, 2012, 10:37:28 AM5/18/12
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The Net's chief liar wrote in message
news:e52fdd80-a8b4-4d39...@l5g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...
> This faggot used to say he was smarter than Albert Einstein
Quote the message number and what exactly was written
James Riske
May 18, 2012, 5:47:55 PM5/18/12
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consistent basis because it hates itself due to the poor choice it made
in life to become a sick faggot, now it finds itself trying to defend it
horrid choice to become a faggot and can only do so by telling lies and
making up idiotic stories about others in order to try and feel better
about its own depraved and miserable self.
Choosing to be a faggot has completely wrecked and ruined "ramrod"s
entire life, its self-loathing, miserable and selfish character will not
allow itself to admit that it has been defeated long before it ever even
thought of opening a newsreader, let alone post its ridiculous messages
to usenet, all that is required of us is to point it out for the
despicable dick-sucking vermin that it truly is and to laugh at its
futile attempts at trying to knock over the so-called "bigots" despite
failing over and over again in the process.
--
Frodo: "Why do you do that?"
Sam: "What?"
Frodo: "Call him names? Run him down all the time."
Sam: "Because that's what he is Mister Frodo. There's naught left in him
but lies and deceit."
James Riske
May 18, 2012, 5:50:57 PM5/18/12
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or am I also Bob and Carol as well?
Go on faggot, you're already a heavily documented liar as it is, rack up
those false claims, accuse everyone that disagrees with you of being Bob
and Carole!
hahaha
haha
ram...@truthonly.com.swordofbaal
May 18, 2012, 9:37:00 PM5/18/12
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"James Riske" wrote in message news:5l35jf....@news.alt.net...
From memory James Riske was a used car salesman, so who would believe one
word he says.
......................yes it was owned by a little old lady who only drove
it to church !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenn
May 19, 2012, 12:41:27 AM5/19/12
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Why don't you bigots give up, come out, get a room, and stop spamming
others newsgroups? Just a thought.
--
www.jennifermartinmusic.com
others newsgroups? Just a thought.
--
www.jennifermartinmusic.com
ram...@truthonly.com.swordofbaal
May 19, 2012, 4:21:36 PM5/19/12
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"James Riske" wrote in message news:5l35p5....@news.alt.net...
> I suppose that I must be also posting as someone else too, right faggot?
> or am I also Bob and Carol as well?
> Go on faggot, you're already a heavily documented liar as it is, rack up
> those false claims, accuse everyone that disagrees with you of being Bob
> and Carole!
documented liar' and you failed, but did prove what a liar you are.
But it is evident that you are a stupid lying bigot.
-̮̮̃-̃ ̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾ ™Usenet Legends bobandcarole ----->♫♫♫♫
May 19, 2012, 9:36:33 PM5/19/12
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Sto0pid slit Jenn wrote:
> Why don't you bigots give up, come out, get a room, and stop spamming
> others newsgroups? Just a thought.
Hey cunt...Why don't you get on your knees and do what you do best,
> Why don't you bigots give up, come out, get a room, and stop spamming
> others newsgroups? Just a thought.
worship somebody's cock...
Jenn
May 19, 2012, 10:24:17 PM5/19/12
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In article
<8048440b-b433-4958...@8g2000vbu.googlegroups.com>,
-??�-� ?●??�?･�? ｪUsenet Legends bobandcarole ----->????
--
www.jennifermartinmusic.com
<8048440b-b433-4958...@8g2000vbu.googlegroups.com>,
-??�-� ?●??�?･�? ｪUsenet Legends bobandcarole ----->????
<usenetleg...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Sto0pid slit Jenn wrote:
>
> > Why don't you bigots give up, come out, get a room, and stop spamming
> > others newsgroups? Just a thought.
>
> Hey cunt...Why don't you get on your knees and do what you do best,
> worship somebody's cock...
I don't worship you.
> Sto0pid slit Jenn wrote:
>
> > Why don't you bigots give up, come out, get a room, and stop spamming
> > others newsgroups? Just a thought.
>
> Hey cunt...Why don't you get on your knees and do what you do best,
> worship somebody's cock...
--
www.jennifermartinmusic.com
-̮̮̃-̃ ̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾ ™Usenet-Legends bobandcarole ▲▲▲▲
May 20, 2012, 10:16:09 AM5/20/12
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You're so bone fuckin' sto0pid you must be a bull dyke pussy eater.
Oh, BTW...do you really believe editing the groups line is effective?
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenn
May 20, 2012, 12:49:14 PM5/20/12
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In article
<671f5c9e-123b-4765...@l17g2000vbj.googlegroups.com>,
-??�-� ?●??�?･�? ｪUsenet-Legends bobandcarole ▲▲▲▲
Look, you can't win an argument with me. I have a brain, you have that evidently tiny deformed thing between your
legs. Have "fun" with your spamming, and by all means, keep it up (so to speak). The more people who read
your "thoughts" the better it is for the cause of equal rights. Bye.
--
www.jennifermartinmusic.com
<671f5c9e-123b-4765...@l17g2000vbj.googlegroups.com>,
-??�-� ?●??�?･�? ｪUsenet-Legends bobandcarole ▲▲▲▲
<usenetle...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Jenn wrote:
> > In article
> > <8048440b-b433-4958...@8g2000vbu.googlegroups.com>,
> > -???-? ?●????･?? ｪUsenet Legends bobandcarole ----->????
> Jenn wrote:
> > In article
> > <8048440b-b433-4958...@8g2000vbu.googlegroups.com>,
> > <usenetleg...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Sto0pid slit Jenn wrote:
> > >
> > > > Why don't you bigots give up, come out, get a room, and stop spamming
> > > > others newsgroups? Just a thought.
> > >
> > > Hey cunt...Why don't you get on your knees and do what you do best,
> > > worship somebody's cock...
> >
> > I don't worship you.
> >
> > --
> > www.jennifermartinmusic.com
>
> What do you do besides showcase your ignorance and poast dead links?
> You're so bone fuckin' sto0pid you must be a bull dyke pussy eater.
>
> Oh, BTW...do you really believe editing the groups line is effective?
>
>
> BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, spammers are "smart" that way.
> >
> > > Sto0pid slit Jenn wrote:
> > >
> > > > Why don't you bigots give up, come out, get a room, and stop spamming
> > > > others newsgroups? Just a thought.
> > >
> > > Hey cunt...Why don't you get on your knees and do what you do best,
> > > worship somebody's cock...
> >
> > I don't worship you.
> >
> > --
> > www.jennifermartinmusic.com
>
> What do you do besides showcase your ignorance and poast dead links?
> You're so bone fuckin' sto0pid you must be a bull dyke pussy eater.
>
> Oh, BTW...do you really believe editing the groups line is effective?
>
>
> BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look, you can't win an argument with me. I have a brain, you have that evidently tiny deformed thing between your
legs. Have "fun" with your spamming, and by all means, keep it up (so to speak). The more people who read
your "thoughts" the better it is for the cause of equal rights. Bye.
--
www.jennifermartinmusic.com
Message has been deleted
L. Rod Bumsnake
May 20, 2012, 5:01:27 PM5/20/12
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In article <jennconductsREMOVETHIS-
BE0CAD.094...@news.eternal-september.org>
> Look, you can't win an argument with me.
As long as one overlooks your failed opening salvo you might
have a chance.
> I have a brain, you have that evidently tiny deformed thing between your
> legs.
Lesbians don't have brains.
> Have "fun" with your spamming, and by all means, keep it up (so to speak).
Learn what spamming is.
> The more people who read your "thoughts" the better it is for the cause
> of equal rights. Bye.
Everyone has equal rights. Queers, Mexicans, blacks and
liberals want special rights based on sexual preference, race
and lack of intellect. We're willing to grant the lack of
intelligence option as that is readily apparent.
> --
> www.jennifermartinmusic.com
BE0CAD.094...@news.eternal-september.org>
Jenn <jennconduct...@mac.com> wrote:
>
> In article
> <671f5c9e-123b-4765...@l17g2000vbj.googlegroups.com>,
> -??�-� ?●??�?･�? ｪUsenet-Legends bobandcarole ▲▲▲▲
> <usenetle...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Jenn wrote:
> > > In article
> > > <8048440b-b433-4958...@8g2000vbu.googlegroups.com>,
> > > -???-? ?●????･?? ｪUsenet Legends bobandcarole ----->????
> > > <usenetleg...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Sto0pid slit Jenn wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Why don't you bigots give up, come out, get a room, and stop spamming
> > > > > others newsgroups? Just a thought.
> > > >
> > > > Hey cunt...Why don't you get on your knees and do what you do best,
> > > > worship somebody's cock...
> > >
> > > I don't worship you.
> > >
> > > --
> > > www.jennifermartinmusic.com
> >
> > What do you do besides showcase your ignorance and poast dead links?
> > You're so bone fuckin' sto0pid you must be a bull dyke pussy eater.
> >
> > Oh, BTW...do you really believe editing the groups line is effective?
> >
> >
> > BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> No, spammers are "smart" that way.
The OP's post does not meet the criteria of "spam."
>
> In article
> <671f5c9e-123b-4765...@l17g2000vbj.googlegroups.com>,
> -??�-� ?●??�?･�? ｪUsenet-Legends bobandcarole ▲▲▲▲
> <usenetle...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Jenn wrote:
> > > In article
> > > <8048440b-b433-4958...@8g2000vbu.googlegroups.com>,
> > > -???-? ?●????･?? ｪUsenet Legends bobandcarole ----->????
> > > <usenetleg...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Sto0pid slit Jenn wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Why don't you bigots give up, come out, get a room, and stop spamming
> > > > > others newsgroups? Just a thought.
> > > >
> > > > Hey cunt...Why don't you get on your knees and do what you do best,
> > > > worship somebody's cock...
> > >
> > > I don't worship you.
> > >
> > > --
> > > www.jennifermartinmusic.com
> >
> > What do you do besides showcase your ignorance and poast dead links?
> > You're so bone fuckin' sto0pid you must be a bull dyke pussy eater.
> >
> > Oh, BTW...do you really believe editing the groups line is effective?
> >
> >
> > BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> No, spammers are "smart" that way.
> Look, you can't win an argument with me.
have a chance.
> I have a brain, you have that evidently tiny deformed thing between your
> legs.
> Have "fun" with your spamming, and by all means, keep it up (so to speak).
> The more people who read your "thoughts" the better it is for the cause
> of equal rights. Bye.
liberals want special rights based on sexual preference, race
and lack of intellect. We're willing to grant the lack of
intelligence option as that is readily apparent.
> --
> www.jennifermartinmusic.com
ram...@truthonly.com.swordofbaal
May 20, 2012, 6:04:54 PM5/20/12
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"L. Rod Bumsnake" wrote in message
news:ADAQYA0W41050.2093402778@reece.net.au...
> Everyone has equal rights. Queers, Mexicans, blacks and
> liberals want special rights based on sexual preference, race
> and lack of intellect. We're willing to grant the lack of
> intelligence option as that is readily apparent.
often higher than that of hets, hardly equal rights!!!!
M
May 20, 2012, 2:24:37 AM5/20/12
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"-??~-~ ????~?.~? TUsenet Legends bobandcarole ----->????"
<usenetleg...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:8048440b-b433-4958...@8g2000vbu.googlegroups.com...
educated people, IOW, anyone different from you.
<usenetleg...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:8048440b-b433-4958...@8g2000vbu.googlegroups.com...
Sto0pid slit Jenn wrote:
> Why don't you bigots give up, come out, get a room, and stop spamming
> others newsgroups? Just a thought.
Hey cunt...Why don't you get on your knees and do what you do best,
worship somebody's cock...
Damn, man, you crosspostmaniac closet boys hate EVERYONE don't you? Women,
> Why don't you bigots give up, come out, get a room, and stop spamming
> others newsgroups? Just a thought.
Hey cunt...Why don't you get on your knees and do what you do best,
worship somebody's cock...
educated people, IOW, anyone different from you.
Tristan daCunha
May 21, 2012, 11:31:25 AM5/21/12
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Maryann from Ky is a real pro; she never chokes on the big one.
-̮̮̃-̃ ̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾ ™UsenetLegends`bobandcarole ▲`▲
May 21, 2012, 12:38:29 PM5/21/12
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educated and vastly smarter than the likes of YOU, Jethro. Are you a
faggot or a dyke?
-̮̮̃-̃ ̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾ ™UsenetLegends`bobandcarole ▲`▲
May 21, 2012, 12:27:10 PM5/21/12
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The OP wanted the posts sent where they are being sent. BTW, we ARE
educated and vastly smarter than the likes of YOU, Jethro. Are you a
faggot or a dyke?
educated and vastly smarter than the likes of YOU, Jethro. Are you a
faggot or a dyke?
James Riske
May 23, 2012, 7:21:12 PM5/23/12
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are a despicable and heavily documented liar, just type your craven
pseudonym in a Google search and watch as it seems to grind to a halt
with countless examples are when you have been caught lying on usenet.
http://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ie=UTF-8&ion=1#hl=en&q=+site:groups.google.com+ramrod+-+proven+liar&sa=X&ei=1m-9T_6bNpKI6AHfwYRa&ved=0CE4QrQIwAA&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=afcff9fba7c35cbd&ion=1&biw=1920&bih=893
Dumbass faggot liar.
James Riske
May 23, 2012, 7:22:28 PM5/23/12
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On 5/18/12 9:37 PM, ram...@truthonly.com.Sword of Baal wrote:
>
>
> "James Riske" wrote in message news:5l35jf....@news.alt.net...
>
>
> From memory James Riske was a used car salesman, so who would believe
> one word he says.
Post proof that I have ever been a car salesman, faggot.
>
>
> "James Riske" wrote in message news:5l35jf....@news.alt.net...
>
>
> From memory James Riske was a used car salesman, so who would believe
> one word he says.
ram...@truthonly.com.swordofbaal
May 24, 2012, 4:55:10 AM5/24/12
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"James Riske" wrote in message news:5lgh0m....@news.alt.net...
On 5/18/12 9:37 PM, ram...@truthonly.com.Sword of Baal wrote:
>
>
>> "James Riske" wrote in message news:5l35jf....@news.alt.net...
>
>
>> From memory James Riske was a used car salesman, so who would believe
>> one word he says.
> Post proof that I have ever been a car salesman, faggot.
M
May 24, 2012, 9:35:34 AM5/24/12
to
"-??~-~ ????~?.~? TUsenetLegends`bobandcarole ?`?"
<usenetle...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:60c2b372-5732-4c56...@w24g2000vby.googlegroups.com...
<usenetle...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:60c2b372-5732-4c56...@w24g2000vby.googlegroups.com...
M wrote:
> "-??~-~ ????~?.~? TUsenet Legends bobandcarole ----->????"
> <usenetleg...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:8048440b-b433-4958...@8g2000vbu.googlegroups.com...
> Sto0pid slit Jenn wrote:
>
> > Why don't you bigots give up, come out, get a room, and stop spamming
> > others newsgroups? Just a thought.
>
> Hey cunt...Why don't you get on your knees and do what you do best,
> worship somebody's cock...
>
> Damn, man, you crosspostmaniac closet boys hate EVERYONE don't you?
> >Women, educated people, IOW, anyone different from you.
The OP wanted the posts sent where they are being sent. BTW, we ARE
educated and vastly smarter than the likes of YOU, Jethro. Are you a
faggot or a dyke?
How do you know you're smarter than me if you don't even know who I am?
> "-??~-~ ????~?.~? TUsenet Legends bobandcarole ----->????"
> <usenetleg...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:8048440b-b433-4958...@8g2000vbu.googlegroups.com...
> Sto0pid slit Jenn wrote:
>
> > Why don't you bigots give up, come out, get a room, and stop spamming
> > others newsgroups? Just a thought.
>
> Hey cunt...Why don't you get on your knees and do what you do best,
> worship somebody's cock...
>
> Damn, man, you crosspostmaniac closet boys hate EVERYONE don't you?
> >Women, educated people, IOW, anyone different from you.
The OP wanted the posts sent where they are being sent. BTW, we ARE
educated and vastly smarter than the likes of YOU, Jethro. Are you a
faggot or a dyke?
ram...@truthonly.com.swordofbaal
May 24, 2012, 3:17:29 PM5/24/12
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"James Riske" wrote in message news:5lggub....@news.alt.net...
> A person only needs around 3 seconds to overwhelmingly prove that you are
> a despicable and heavily documented liar, just type your craven pseudonym
> in a Google search and watch as it seems to grind to a halt with countless
> examples are when you have been caught lying on usenet.
anything.
Tristan daCunha
May 24, 2012, 10:41:36 PM5/24/12
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She's C/S Maryann from S'set Ky. and she's bi.
Half mestzo booty and half diesel dyke.
She/he/it has been booted off every n/g on Usenet.
60 yr's old and no takers. A real hurl job!
<http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg>
Half mestzo booty and half diesel dyke.
She/he/it has been booted off every n/g on Usenet.
60 yr's old and no takers. A real hurl job!
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