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weheardthenews

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Dec 2, 2009, 4:56:32 PM12/2/09
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... "I've always been known to deliver in the clutch. But getting
4,256 hits has always been just a dream for me. And Pete Rose belongs
in the Hall of Fame."

E.F. Hokie

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Dec 2, 2009, 4:59:09 PM12/2/09
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On Wed, 2 Dec 2009 13:56:32 -0800 (PST), weheardthenews wrote...

> ... "I've always been known to deliver in the clutch. But getting
> 4,256 hits has always been just a dream for me. And Pete Rose belongs
> in the Hall of Fame."

Pete Rose won't go into the Hall of Fame until he's dead.

Get over it. The Out King made his own bed.

--
E.F. Hokie

"To those who have fought for it,
freedom has a flavor the protected will never know."

weheardthenews

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Dec 2, 2009, 8:42:52 PM12/2/09
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E.F. Hokie, did you really say that Tiger Woods has trouble keeping
'it' in his pants?

Can you blame him? His mistresses look somewhat more attractive than
his wife! Or even yours, for that matter.

Lew Pitcher

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Dec 3, 2009, 12:32:36 PM12/3/09
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In rec.sport.baseball weheardthenews <weheard...@aol.com> wrote:

> E.F. Hokie, did you really say that Tiger Woods has trouble keeping
> 'it' in his pants?
>
> Can you blame him? His mistresses look somewhat more attractive than
> his wife! Or even yours, for that matter.

Are you kidding? His wife is world class, even after pumping out
two kids.

E.F. Hokie

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Dec 3, 2009, 3:06:57 PM12/3/09
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On Wed, 2 Dec 2009 17:42:52 -0800 (PST), weheardthenews wrote...

> > Pete Rose won't go into the Hall of Fame until he's dead.
> >

> > Get over it. ?The Out King made his own bed.


> >
> > --
> > E.F. Hokie
> >
> > "To those who have fought for it,

> > ?freedom has a flavor the protected will never know."


>
> E.F. Hokie, did you really say that Tiger Woods has trouble keeping
> 'it' in his pants?

Surrender noted and accepted.

weheardthenews

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Dec 3, 2009, 4:23:21 PM12/3/09
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On Dec 3, 9:32�am, Lew Pitcher <lewpitc...@lewpitcher.ca> wrote:

> In rec.sport.baseball weheardthenews <weheardthen...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > E.F. Hokie, did you really say that Tiger Woods has trouble keeping
> > 'it' in his pants?
>
> > Can you blame him? �His mistresses look somewhat more attractive than
> > his wife! �Or even yours, for that matter.
>
> Are you kidding? �His wife is world class, even after pumping out
> two kids.

That makes for a loose fit, though.

Lew Pitcher

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Dec 3, 2009, 9:02:17 PM12/3/09
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In rec.sport.baseball weheardthenews <weheard...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Dec 3, 9:32?am, Lew Pitcher <lewpitc...@lewpitcher.ca> wrote:
>> In rec.sport.baseball weheardthenews <weheardthen...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>> > E.F. Hokie, did you really say that Tiger Woods has trouble keeping
>> > 'it' in his pants?
>>
>> > Can you blame him? ?His mistresses look somewhat more attractive than
>> > his wife! ?Or even yours, for that matter.
>>
>> Are you kidding? ?His wife is world class, even after pumping out

>> two kids.
>
> That makes for a loose fit, though.

Perhaps for you. But then again, she would probably have been a
loose fit for you when she was still a virgin. 'Tis a pity you'll
never know, one way or the other...

cordially, as always,

rm

weheardthenews

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Dec 3, 2009, 9:05:42 PM12/3/09
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On Dec 3, 6:02�pm, Lew Pitcher <LPitc...@techsavvy.ca> wrote:
> In rec.sport.baseball weheardthenews <weheardthen...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > On Dec 3, 9:32?am, Lew Pitcher <lewpitc...@lewpitcher.ca> wrote:
> >> In rec.sport.baseball weheardthenews <weheardthen...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >> > E.F. Hokie, did you really say that Tiger Woods has trouble keeping
> >> > 'it' in his pants?
>
> >> > Can you blame him? ?His mistresses look somewhat more attractive than
> >> > his wife! ?Or even yours, for that matter.
>
> >> Are you kidding? ?His wife is world class, even after pumping out
> >> two kids.
>
> > That makes for a loose fit, though.
>
> Perhaps for you. �But then again, she would probably have been a
> loose fit for you when she was still a virgin. �'Tis a pity you'll
> never know, one way or the other...
>
> cordially, as always,
>
> rm

Your mother knows. She calls us Ball Park Franks, and she calls you
vienna sausage.

whatitis

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Dec 4, 2009, 5:41:02 PM12/4/09
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On Dec 3, 9:32 am, Lew Pitcher <lewpitc...@lewpitcher.ca> wrote:

> In rec.sport.baseball weheardthenews <weheardthen...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > E.F. Hokie, did you really say that Tiger Woods has trouble keeping
> > 'it' in his pants?
>
> > Can you blame him?  His mistresses look somewhat more attractive than
> > his wife!  Or even yours, for that matter.
>
> Are you kidding?  His wife is world class, even after pumping out
> two kids.

Have you seen her without the makeup on?
OUCH!

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