AYHNUM CHRONICALS

[stewie beef]

dodger fan
nothin like shavez ravine
high in the sky mount Olympus dodger stadium, all stars and strips
would carry the tiny post it with me, the names of all the great jewish athletes of all time like Michael Jordan and

Michael Jackson. I would open it with the tiny tweezer that they give you at canters.
Mr. handel at Mattel would give me my seats, at shavez revine that's what we in the know called dodger stadium. did you

know that Mr. Handel owns the patent
to every skate board ever created! its True you know, you might as well be riding
a dradel. Well its time for the game, so with the Tiny Tweezers and a microscope
I opened the book of Jewish Athletes! And there low and behold, the numero uno
the ayhnum one of all Athletes of all time. The Moses of an Entire People
the Sand Man himself, Sandy Koufax no Gefiltafish here, only pure Nova Lox
from a Golden Salmon. He was a king saul of a man. Tall and Lankey, even
Rod Serling couldn't match this God of a mench on a bench. oye vey
Na Shur nuff, a No Hitter, vell what do you expect. That aign't no Don Drysdale
on the Mound That's Sandy Koufax, the sand man himself.
The next day, I think I found a tennis ball and started throwing it against the
old garage. Hey I can Dream Too can't I. That year I swam my bathtub, and I didn't
even nearly drown like that other time I nearly died. So kids, learn to hold your breath
cause only Koufax can save you, and he's just about dead himself right about now