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John A Witzke

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Jun 23, 2009, 2:29:21 PM6/23/09
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it's not going to be easy, but for the next three days, i'm going to be
forced to swallow my own vomit and LOOK at the piece of shit cubs...they
don't belong on the same field as the Olde English D...what have they
done to deserve the honor and privilege of playing in detroit, an actual
baseball town?...we've won 4 glorious world championships since the last
time they won one, over a hundred(!) fucking years ago...the only lower
form of life walking the earth than the cubs is their pathetic
fanbase...who on earth is gonna waste their time rooting for a team they
know FOR A FACT is going to fail?...rooting for them is a PROVEN
exercise in futility...generation after generation after generation
DROPPING DEAD without ever seeing their precious little rudies give them
the ultimate prize...these fans are the sole inspiration for my
etched-in-stone plans to abandon the lions completely if they don't win
a super bowl by my 40th birthday...why the fuck would i wanna live the
rest of my life like one of those st00pid miserable cub fans?...at least
our parents were alive in 1957, i guess

The G, no C

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Jun 23, 2009, 4:46:21 PM6/23/09
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John A Witzke <JWi...@webtv.net> wrote:

> it's not going to be easy, but for the next three days, i'm going to be
> forced to swallow my own vomit and LOOK at the piece of shit cubs...they

[snip]

Wow, that was amazing... you did two things together which can be very
hard to do. Truly very impressive.

You made yourself look *pathetic* _and_ *stupid* at the same time.

Congratulations!!

PS Let your parents know, they will be so proud of you!

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feel of it."
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Scott Smith

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Jun 23, 2009, 4:54:15 PM6/23/09
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On Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:46:21 -0700, "The G, no C" <ab...@blink45.com>
wrote:

>[[ This message was both posted and mailed: see
> the "To," "Cc," and "Newsgroups" headers for details. ]]
>
>John A Witzke <JWi...@webtv.net> wrote:
>
>> it's not going to be easy, but for the next three days, i'm going to be
>> forced to swallow my own vomit and LOOK at the piece of shit cubs...they
>[snip]
>
>Wow, that was amazing... you did two things together which can be very
>hard to do. Truly very impressive.
>
>You made yourself look *pathetic* _and_ *stupid* at the same time.
>
>Congratulations!!


He's a Detroit fan...what do you expect?

They have the *pathetic* _and_ *stupid* thing down to an art form.

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- Scott Smith: scott...@iphouse.com
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/choppersmith

The old geezer

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Jun 23, 2009, 5:27:11 PM6/23/09
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On Jun 23, 4:46�pm, "The G, no C" <ab...@blink45.com> wrote:

Please don't feed the trolls!!!!!!!!!!!

TOG

The old geezer

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Jun 23, 2009, 5:28:53 PM6/23/09
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On Jun 23, 4:54�pm, Scott Smith <scott.sm...@iphouse.com> wrote:

> >John A Witzke <JWit...@webtv.net> wrote:
>
> He's a Detroit fan...what do you expect? �
>
> They have the *pathetic* _and_ *stupid* thing down to an art form. �


He's a WebTVer.....what did you expect?

Gawd...do they still have *that*???????

TOG

Likely Story

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Jun 23, 2009, 5:57:58 PM6/23/09
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Nope. No trolling for you, fatass.


;-)


Scott

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Jun 23, 2009, 9:33:51 PM6/23/09
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On Jun 23, 4:57 pm, "Likely Story" <Gutlessth...@Minnysoda.com> wrote:
> "Scott Smith" <scott.sm...@iphouse.com> wrote in message

>
> news:n5g245pc0ig3oj2l7...@4ax.com...
>
>
>
> > On Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:46:21 -0700, "The G, no C" <ab...@blink45.com>
> > wrote:
>
> >>[[ This message was both posted and mailed: see
> >>   the "To," "Cc," and "Newsgroups" headers for details. ]]
>
> >>John A Witzke <JWit...@webtv.net> wrote:
>
> >>> it's not going to be easy, but for the next three days, i'm going to be
> >>> forced to swallow my own vomit and LOOK at the piece of shit cubs...they
> >>[snip]
>
> >>Wow, that was amazing... you did two things together which can be very
> >>hard to do. Truly very impressive.
>
> >>You made yourself look *pathetic* _and_ *stupid* at the same time.
>
> >>Congratulations!!
>
> > He's a Detroit fan...what do you expect?
>
> > They have the *pathetic* _and_ *stupid* thing down to an art form.
>

> Nope. No trolling for you, fatass.


Now is it "trolling" if it's true? ;-)

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- Scott Smith: scott...@iphouse.com
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/choppersmith

SkippyPB

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Jun 24, 2009, 11:49:48 AM6/24/09
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Please don't lump the WebTV loser in with the rest of the Tiger fans.
Most Detroit fans can at least sympathize with Cubs' fans because
before 1968 Detroit was devoid of a WS win since their 4-3 win over
the Chicago Cubs in 1945. Tigers also beat the Cubs 4-2 games in the
World Series of 1935. And I'd be remiss to point out that the Cubs
last World Series win in 1908 was a 4-1 games over the Tigers and the
Cubs also won a 4-2 games World Series over the Tigers in 1907.

Needless to say, Detroit has as much history with the Cubs, and maybe
more, than they do with the White Sox.

So ignore the WebTV boy. He says the same crap whenever the Tigers
play either the White Sox or Cubs. He obviously has a pointed stick
up his butt regarding Chicago.

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John Poutre

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Jun 24, 2009, 1:12:07 PM6/24/09
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Him and Scott are very much alike then.

Scott Smith

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Jun 24, 2009, 1:44:09 PM6/24/09
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On Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:12:07 -0400, "John Poutre"
<mehat...@gmail.com> wrote:

>"SkippyPB" <swie...@Nospam.neo.rr.com> wrote in message
>news:f8i445d56ub3kem19...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:54:15 -0500, Scott Smith
>> <scott...@iphouse.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:46:21 -0700, "The G, no C" <ab...@blink45.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>[[ This message was both posted and mailed: see
>>>> the "To," "Cc," and "Newsgroups" headers for details. ]]
>>>>
>>>>John A Witzke <JWi...@webtv.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> it's not going to be easy, but for the next three days, i'm going to be
>>>>> forced to swallow my own vomit and LOOK at the piece of shit
>>>>> cubs...they
>>>>[snip]
>>>>
>>>>Wow, that was amazing... you did two things together which can be very
>>>>hard to do. Truly very impressive.
>>>>
>>>>You made yourself look *pathetic* _and_ *stupid* at the same time.
>>>>
>>>>Congratulations!!
>>>
>>>
>>>He's a Detroit fan...what do you expect?
>>>
>>>They have the *pathetic* _and_ *stupid* thing down to an art form.
>>>

>>


>> Please don't lump the WebTV loser in with the rest of the Tiger fans.
>> Most Detroit fans can at least sympathize with Cubs' fans because
>> before 1968 Detroit was devoid of a WS win since their 4-3 win over
>> the Chicago Cubs in 1945. Tigers also beat the Cubs 4-2 games in the
>> World Series of 1935. And I'd be remiss to point out that the Cubs
>> last World Series win in 1908 was a 4-1 games over the Tigers and the
>> Cubs also won a 4-2 games World Series over the Tigers in 1907.
>>
>> Needless to say, Detroit has as much history with the Cubs, and maybe
>> more, than they do with the White Sox.
>>
>> So ignore the WebTV boy. He says the same crap whenever the Tigers
>> play either the White Sox or Cubs. He obviously has a pointed stick
>> up his butt regarding Chicago.
>>
>>
>
>Him and Scott are very much alike then.


How so?

I like the Cubs (and love Wrigley Field), have never owned a WebTV,
and can sympathize with both the Tigers and the Cubs fans for their
many years of futility. Although, I think the Cubs have a much better
caliber of fans than the Tigers do.

park...@gmail.com

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Jun 25, 2009, 5:53:32 PM6/25/09
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On Jun 24, 1:44 pm, Scott Smith <scott.sm...@iphouse.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:12:07 -0400, "John Poutre"
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> <mehates...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >"SkippyPB" <swieg...@Nospam.neo.rr.com> wrote in message

> >news:f8i445d56ub3kem19...@4ax.com...
> >> On Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:54:15 -0500, Scott Smith
> >> <scott.sm...@iphouse.com> wrote:
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> >>>On Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:46:21 -0700, "The G, no C" <ab...@blink45.com>
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>The Doctor

Quite right Scott.!!

That "Witzke "guy is such a moron,the cubs and the
tigers deserve each other,
after all they both play in the worst two divisions in mlb and have
one of
the worst overall records in each.

I have been to the old tiger park ,the new one,and rigley field and I
have
to say that the cub fans out class the tiger fans by about 150% imho.

Rigley is a great place to take in a game any day.Altough I must
say I enjoyed many games at tiger stadium,during the 80's and
early 90's,the jays had a real rivalry with the tigs back then.
But I have to say sparky anderson,was one of the biggest
pricks in mlb.Have my reasons.

And any real ball fan needs to take in a game at rigley
at least just once.They still pull for the team and players,
and when it comes down to it ,they may even have a
better over all record then the tigers.?Who I believe
hold the record for the most "100" loss season?


The tigers only saveing grace is they where
moved to the ALC,wich smells since they
are only a few hours drive from toronto.

And for that matter the chi sox have even done
better than the tigers over the last few decades,
and I guess you could say the same about
most AL teams.

Of course there are exceptions to every rule,but anyone who thinks
detriot is a better place than chicago or any other city,needs
to be on lithium and shock treatments.

I usualy do not cross post,but I come in here once in
awhile to see if BK is still spouting his BS.

BK invaded the jays ng a few years ago and turned it
into a waste land,much like he did to the tigs ng,
it's a toss between him and BM.At least JAW
sticks to the tigs ng,thank goodness.

Most of the regulars in both ng's moved on
because of it,and who could blame them.
They both only have a four letter word
vocabulary,that was not fit to read,print
or reply to.

I guess BK finaly crawled back under the rock he
slid out from,he and JAW (pardon the pun) are
a disgrace to any real tiger fan.

I once had some good natured debate in here,
but not for a long time now.

I hope we stll can.

Have a nice day eh!

Ragrad Doc

Michael Jacksons Nose

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Jun 26, 2009, 9:02:00 PM6/26/09
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You're used to swallowing bodily fluids huh webtv boy? I'm in no way a
Cubs fan but they are hands down more appealing than anything Detroilet
has ever thrown baseballs way.

I wonder if the Lyins can win a game this year? LOL

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