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bismotwitter

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Nov 23, 2009, 9:52:06 PM11/23/09
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# Congratulations to Joe Mauer on his well-deserved MVP. What a
ballplayer he is. Best catcher I've ever seen, along with John Bench.

bismotwitter

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Nov 23, 2009, 9:53:47 PM11/23/09
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# Latest whispered LF candidate? Nelson Cruz, the Ranger slugger who
may be on the block. Theo is working like a dog to fill this hole.

bismotwitter

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Nov 23, 2009, 9:54:45 PM11/23/09
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# Hale is a great 3B coach, but he's moving to the bench. Nice
promotion, though I hope Bogar does well at 3B. Johnson gets 1B.

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Nov 23, 2009, 9:57:36 PM11/23/09
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# I'm hearing Derek Jeter will be SI's Sportsman of the Year. If so,
kudos to a great ballplayer. My choice would be Captain Sullenberger.

Dan C

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Nov 23, 2009, 10:01:56 PM11/23/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:52:06 -0500, bismotwitter wrote:

> # Congratulations to Joe Mauer on his well-deserved MVP. What a
> ballplayer he is. Best catcher I've ever seen, along with John Bench.

Well, you can't say he's the "best catcher" if you're saying "along with"
someone else. Either he *IS* the best, or he isn't. You can't have two
that are "the best".

Jesus. Stone-cold-stupid.


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Nov 23, 2009, 10:22:04 PM11/23/09
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# I always used to like that UBU Productions tag at the end of Family
Ties, when the guy would say, "Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog."

Dan C

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Nov 23, 2009, 11:04:39 PM11/23/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:57:36 -0500, bismotwitter wrote:

> # I'm hearing Derek Jeter will be SI's Sportsman of the Year. If so,
> kudos to a great ballplayer. My choice would be Captain Sullenberger.

Fuck off, Jank fan.

S/B 954RR

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Nov 24, 2009, 1:34:05 AM11/24/09
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S/B 954RR

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Nov 24, 2009, 1:35:04 AM11/24/09
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"bismotwitter" <bi...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
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> # Latest whispered LF candidate? Nelson Cruz, the Ranger slugger who
> may be on the block. Theo is working like a dog to fill this hole.

Fairly useless against lefties. Would the plan be to platoon him with
Baldelli in left and say see ya to Hermida?

Tristan daCunha

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Nov 24, 2009, 11:10:10 AM11/24/09
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Sir Bismo, Thank you for your salient contribution.

bismotwitter

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Nov 24, 2009, 7:08:57 PM11/24/09
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@ S/B: Baldelli's a FA & there doesn't seem to be much urgency to
bring him back. Hermida and/or Kotchman could easily be flipped.
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