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John Adcox

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Mar 26, 2005, 10:24:45 AM3/26/05
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Some of you may remember that I am working on a sequel to a novel I have
coming out in a few months. Last summer, desperate for a name (it's amazing
how hard it cane be to keep coming up with them after a while), I turned to
Usenet, and came up with... Colin Rogers. For those curious, here is a
sample:


Colin Rogers blustered a bit more, modestly. Synstelien and I exchanged
glances and smiled. We both knew the old man well enough to see that he was
pleased, despite his protestations. łWell then,˛ Rogers said at last. łIf
you insist, I shall say a few brief words, a sketched portrait, if you will,
of yours truly and humbly.˛

łPlease do,˛ said Corwin.

łShall I begin at once?˛ asked Rogers.

łWe await you eagerly,˛ said Corwin, grinning.

łThen I shall do so.˛

łWeąre all ears.˛

łQuite right, quite right.˛ Rogers cleared his throat and sat up in his
chair, keeping his back straight and his posture properly stiff. łAnd as
promised, if I must introduce myself, be assured that I shall so with the
utmost attention to brevity, for, after all, as a former servant in His
Majestyąs military, and one of no small accomplishment if I do beg leave to
say so myself, I am well aware that brevity is not only the soul of wit, not
that wit is necessarily called for in a report, or rather, that is to say,
an introduction, mind, but also the key to clarity, insight, and
understanding. Also, while some repetition might reinforce certain critical
points, I shall nonetheless avoid the temptation to underscore certain
events, to imprint their importance in the minds of you, my gentle
listeners, so to speak, and, to serve the muse of brevity, avoid repeating
any facts once they are communicated, thus eliminating both repetitions and
redundancies. Again, in the interest of brevity. That said, I shall
begin.˛


--
łThe fairest thing we can experience is the mysterious.
It is the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle
of true science. He who knows it not and can no longer
wonder, no longer feel amazement, is as good as dead."

--Albert Einstein
_____________
John Adcox
http://jadcox.home.mindspring.com

Jolly Rogers

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Mar 26, 2005, 5:41:22 PM3/26/05
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"John Adcox" <jad...@mindspring.com> wrote:

> Colin Rogers blustered a bit more, modestly. Synstelien and I exchanged
> glances and smiled. We both knew the old man well enough to see that he
> was

> pleased, despite his protestations. ³Well then,² Rogers said at last.
> ³If


> you insist, I shall say a few brief words, a sketched portrait, if you
> will,

> of yours truly and humbly.²

LOL. Good stuff. I gather that this is your idea of the morphed
character that would emerge following a teleportation accident,
simultaneously involving Jolly Rogers and Dr. Colin William?

Colin, should we consider litigation here? I'm thinking defamation of
character from your perspective, and just litigation for the fun of it
from mine. What say ye?

John, are you wealthy enough for us to bother suing you? Wanna settle out
of course? Perhaps Lance would broker this deal for a modest fee. Heh.

--
Jolly Rogers

***************

"the point is that marriage isn't a goddamned breeding contract, dale"

-- Samuel Hutcheson, aka Sam Hutcheson, aka s/ surveys the purpose
of the institution of marriage. -- July 10, 2004.

(Signature file quote #11 from the notable quotable files documenting
the infamy of Samuel Hutcheson, aka Sam Hutcheson, aka s/).


Jolly Rogers

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Mar 26, 2005, 5:42:41 PM3/26/05
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"Jolly Rogers" <jolly...@nospam.com> wrote:

> Wanna settle out of course?

er, settle out of court...

bgs

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Mar 26, 2005, 5:47:12 PM3/26/05
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"Jolly Rogers" <jolly...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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: "Jolly Rogers" <jolly...@nospam.com> wrote:
:
: > Wanna settle out of course?
:
: er, settle out of court...
:
: --
: Jolly Rogers

My problem is that I don't see any place for a crack whore in the character
scheme. :(


bgs

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Mar 26, 2005, 5:48:12 PM3/26/05
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"John Adcox" <jad...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:BE6AE8EB.15BA6%jad...@mindspring.com...
: Some of you may remember that I am working on a sequel to a novel I have

: coming out in a few months. Last summer, desperate for a name (it's
amazing
: how hard it cane be to keep coming up with them after a while), I turned
to
: Usenet, and came up with... Colin Rogers. For those curious, here is a
: sample:
:
:
: Colin Rogers blustered a bit more, modestly. Synstelien and I exchanged
: glances and smiled. We both knew the old man well enough to see that he
was
: pleased, despite his protestations. ³Well then,² Rogers said at last.
³If
: you insist, I shall say a few brief words, a sketched portrait, if you
will,
: of yours truly and humbly.²
:
: ³Please do,² said Corwin.
:
: ³Shall I begin at once?² asked Rogers.
:
: ³We await you eagerly,² said Corwin, grinning.
:
: ³Then I shall do so.²
:
: ³We¹re all ears.²
:
: ³Quite right, quite right.² Rogers cleared his throat and sat up in his
: chair, keeping his back straight and his posture properly stiff. ³And as

: promised, if I must introduce myself, be assured that I shall so with the
: utmost attention to brevity, for, after all, as a former servant in His
: Majesty¹s military, and one of no small accomplishment if I do beg leave
to
: say so myself, I am well aware that brevity is not only the soul of wit,
not
: that wit is necessarily called for in a report, or rather, that is to say,
: an introduction, mind, but also the key to clarity, insight, and
: understanding. Also, while some repetition might reinforce certain
critical
: points, I shall nonetheless avoid the temptation to underscore certain
: events, to imprint their importance in the minds of you, my gentle
: listeners, so to speak, and, to serve the muse of brevity, avoid repeating
: any facts once they are communicated, thus eliminating both repetitions
and
: redundancies. Again, in the interest of brevity. That said, I shall
: begin.²
:
:
: --
: John Adcox
: http://jadcox.home.mindspring.com
:

How close to being finished are you, John?


Dale Hicks

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Mar 26, 2005, 5:54:26 PM3/26/05
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In article <3am752F...@individual.net>, b...@mindless.com says...

His post wasn't _that_ long.

--
Cranial Crusader dgh 1138 at bell south point net

bgs

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Mar 26, 2005, 6:37:10 PM3/26/05
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"Dale Hicks" <dgh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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In article <3am752F...@individual.net>, b...@mindless.com says...
> "John Adcox" <jad...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> news:BE6AE8EB.15BA6%jad...@mindspring.com...
> : Some of you may remember that I am working on a sequel to a novel I have
> : coming out in a few months. Last summer, desperate for a name (it's
> amazing
> : how hard it cane be to keep coming up with them after a while), I turned
> to
> : Usenet, and came up with... Colin Rogers. For those curious, here is a
> : sample:
> :
> :
> : Colin Rogers blustered a bit more, modestly. Synstelien and I exchanged
> : glances and smiled. We both knew the old man well enough to see that he
> was
> : pleased, despite his protestations. łWell then,˛ Rogers said at last.
> łIf

> : you insist, I shall say a few brief words, a sketched portrait, if you
> will,
> : of yours truly and humbly.˛
> :
> : łPlease do,˛ said Corwin.
> :
> : łShall I begin at once?˛ asked Rogers.
> :
> : łWe await you eagerly,˛ said Corwin, grinning.
> :
> : łThen I shall do so.˛
> :
> : łWeąre all ears.˛
> :
> : łQuite right, quite right.˛ Rogers cleared his throat and sat up in his
> : chair, keeping his back straight and his posture properly stiff. łAnd
> as
> : promised, if I must introduce myself, be assured that I shall so with
> the
> : utmost attention to brevity, for, after all, as a former servant in His
> : Majestyąs military, and one of no small accomplishment if I do beg leave

> to
> : say so myself, I am well aware that brevity is not only the soul of wit,
> not
> : that wit is necessarily called for in a report, or rather, that is to
> say,
> : an introduction, mind, but also the key to clarity, insight, and
> : understanding. Also, while some repetition might reinforce certain
> critical
> : points, I shall nonetheless avoid the temptation to underscore certain
> : events, to imprint their importance in the minds of you, my gentle
> : listeners, so to speak, and, to serve the muse of brevity, avoid
> repeating
> : any facts once they are communicated, thus eliminating both repetitions
> and
> : redundancies. Again, in the interest of brevity. That said, I shall
> : begin.˛
> :
> :
> : --
> : John Adcox
> : http://jadcox.home.mindspring.com
> :
>
> How close to being finished are you, John?

His post wasn't _that_ long.

--
Cranial Crusader dgh 1138 at bell south point net

Didja think I was lookin for part deux of the post?


Colin William

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Mar 26, 2005, 7:33:16 PM3/26/05
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"Jolly Rogers" <jolly...@nospam.com> wrote

> Colin, should we consider litigation here? I'm thinking defamation of
> character from your perspective, and just litigation for the fun of it
> from mine. What say ye?

I just need payment for the years of therapy that lie ahead ;-)

Colin


Jolly Rogers

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Mar 26, 2005, 8:16:44 PM3/26/05
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"Colin William" <colint...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> I just need payment for the years of therapy that lie ahead ;-)

You will soon come to appreciate the jolly logic from within. ;-)

bgs

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Mar 26, 2005, 8:48:12 PM3/26/05
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"Colin William" <colint...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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:
: "Jolly Rogers" <jolly...@nospam.com> wrote

Physician heal thyself

Me


John Adcox

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Mar 26, 2005, 9:48:48 PM3/26/05
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On 3/26/05 5:48 PM, in article 3am752F...@individual.net, "bgs"
<b...@mindless.com> wrote:

>
> How close to being finished are you, John?


Sigh. God knows. I think I am between 2/3 and 3/4 finished. Before cuts and
editing, of course. The first volume is more than 3,000 words though.

Hey, Jolly, we talked about this last summer! Too late now, chum. ;-)

John

--
"Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is a beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a
duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle,
accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it. Life is life, fight for it!"

-- Mother Teresa

Jolly Rogers

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Mar 26, 2005, 10:36:44 PM3/26/05
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"John Adcox" <jad...@mindspring.com> wrote:

> Hey, Jolly, we talked about this last summer! Too late now, chum. ;-)

LOL. I missed the boat.

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