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Re: NPR vs. Fox News

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Tom Enright

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Jul 13, 2011, 10:08:38 PM7/13/11
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On Jul 13, 8:49 pm, "Tom's Fifth Grade Diploma" <n...@address.com>
wrote:
> Tom Enright wrote:
> > On Jul 13, 4:17 pm, PrinceGunter <slippymississi...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> On Jul 13, 7:43 am, Tom Enright <freddy_ha...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >>> [snip]
>
> >> NPR contacted the prosecutor and the defense, but did not get a
> >> response from the prosecution.
>
> >> Fox's story rested on court documents, but included only the
> >> prosecution's side of the case.
>
> >> Both are sloppy, but NPR did at least attempt to include both sides
> >> of the story.
>
> > Ah...court documents cover *BOTH* sides.
>
> > -Tom Enright

> Yeah, you silly tinfoil-hat dumbass, and there are court documents for both
> sides, and Fox reported what suited them and made zero effort to actually do
> what is called "reporting" by real journalists. Of course you probably think
> responsible reporting is always part of a nefarious secret conspiracy in
> league with scientists, universities, and others who are obviously engaged
> in global information control.
>
> What a gullible bait-sucking little rightturd sycophant!

You are trying too hard. Seriously.

Every so often, although it's been a while, some piece of Eurotrash
washes-up in our group and decides that he's going to join us.
Sometimes we pull them in from some other news group or he stumbles in
here on his own.

Generally it runs the same course:
1. The first sign is typically a correction of grammar, or more
excitingly, a 'correction' of American English.
2. Incorrectly applied American insults. Calling a person from
Georgia a "Yank" or someone from Kansas a "hillbilly."
3.Lots of babble about George W. Bush, the right-wing, Christians,
conservatives, global warming etc. Because all good, right-thinking
people believe that 9-11 was an 'inside job,' that the Guardian is
gospel and the ice caps will be completely melted by 1999…2002….2007….
2011…2059

So be assured that you are performing your duties brilliantly. Some
of your previous countrymen held back a bit longer before going
completely out of their hopelessly inbred brains and started barking
at the moon. You are ahead of schedule.

-Tom Enright

What part of Europe are you from?
The part whose ass we saved or the part whose ass we kicked?

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