My good buddy Bruce is married to a Mary Kay
distributer. You all know Mary Kay, they sell cosmetics(that you can get
at Wal-Mart for about half the cost) as a front for a multi-level pyramid
scheme. You all know the basics of these scams---I buy into a program,
recruit others who in turn recruit others with each level turning additional
profit for me.
Why not use these same principals for a worthy
cause--Racquetball development. Heres the plan--Everyone currently playing
is given the title of director. Each director needs to recruit at least 2
new players to the game(going to have to do some training and encouraging--you
know like those motivational brainwashing speeches Bruce has to give) your new
recruits are so happy with the game that they will then go forth and recruit 2
players each to the game--of course these new players will fall under your
directorship--so you will have to assist in their development. Now as your
original recruits grow in skill ,they will begin taking over more and more of
the training. Bingo---without any assistance from the USRA--racquetball is
spreading across the nation
That is until the FBI closes down the
scheme
JHard