The Rules for TEAM SOBRIETY

LeeBMF

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May 15, 2003, 10:32:35 AM5/15/03

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First of all yes this will be my team's name. (assuming i am a
captain)

Here go the rules.

1. For each round of the tournament we are still in you MUST drink
one beer
2. For each game we win you MUST drink one beer
3. For each game we Lose you MUST drink TWO beers
4. For each Top gun attained you Must drink one beer
5. For each negative score attained you will be flair chopped
followed by the necesity of the individual with the score drinking
atleast one beer
6. For any ten thousand point half you can force someone to drink a
beer.
7. Liquor can be substituted for beer
8. There will be no discussion about the team name
9. Whoever i pick last will automatically become the new captain of
the team and will be in charge of going to purchase the beer (although
we will pay equally) and of captain meetings and other things that
will take away from me drinking beer.
10. Finally welcome to the begining of TEAM SOBRIETY's DYNASTY

Lee

Jonathan hester

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May 15, 2003, 10:41:23 AM5/15/03

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"LeeBMF" <ldc...@msn.com> wrote in message
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Holy shit. I think I want to be on your team. Except...I don't really
wanna get flair chopped....

Jchicago911

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May 15, 2003, 12:24:37 PM5/15/03

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I am in.
Joe Chicago
Team Lakeside

Crum

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May 15, 2003, 12:54:29 PM5/15/03

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I hope I am not a captain. I want to be on your team!

Crum

Hwang

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May 15, 2003, 6:38:29 PM5/15/03

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Sounds like Lee gets the first 30 picks.

Hwang

Turkish Xavion

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May 15, 2003, 11:30:31 PM5/15/03

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Yes please count me in. But I shall surely stop at my limit. >=)

GaJuan
Montgomery 2

Chuck Smith

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May 15, 2003, 11:39:48 PM5/15/03

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Not to influence your picks, but if I'm on that team. I'll buy the beer.

Chuck

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Chaney

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May 16, 2003, 1:17:38 AM5/16/03

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ldc...@msn.com (LeeBMF) wrote in message news:<695029ef.03051...@posting.google.com>...

This is my kind of team. Lee first case is on me if you pick me!

Chaney Chi-A Retired

LeeBMF

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May 16, 2003, 8:24:14 AM5/16/03

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zac...@yahoo.com (Chaney) wrote in message news:<2178e744.03051...@posting.google.com>...

Chaney,Chuck,Joe you will all be considered thoroughly as members of
the soon to be champs of gwinett. I will consider Q ability as well
as the ability to hold the beer down. As for you guy from montgomery
you have already been eliminated from the perspective members of TEAM
SOBRIETY because you have already failed the test for admission. I am
implacing a new rule as of today #11. I will decide your limit not
you. Once again all applicants except for juan or whoever will be
considered.

Lee

James you will surely be a captain and will have no chance on being on
the greatest team ever assembled.

LeeBMF

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May 16, 2003, 8:24:15 AM5/16/03

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zac...@yahoo.com (Chaney) wrote in message news:<2178e744.03051...@posting.google.com>...

Ryan

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May 16, 2003, 8:47:42 AM5/16/03

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>
>Chaney,Chuck,Joe you will all be considered thoroughly as members of
>the soon to be champs of gwinett. I will consider Q ability as well
>as the ability to hold the beer down. As for you guy from montgomery
>you have already been eliminated from the perspective members of TEAM
>SOBRIETY because you have already failed the test for admission. I am
>implacing a new rule as of today #11. I will decide your limit not
>you. Once again all applicants except for juan or whoever will be
>considered.
>
>Lee
>
>James you will surely be a captain and will have no chance on being on
>the greatest team ever assembled.

oh shit, he's drunk at 8:50AM. we're all in trouble.

Ryan

Crum

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May 16, 2003, 12:06:18 PM5/16/03

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Damnit.

Crum

Jchicago911

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May 16, 2003, 1:52:08 PM5/16/03

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Well thank you Lee. I may not be the best q player but I can sure hold my
liquor.
Joe Chicago
Team Lakeside

steven ryals

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May 16, 2003, 3:41:01 PM5/16/03

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I was still drunk a few hours ago from last night.... crown just
sticks around man... but, i guess, 17 crown and cokes sticks around
for a while no matter what..

-steven

Jchicago911

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May 16, 2003, 6:08:08 PM5/16/03

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Crown is good. Drink it straight dude don't mix it. Hard liquor is for
shooting not for mixing.
Joe Chicago
Team Lakeside

Turkish Xavion

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May 16, 2003, 8:23:27 PM5/16/03

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>Chaney,Chuck,Joe you will all be considered thoroughly as members of
>the soon to be champs of gwinett. I will consider Q ability as well
>as the ability to hold the beer down. As for you guy from montgomery
>you have already been eliminated from the perspective members of TEAM
>SOBRIETY because you have already failed the test for admission. I am
>implacing a new rule as of today #11. I will decide your limit not
>you. Once again all applicants except for juan or whoever will be
>considered.
>
>Lee
>
>James you will surely be a captain and will have no chance on being on
>the greatest team ever assembled.
>
>
>
>
>
>

Awe man come on! (Feels like that kid that is trying to get in the group and
would do anything.) Aight! I guess I'll abide by the rules! But if you slip on
something! Then it was Joe would barfed on the floor. =)

GaJuan
Montgomery

LeeBMF

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May 16, 2003, 10:18:51 PM5/16/03

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jchic...@aol.com (Jchicago911) wrote in message news:<20030516180808...@mb-m03.aol.com>...

Joe you almost became an honorary member with that statement alone.
Crown just happens to be my favorite drink. You my friend are
EXTREMLY CORRECT in the fact that it should be taken as a SHOOTER.

Lee

LeeBMF

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May 16, 2003, 10:19:52 PM5/16/03

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Crum <ngl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<h33acvo556d7d3a8s...@4ax.com>...

maybe some other time.

Lee

LeeBMF

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May 16, 2003, 10:33:08 PM5/16/03

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steve...@yahoo.com (steven ryals) wrote in message news:<283ca2f9.03051...@posting.google.com>...

> > >Chaney,Chuck,Joe you will all be considered thoroughly as members of
> > >the soon to be champs of gwinett. I will consider Q ability as well
> > >as the ability to hold the beer down. As for you guy from montgomery
> > >you have already been eliminated from the perspective members of TEAM
> > >SOBRIETY because you have already failed the test for admission. I am
> > >implacing a new rule as of today #11. I will decide your limit not
> > >you. Once again all applicants except for juan or whoever will be
> > >considered.
> > >
> > >Lee
> > >
> > >James you will surely be a captain and will have no chance on being on
> > >the greatest team ever assembled.
> >
> > oh shit, he's drunk at 8:50AM. we're all in trouble.
> >
> >
> >
> > Ryan
>

>Ryan, I am not that bad yet. I was just waking up from a drunken
stupor when i posted that. As far as i am concerned anyone that is
drunk at 850 deserves to be on team sobriety with no questions asked.
Please submit all applications to this newsgroup. Thank you, and all
applications will be responded to regardless of how little chance you
may have of obtaining one of the five or six spots of immortality.

Lee

P.S. Rule #12 there will be no complaining of how drunk your fellow
team members are. If you are sober enough to complain you are cut.
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

These are a few people i am considering but not limited too.

1. CHANEY
2. THE CHUCK WAGON
3. JIM MARX (a great pick for many reasons)
4. Joe Chicago
5. Jonathan hester (yes you will be flair chopped if you score
negative) (dont worry i will be flair chopped more than anyone)
6. Marc Popper damn you are good at Q
7. Jason Pace ( i know you can drink if you want to)
8. Brian Katz (just kidding you suck)
9. Steven Ryals (an original G)
10. Ratt im not sure if you are coming but i understand you can hold
your liquor.

That reminds me of rule # 13 If you fail to drink under rules #1-12
you will be FLAIR CHOPPED BY THE ENTIRE TEAM and forced to drink
atleast four shots of JAGERMEISTER. No Questions ASKED.

Lee

Crum

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May 16, 2003, 11:08:13 PM5/16/03

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I dunno, If I vow to have 10 beers in me at all times I think most
people would not vote me as a captain.

Crum

Spam

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May 16, 2003, 11:17:27 PM5/16/03

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>I dunno, If I vow to have 10 beers in me at all times I think most
>people would not vote me as a captain.
>
>Crum

Shiiiiiiiiiit. It's not like anyone would base it on the fact that you are the
only captain EVER to finish last in "fantasy q-zar"

=)

SpaM

Superflyninja3

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May 17, 2003, 3:52:41 AM5/17/03

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>These are a few people i am considering but not limited too.
>
>1. CHANEY
>2. THE CHUCK WAGON
>3. JIM MARX (a great pick for many reasons)
>4. Joe Chicago
>5. Jonathan hester (yes you will be flair chopped if you score
>negative) (dont worry i will be flair chopped more than anyone)
>6. Marc Popper damn you are good at Q
>7. Jason Pace ( i know you can drink if you want to)
>8. Brian Katz (just kidding you suck)
>9. Steven Ryals (an original G)
>10. Ratt im not sure if you are coming but i understand you can hold
>your liquor.
>
>That reminds me of rule # 13 If you fail to drink under rules #1-12
>you will be FLAIR CHOPPED BY THE ENTIRE TEAM and forced to drink
>atleast four shots of JAGERMEISTER. No Questions ASKED.
>
>Lee

i appreciate being mentioned, and just to let you know as i read this i am
feeling pretty good. i walked into the house to a little somethin somethin
goin on. my roommate is the shite. just for a little foreknowlede, im all
about the jager. ill bring the gear to prove it!! i tell you what, even if i
dont make the team ill provide a shot for everyone thirsty on general
principal.

jimmy

Superflyninja3

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May 17, 2003, 3:54:39 AM5/17/03

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>I dunno, If I vow to have 10 beers in me at all times I think most
>people would not vote me as a captain.
>
>Crum

shti james, id vote for you for no other reason than you have a sexy nutsack.

jimmy

LeeBMF

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May 17, 2003, 9:42:27 AM5/17/03

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turkis...@aol.com (Turkish Xavion) wrote in message news:<20030516202327...@mb-m12.aol.com>...

No next question.

Lee=Totalitarian Dictator of TEAM SOBRIETY

Jchicago911

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May 17, 2003, 2:01:06 PM5/17/03

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Hey Jim just don't give me and Jager. I will want to fight everyone. That
shit makes me nuts. I just wanna beat everyone up when I drink that stuff.
Thank you also Lee for thought of having me on the team.
Joe Chicago
Team Lakeside

Superflyninja3

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May 17, 2003, 10:41:42 PM5/17/03

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ok joe, we will substitute with sambuka(sp?).

jimmy

Jchicago911

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May 18, 2003, 2:15:13 AM5/18/03

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>ok joe, we will substitute with sambuka(sp?).
>
> jimmy
>

How about the cap or some jack.
Joe Chicago
Team Lakeside

Superflyninja3

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May 18, 2003, 7:24:14 AM5/18/03

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>How about the cap or some jack.
>Joe Chicago
>Team Lakeside

i can respect the cap...especially spiced. but id prefer a little crown if i
had the choice.

jimmy

Brian Katz

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May 19, 2003, 12:36:09 AM5/19/03

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That's some funny shit. :]

Brian Katz

steven ryals

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May 19, 2003, 8:39:12 AM5/19/03

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cant do it dude.. i drink with lightweights... they'd die.. or even worse..

-steven

Jchicago911

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May 19, 2003, 5:10:08 PM5/19/03

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Ok Jim crown is good with me.
Joe Chicago
Team Lakeside

steven ryals

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May 20, 2003, 8:46:13 AM5/20/03

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> P.S. Rule #12 there will be no complaining of how drunk your fellow
> team members are. If you are sober enough to complain you are cut.
> NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
>
> These are a few people i am considering but not limited too.
>
> 1. CHANEY
> 2. THE CHUCK WAGON
> 3. JIM MARX (a great pick for many reasons)
> 4. Joe Chicago
> 5. Jonathan hester (yes you will be flair chopped if you score
> negative) (dont worry i will be flair chopped more than anyone)
> 6. Marc Popper damn you are good at Q
> 7. Jason Pace ( i know you can drink if you want to)
> 8. Brian Katz (just kidding you suck)
> 9. Steven Ryals (an original G)
> 10. Ratt im not sure if you are coming but i understand you can hold
> your liquor.

I always steal rats liquor...!!!