Dictionary of Bizarre Sexual Practices

[Johann Von Satan]

Taken from http://ifaq.wap.org/sex/bizarresex.html

AGALMATOPHILIA: Attractions to statues or mannequins.

ANASTEEMAPHILIA: Attraction to a person because of a difference in
height.

AXILLISM: The use of the armpit for sex.

CHREMATISTOPHILIA: Arousal from being charged for sex or robbed.

DACRYPHILIA: Arousal from seeing tears in the eyes of a partner.

DENDROPHILIA: Attraction to trees.

EMETOPHILIA: Arousal from vomit or vomiting.

FORMICOPHILIA: Enjoyment of the use of insects for sexual purposes.
(Or the arousal from having sex on a cheap counter top)

MACOPHILIA: Arousal from the sight of a high-end Macintosh.

NASOPHILIA: Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a
partner's nose.

OCULOLINCTUS: The act of licking a partner's eyeball.

SACOFRICOSIS: The practice of cutting a hole in the bottom of a front
pant pocket in order to masturbate in public with less risk of
detection.

SIDERODROMOPHILIA: Arousal from riding in trains.

TAPHEPHILIA: Arousal from being buried alive.

rowr....
'ta..
Dark Angel

[Kenny Wells]

On 4 Dec 2002, Johann Von Satan wrote:

> MACOPHILIA: Arousal from the sight of a high-end Macintosh.

Who doesn't get turned on by those nice, sleek, 17" flat panel, G4
iMacs... Ummm err... I'M AWESOME!

[Lenore]

Disturbing. LOL

Lenore

[Lord Khyron]

And what category does Darky fall under? LOL
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[Big Country]

leper...@darkware.net (Johann Von Satan) wrote in message news:<d9a7101d.02120...@posting.google.com>...

Where do i start???

Here are some funny yet disgusting sexual practices:

Dirty Sanchez: Sticking a finger in your partners butthole, then
running the same finger over your partners upper lip, thus giving them
a shit moustasche(sp?).

White Dragon: When a girl is giving oral sex, when the man is about to
orgasm, he sticks his dick as far as he can down the girls throat,
making jism come out her nose.

Rodeo F---ing: "Accidently" sticking it in the butt, then grabbing
breasts and seeing how long one can hold on until the girl squirms
out.

Feltching: Sticking live rodents up ones butt for arousal. (popular in
San Fransisco)

Steam Plate(Cleveland steamer): Wrapping cling wrap on ones face, then
having your partner take a dump on your face and letting "it" roll
around.

Golden Showers/Yellow Discipline/Water Sports: Peeing on your partner
for arousal.

Raultner: The biggest hard-on a guy can get

Scat Play: Eatting shit.

Crime Scene Sex: Having sex while a woman is having her period.

Necrophilia: Having sex with corpses.

Pedophilism: See Stryker from Akron.

I know too much. Don't judge me. lol

[Lenore]

I dont know if he's a "Disturbing" more like a "Strange" catagory.

Lenore

[Johann Von Satan]

What about YOU lord Knyron?!?!?!

You have Macrossaphilia! :)
Or better yet.. you have the most horrid of all deviant lusts.. you
have Invidiphilia! You also snort Protoculture!

'ta..
Darky

xvlordk...@aol.com (Lord Khyron) wrote in message news:<20021205132801...@mb-mv.aol.com>...

[Lenore]

.... right.

Lenore

[Lord Khyron]

You are quite right my micronian friends. Nothing gets me more in the mood for
mayhem, destruction and mayhaps sex like those Invid Flower of life.

Ever seen Sera? Now thats one hot female invid. :D I've also got
"Meltranphillia" since they are the only women who can tolerate me. :D

hehe

[DrvLikeJehu42]

>ANASTEEMAPHILIA: Attraction to a person because of a difference in
>height.

aka: no one like this in austin =(

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